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Now you're talkin! Heels on and legs up in the air! :nanner:

Welcome Sarge! :hatsoff:

Re: If you had to let a porn-star make you cum, but couldn't have sex, how'd you do i Kacey Jordan and a handjob. :rubbel:

My house. I want to show her my woods. :nanner:

lol. I really did propose to her. If I remember right, she posted some pics on her Twitter account and a couple people said marry me to her. So, I thought I've got to get in on this and asked her too! :D But, like I said, she has yet to respond. I know she's really busy, so it should be anytime...

Ah man! That's nasty!!! :eek::eek::eek:

On her stomach with her ass raised in the air with a pillow or two. Love that one! And I love cowgirl too. She can ride me as hard or slow as she wants. :nannerf1:

Thanks for the rep! Keep posting the good stuff! :thumbsup:

Thanks for the Sara Jean Underwood rep! I've proposed marriage to her. So, any day now I'll be making the big annoucement. Yep! Any day now... She's just a little busy. She'll get back to me. Eventually. :D

I used to subscribe to Jordan Capri's website, but stopped a couple years ago. Regular updates stopped and a lot of old pics/vids were released as new and I felt ripped off. Evidently she has retired and they (Lightspeed) have continued to run her site as if she hadn't. But, I'll bet there...

Yeah, I think I've seen that one too. But, I'm actually looking for something more model/********* based. Something more appropriate to be hanging on my wall when friends or ****** visit. Besides Marisa Miller, I've had Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova, to name a couple.

Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:

I would be lost without my internet. Where else am I going to get my porn? :dunno:

Darth Vader Han Solo Jake and Elwood Blues The Joker (Heath Ledger version) Hedley LaMaar Count de Monet Sam Diamond (****** By Death) Derek Zoolander Sheriff Buford T. Justice Igor Ron Burgandy Don Vito Corleone Tony Montana So many more I could add.:1orglaugh

With 2010 fast approaching, it's time to buy a new calendar. Currently I have Marisa Miller Sports Illustrated 2009. I love Marisa, but I can't seem to find an updated calendar of hers for the new year. So, does anybody else have any suggestions or favorites? Thanks everybody! :hatsoff:

This is a great list! :thumbsup:

Thanks for the rep!

Myself with Kacey Jordan, Jordan Capri, Tanner Mayes, Tori Black, Shawna Lenee, Lexi Belle, Madison Ivy, Veronique Vega, Teen Kasia, Paulina James, Sandy Sweet, Aaliyah Love, Nicole Ray, Aubrey Addams, Courtney Simpson, Capri Cavalli, Jenna Haze, Devon, Jaelyn Fox, McKenzie Miles, Sasha Grey...

Turkey gravy works great! :thumbsup: A word of advice, though. Make sure it's cool. Trust me. :eek:

Didn't he die a couple months ago? :eek:

That's nice, BoothBabe. Congratulations to you two ladies. :hatsoff: I wish you all the best!

:1orglaugh :rofl: I laughed so hard seeing this. Nice one, GC! Also, I'm very attracted to Latinas. Especially love the accents, so when they say "Papi", it's hot. Though, I've never been with one. :( Not too many hot Latinas here in the Midwest.

Re: Who made you cum today? Shawna Lenee. Built to fuck! :nannerf1:

Damn! Why didn't I think of that? :dunno: I've always wanted to bang Winona Ryder. :D

Katja Kassin

Miss Kacey Jordan. :rubbel:

I was thinking about porn. After all, this is FreeOnes! :thumbsup:

Thanks for the rep!

I love Kacey! And thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:

Not a problem! I didn't feel left out. :) I thought it was very cleverly done. And thank you for the rep! Hope you had a good Christmas. :thumbsup:

Re: Who made you cum today? Veronique Vega

Kacey, Veronique, Tori, Tanner, Lexi :thumbsup:

I do the same thing.

I LOVED Million Dollar Baby. Fantastic movie.

Wonderful job, Santa Whimsy! :hatsoff: And let me add, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everybody! :) It's been a lot of fun here with all of you. :nanner:

Thanks for the rep!

Tori Black is easily one of the most beautiful women in the business. Love her! :rubbel:

Thanks for the rep! And Merry Christmas to you! :hatsoff:

Merry Christmas to you too! :hatsoff: It is going to be a hectic week. That's for sure. I hope Santa is good to you. Maybe he'll have Kimmy waiting under your tree? :nanner:

Always wanted to fuck a nurse. :nannerf1:

Randy "I thought this was America?" Marsh! :bowdown: Butters Mr./Mrs. Garrison Cartman The Chinese guy from Shitty Wok. "God damn Mongolians!"

I've always felt gangsta rap worked quite well with the ladies. :pimpdaddy: :ak47: But seriously, depends on the mood we both were in at the time. Love songs from Air Supply, The Commodores, and so forth, for romantic nights. Faithfully by Journey is a good one, too. And I once had a...

I thought blow sucked. ;)

Very sad news. I hope it's only rumors, but I have read where she had a **** problem. Still, however she died, it's a terrible shame. She was a pretty lady with a lot of talent. :(

Had a friend who had NE 1469 on his plates. :D

Fuck buddy is nice if I don't have a girlfriend. Which I don't. So, I need a fuck buddy. Or a girlfriend. :D

Re: Who made you cum today? Miss Kacey Jordan. It's becoming a daily thing with her. :D

Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:

Yep. Frosted Flakes. The cereal named after the crazy sluts that Tiger came all over. :D

Lily Love can suck on my candy cane anytime! :thumbsup: