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You can also use a 36" long double headed dildo as a drain snake to push the **** in as far as it will go.

Worry not for I am returning to the motherland of California as of July where I will perform my naked rain dance and hopefully use it to seduce the water from the sky.

Cake

Only if the pussy desires to be anonymouse

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

As in he pooped in the holding tank?! DAAAAMN DUDE you need to put something in the top tank to dissolve the **** so it comes out the little holes. However if it was *** in the upper deck, the overflow would be out the tank. I think a plunger would work if it is a lower lever clog.

*Proceeds to beat penis and "motivate" it verbally* All I go was a boner...a weird one...

Doesn't sound like you had any hallucinations, I would chalk this one up as a failure.

Anyone know how to make my penis veins larger or stand out more?

$0/a month I have ditched my celly telly for the time being

No, but I am going to now

Why yes if you want to call it that. You know, I am all about donating money for Christmas shopping. So I guess there is a special move out here where the woman jerks you off with her knee, "The Okinawa Runner" Nice

Oooh la laaa a cam girl? Pics or gtfo :giggle

*Toot toot* There goes some steam. AAAAAANYWAY, I could go for a martini. Next weekend I am going to a "Soapy" out here in Japan to get an "Okinawa Runner"

Man, They won't let me signe up for Freeones cams. Their admin said my account is a "security risk" Cock blocking lady hogs.

Psh Ariana Grande is hotter

The fact that I am not in it! *Buh dum psh!* I crack myself up. But seriously though.

No they look fine

Well in that case...*unzips pants and whips it out* ;)

I think bob needs his name written on some boobs

I wish I could go to this, HOTEL ROOM DANCE FEST!

Ok here is how it went... Me: *heavy breathing* you were soo hot last night Her: What are you talking about? Me: Imagining the things we could do together was magnificent Her: Who are you? Me: You make touching myself amazing! At that point she got on the 08:15 tube and left

Is telling a girl that you masturbated to her hot or not? Because my imagination just went into overdrive.

Oooh la la, Clevedon

Us boys found one at the back of the playground once. Apparently a figure liken to that of Santa or the Easter Bunny like to leave them at wee hours in the morning to be found by adventurous young people.

Well people at work call me "freeballs," then they shortened it to, "balls".

Haha you must be taking about the Venice Beach pier

Where in the world are the best places to run?

Where in the w

Used to **** cilantro now, I love it

I bet on who I think is going to win, like the stock market.

I touch myself

Well I guess we all should line up and consume a gallon of milk each

Balls is in the fray

Hmm I will keep an eye out

I recommend the book called, "Hot Zone," by Michael Chriton

I am also from California

Hmmm a flesh colored bra with a squirting mechanism, or animation in post production, lol or some careful editing

LOL maybe you should do a fake lactating scene...although I don't know if I could take it seriously. Fake like...FWOOOOOSH! MILK EVERYWHERE AUGHHH!

:zombie:

No, but I kind of want to

I like my coffee like I like my steak, fresh

Hmmm I have to get in on one of your cam shows soon

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? I love vaginas, I love the variety and they are soo pretty!!!

Druuuuuuunk!

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This thread just makes me want to flick lick a clit all day long.

I favor dirty martinis, margaritas are a close second.

I am thinking about getting one. Which one should I get?