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Let's ask Hugh Hefner.

"I can't believe now that I was ever reluctant to fill out those summer days of my freshman year cleaning swimming pools. If I hadn't taken the job I never would have met Mrs Johnson. I would never have shared that beautiful time. I would never have released that burning passion. It seemed...

Hitch was an OK date movie. No harm no foul. Just about right for the affable Mr Smith. Please god keep him away from heavy drama.

My homeland England: Mushy Peas. The royal ****** - particularly the ***** royals, who don't even have to do the heavy lifting of turning up for portraits, appearing on stamps/currency. Rugby Union journalists. The people who turn up in person to watch the TV show Top Gear. English tennis...

I know what you mean but he did OK in this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtZ2M4e_AM

Rap music, why?

What next? These young men who make a massive amount of money for kicking things will probably hang out with garish model types for fleeting insincere trysts. I haven't laid eyes on a copy of the daily mail for 20 years, nice to know that some thiings don't change. They're not hurting anyone...

Marx and Engels. This is exactly the kind of **** that proto commies do to **** off purists. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGz5DakZzf4

Any midget lady who does hardcore. They take their lives in their hands/mouths/bums etc. And they continually get shortchanged in the respect department. None of their peers looks up to them. Fancy lining up against someone in the act of untrousering a member that dwarfs your forearm, your...

This reminds me of the Lemonheads song, "I lied about being an outdoor type" In it the singer says . I can't go away with you for a rock climbing weekend What if somethings on TV and it's never shown again That used to be true for me, especially where music on TV was concerned. Here it live...

Eh? There is a lot to respond to here but this is a basketball thread so I'll leave it.

Well there is a certain amount of respect that goes with the post of first lady. Like royalty, this deference just comes with the territory. In general the media says nice things about the woman who is married to the president. Hilary Clinton changed the dynamic somewhat by being more...

As a former resident of the Borough of Anfield in the city of Liverpool I feel I can speak with some authority on this issue. On match days the police around the ground get a little fired up. (I'm not going to go into the boring history of the culture of ******** that surrounds football but...

I can not speak for any other atheists or agnostics, we are the most diverse group on the planet, not even as unified as much as those who dislike green vegetables. I will say though, that those with whom I have discussed religion at length almost universally do not see it as in any way related...

Bono is well aware how this type of activity looks and will be interpreted. He has commented on it thousands of times. He even did the cameo at the end of the Bruno movie where he was singing a bogus charity record. I have no doubt that he is 100% sincere though. (And yes, I'm sure his faith...

Ron is just of his generation. It is the job of the aging to moan about the next wave of culture. If they didn't perform this function, youth would have to concern itself with real rebellion. Ron is making the world safe by moaning. Especially now that his porridge *** is no longer quite as...

I have to say that I cannot hear the phrase "Supreme being" without thinking of one of the best ***'s movies of all time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzHoJYKMtM

Well, that's easily fixed for you isn't it? Just have a word with that "supreme being" of yours, get him/her/their thingyness to sprinkle some cosmic pixie dust on her and Bobs yer uncle! One full on hottie! Man at times like that, I wish I had a friend who could make universes. Oh well.

Sweden? Denmark? I think they should be told.

Lot's of people are running in Mass, indeed they are running en masse. http://www.thepulsemag.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Boston-marathon-45.3.jpg

There's a nice little novel I can recommend all about this sort of thing. "Before She Met Me by Julian Barnes. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416JWFCMTML._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Take this over to the climate thread. Al Gore isn't running in Mass.

I've never come across a movie in recent times that so many people have a tough time pinning an absolute opinion on. On the one hand it is just crap and silly, on the other it is hilarious and daring and so unlike any other war film. I loved the opening scene in the **** house. The Jew Hunter...

From a democrat perspective, this whole mess should have been averted yonks back by the aging Ted Kennedy ******** and endorsing a successor and stepping down.

Slip of the keys of subliminally thinking about your domestic arrangements?

Tops $200 Mirophone $300 Trap 1 $400 Trap 2 $500 Trap 1 & Trap 2 $600 Trap 1, & Trap 2, commemorative tea towel and mug $625

It all becomes clear now. Unlike the usual double helix like structure that typifies standard DNA the Braford coccus supervirus was found to have the following structure under an electon imaging magnifier. http://u-handbag.typepad.com/uhandblog/CurlyWurlys.jpg

this place on Broadway, Capitol Hill, Seattle, Wa. http://neuroticnomad.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/dicks.jpg

My copy of Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus is on permanent loan/steal but I seem to dimly remember that the description of an uncircumcised erect penis is, "Kojak in a roll neck sweater."

Did you know that the largest virus ever recorded is called the Bradford coccus. It is around 30 times larger than the rhinovirus that gives us the common cold. You can read about it in, "13 Things That Don't Make Sense" (Chapter 8) by Michael Brooks. Back to the silliness.

Yes, Tori Amos. Due to the fact that when I stuck into my girlfriend she would make these odd high pitched noises but mostly because I drape it in odd fabrics and play the piano with it. Conversely my arse is called the squash court as it is easy to see into but impossible to touch both sides...

Whichever way you slice it that is a fucking sorry way for a grown man to spend his life.

You woke up halfway through the movie. Go back to the opening reel.

The "religious nutter" bit relates to you being compelled to spend half an evening having an argument about having an argument where none existed in the first place, complete with imagined meetings between historical figures and your projected fantasy regarding myself. Whichever way you slice...

I feel bad about not ******** with her now.

Yes, I am aware of the good reverend and his relationship with religion. And no, it doesn't. Indeed it is a statement that I have heard in various forms many times. (And others have been hearing in this exact form for at least 41 years.) Rather boringly it is continually employed by...

Hmm. I was expecting the Lady Chatterley trial, the legalisation of Homosexuality and the introduction of the pill. Terrence Higgins, I'm not sure that was a key moment for anyone outside the Higgins ******.

Leaving aside your muddles regarding the aims of the good Doctor, his legacy is set in stone and it is this. Institutionalised racism is a stain on humanity and if the conditions are right then it is possible for good people to secure a triumph over it without resorting to ********. The world...

And the one about the international jewish conspiracy was?

Exactly what kind of political gain? The Hatian ex-pat vote? Winning over the tea party crowd? There will be no bump whatsoever in any opinion poll relating to the action in Haiti. Obama had to give money. Could you imagine what it would look like to the rest of the word if the US stumped...

working on my explosive first chapter.

I can't believe that statue in the background isn't having a quick wank, it must be a Greek statue.

The thread police will forgive me, will Jesus forgive you for being glib about the difficult circumstances of others so easily?

Because leaking the script before the movie is made is a copyright infringement.

Bit smug for a christian aren't you? What's the biblical quote for that then, smarmy pants. How about you doing the christian thing and helping him out, "while this blows over" and then he'll see you right.

For a moment lets just pretend that these scenario plays out perfectly and all the bad guys die. Do you think that would be the end of it? Or perhaps there may might be repercussions from this action. For instance scapegoating innocent muslims and fucking up their homeland has been a runaway...

Yes we can, but it might be better if we put it into one of the 47 threads that discuss this very topic. For instance, did you know he was fat?

I think the word you are grasping for is Mercy. Merely choosing not to **** innocent civillians is setting the bar fairly low for compassion. Quote: True Christian compassion, say the Gospels, should extend to all, even to the extent of loving one's enemies. From the section titled...