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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Veronique Vega
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    Michael Myers vs Jason Voorhees

    Michael Myers has the "edge" in this poll. :D
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    The REAL action hero

    Steven Seagal.
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    Condoms or not?

    As long as she's hot, I don't care.
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    Paris Hilton or Fearne Cotton?

    I can't stand her, but I'd fuck Paris Hilton's brains out. Which, considering she doesn't have much for brains, it wouldn't take long. And neither would I! :thumbsup:
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    Favourite TV theme?

    I was going to mention those three as well as: The X-Files Cheers The Andy Griffith Show The Dick Van Dyke Show Futurama ****** Guy American *** Married With ******** The Sopranos - Possibly the best of all time!
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    Brussels Sprouts?

    Now that sounds good. I haven't made those in a long time. Mmmmmm. :D
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    What's the strangest thing you or a partner has said after sex?

    "Go back to *****, I'll be done in a minute." :D I ***, I ***. Seriously, I can't think of anything that would even compare to the other things you guys have posted. Funny ****. Although, once after sex I recall calling the young lady I was with, Kami. Even though her name was Kristy...
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    Brussels Sprouts?

    I know my life depends on this answer, BB, but I've honestly never had them. Do I live or die? Or am I immortal? :dunno: I do like broccoli. Does that count?
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    Kat Young, Hot or Not ?

    Not
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, and the rest of the Victoria's Secret Angels. :rubbel: I would give my left arm to fuck a VS Angel. :D
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    Ashley Blue Almost ****** to Death!

    Holy **** that is sick. And I only watched the first 5 seconds. How can anybody find that arousing. Fuck! I can't get that image out of my head.
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    Four Police Officers Shot Dead in Ambush

    Thanks for clarifying that. And I have tremendous respect for cops. I know two personally and was horrified by this story. So many nutjobs walking the streets these days, really makes the job even more difficult.
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    Four Police Officers Shot Dead in Ambush

    You can't be serious. Really?
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    Thank you for the rep.

    Thank you for the rep.
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    favorite Steven Spielberg movie?

    In no particular order: First two Jaws movies First two Indiana Jones movies First Jurassic Park E.T. Schindlers List Saving Private Ryan Close Encounters And I've never seen Munich. I really want to, but I just haven't seen it yet. Don't know why. :dunno:
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    Degrading Porn

    Not a fan of degrading porn. Sex is supposed to be fun. Degrading is not. :2 cents:
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    Hottest Body Ever in Porn! Pick 1.

    Shawna Lenee. She was built to fuck. :nannerf1:
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    3D Porn Scenes

    I can't wait for realistic androids of my favorite porn girls to go on sale! :thumbup: At least then I might have a chance.
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    Jenni Gregg or Georgia Jones?

    Both are beautiful, but something about Georgia gets her my vote.
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    Youngest Blonde Pornstars

    Kacey Jordan is 21. Not sure about any others.
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    Four Police Officers Shot Dead in Ambush

    Damn. Whoever the motherfuckers are, I hope they are shot dead on the spot. Not sitting in prison for years waiting to be executed.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Paulina James
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    No problem. She's gorgeous!

    No problem. She's gorgeous!
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    >>> The OCSM List Gets a Much Needed Makeover!!

    This is great! :thumbsup:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kacey Jordan for the 1,304,487,329th time. :rubbel:
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    I f-ing **** Ashlynn Brooke

    Me too. When I read the title, I was thinking, what kind of moron hates Ashlynn Brooke?! :eek: lol. Ashlynn is extremely fuckable, so I can see how she could make a guy pop quickly. But 30 seconds is a bit fast. lol. Still, Jordan Capri is probably the girl who gets me off the fastest...
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    Thank you for the rep, Lacey! :D

    Thank you for the rep, Lacey! :D
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    What's with thanking someone for repping you?

    Your momma is so fat, she fell down, broke her leg, and gravy poured out. :D Maybe we need a "your momma joke" thread.
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    Significant' Amount Of Water Found On Moon

    This is good news. Now we have a place to live before 2012 ***** us all. :thumbsup:
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    Aria or Veronica??

    Aria Giovanni. Incredibly gorgeous with hypnotic eyes. Yeah, baby! :bowdown:
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    Do you think Veronika Zemanova's body is perfect ?

    Extremely hot, but not perfect.
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    What's with thanking someone for repping you?

    I'm glald I'm not the only one who wishes that. :D
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    who would you do

    Both please. But the brunette first. :D
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    Your fav movie

    Action - Die Hard Comedy - Blazing Saddles or Young Frakenstein Drama - Traffic or To **** A Mockingbird Horror - Nightmare on Elm Street or the original Halloween Really hard to choose. I've got a lot of movies I consider favorites. :)
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    When you download porn, ¿what's your criteria to keep it (archive/save)?

    I keep it all, since I only download scenes with girls I like to watch. And there are a lot of them. :thumbsup:
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    This is hilarious news!

    I agree. :1orglaugh And who is this ***? Never heard of him before this.
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    Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. :)

    Thanks. I'm glad you liked it. :)
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    Best Ass (Sports Goddesses Edition)

    I was going to say Maria Sharapova until I saw this perfect specimen. :bowdown: Still like Maria's total package overall. She is a goddess!
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    Best take away food.

    Pizza. Just happened to order some earlier tonight. Mmmmmm.
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    best rock singer ever

    Chris Cornell Eddie Vedder Jim Morrison Bono Axl Rose. Not the best voice, but a very cool style. James Hetfield. Same reason as Axl Rose.
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    Did man really land on the Moon ?

    I've got no reason to think we didn't. I normally don't go for conspirocy theories.
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    the rumors are true"Win a Date With Nikki Nova"

    I occasionally play the lottery, but I've never won anything. I wonder what the odds are to win a date with Nikki Nova. Probably the same. :dunno: Though, I'm guessing it's worth a shot. Especially if a money shot is involved. :thumbsup:
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    Have you ever given negative rep??

    Once. Accidentally. Next time I'll wear a condom. Or just pull out. :D
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    Love your body and body of work, Nikki. Many times, in fact. :D

    Love your body and body of work, Nikki. Many times, in fact. :D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Tanner Mayes. One of my all time favorites. :bowdown:
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    Has the vampire/zombie thing run its course?

    Normally, I like vampires, werewolves, zombies, etc. But this Twilight crap is annoying as hell. It's all for the millions of teenage girls who eat that **** up. Almost looks like the Backstreet Boys became vampires and Nsync became werewolves. No thanks. Give me Bela Lugosi and Boris...
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    whose ass is better

    Love Gisele
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    Thank you for the thank you! :D

    Thank you for the thank you! :D
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    Best Ass (pornstar edition)

    I can't believe nobody has said Miss Jenna Haze. Best ass in porn! http://www.asshole4you.com/blog/bigdickshotchicks/new/jenna-haze-nude.jpg
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