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OMG I laughed so hard I think I just about had a heart ******

Oooh yes Keurig Maxwell House

Sophie Dee Gianna Michaels Sasha Grey Alexis Johnson We would play Electroswing

So would it be called a vaginus?

Wow you sound like you have quite the group in your cam shows. Lol, "squirt milk out of your tits," :lol:

Jeff Milton

C-C-C-COMBOOOOO! +1! I make licking pussy like a game. :zombie:

I like espresso, "whole lotta fun in an itty bitty cup!" Or Turkish coffee

Who would you want to be your bandmates?

So how do you like your coffee?

We're cool

Woooooow... they have to be like 12 or something. The more I think about this the more I laugh. Today Cosmo taught me not to rub a woman's clitoris, "like you're scratching a record."

I like those beef taquitos too. Sometimes I put them in salad.

Aaliyah Love has a pretty clit which I have masturbated to before. It was positively climactically orgasmic.

Hmmm I like heels

I wonder what her third nipple looks like

I am 27, is that old? How old is old for you guys?

I pick death by snu snu, I did the wilderness thing already for a bit.

Wish I could be there, next year for sure.

What is your favorite lube?

http://youtu.be/CquQACxdwFI Made in Japan

So is anyone into this genre of style?

Carrots, broccoli, and bread I personally favor red pepper. Does Baba Ganoush count as hummus?

What do you most like to dip in it?

No I would not if I lived alone. All Doors would stay open and when I went, "number two," I would consider it...peek a ***. I also walk around naked all the time so, like whatever.

Record yourself doing it while watching yourself, kind of like sexy Inception...Sex-eption!!!!'

I brush before I eat pussy, then I dribble a little bit of foam on my cock. I feel like pussies are pretty and clean so I clean up a bit. But I can only go like, half a day.

Me I want in! Take me and my happy face dick!

Re: Dirty Talking Pornstars Someone start, I am getting hard

Re: Dirty Talking Pornstars I like to talk dirty

Eating hot pussy With my face in her tushy Tonguing clitoris

I would only date to get into the industry, something to do before the big 30.

I will look around Okinawa for it and if I find one I will take a selfie with it

No I but I would like to date someone in the biz. Normal people bore me now.

I used Playboy Vegas for awhile. I liked how it was spicy. One of these days I am going to the mall to smell each potion to try to memorize them all.

Happy Birthday

I like to use various essential oils like peppermint, cinnamon, or vanilla (diluted a bit) if I am feeling fancy. Usually though I go with Speed Stick at work.

I used to log into Naked.com from my favorite Travelodge every weekend. So I think you should be fine.

So what is everyone wearing or do you have a favorite?

2/10 Would not bang, lol

For volunteering to be a 2/10 meme. *shrug* I am also smoozing her like always

For volunteering to be a 2/10 meme. *shrug*

Hey I hope you are not too weirded out I asked to hang out while I was in California. I was bored and I was looking for something to do.

H-H-H-HILARIOUS! Thanks Aaliyah!

You have a 2/10 meme? I have GOT to see this most definitely - - - Updated - - - You have a 2/10 meme? I have GOT to see this most definitely

I prefer 2 ply toilet paler with a bidet, I like to do it in luxury.

Ask her what sauce she likes. Then When she hands it to you yell, "NOW THAT IS SAUCY," in the Koolade man voice while looking over the brim of your sunglasses.

Pink makes me horny, I think it reminds me of being in a girls room or some thing. Orange works too.

Where's the party at?

None. I was naked and she was topless and we were making out then she was like, "Ok now suck my dick." You should have seen the look on my face, "you are too pretty to have a dick." Sure enough, out flopped the penis. I kind of left after that, she played with my junk but I couldn't get it up...