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G. Oh where to begin? First of all, could you please outline what these terrible events are, the ones that you are personally hoping for? For no other reason, as far as I can see, than your childish dislike of Obama. You said it and you feel it, you should be able to express it. I just find...

Regardless of the merits of the award I'm telling you, dollars to donuts or a pound to the penny, that there is a fella sitting in Crawford Texas right now who can't stop thinking that one of them there Nobel prizes sure would look good on the mantelpiece.

Forgive me if this is an example of biting satire and I am slow on the humor front. Seems like you are a bit vague when describing these troubles that yu are hopoing for. Are you seriously hoping for another 9/11 style event? Or perhaps a nuclear incident? Or are you hoping for the whole...

Indeed as noted above Kissinger got one. At teh time it was noted as teh death of satire. Where could you go after that? Stalin getting it posthumously? I don't want to present the following as my own approach, it is a parlour trick used by Christopher Hitchens to deflate the Nobel...

Years ago I saw Radiohead play at Kitsap County Fairgrounds on the Washington State Penninsula. They were not quite the rock gods in those days. It was easy to get down to the front of the show. Most of the people had travelled over from Seattle and even at that late stage there were always...

I can honestly tell you that you are wrong. I once went to see The Indigo Girls live with a group of six Canadian feminists. They were most certainly not ugly and as long as you respected them they had no problems with sex. I dated one of them for a while and it was refreshing to hammer out...

Star wars. A c rate western with d rate dialogue. And a seven foot wookie with no genitals. No wonder he was fucking snarling.

Don't shoot the messenger but.......................from the wire today. The United States is the most admired country globally thanks largely to the star power of President Barack Obama and his administration, according to a new poll. It climbed from seventh place last year, ahead of...

This murky area of censorship and the question art/not art will not go away. That doesn't mean that some self policing wouldn't go amiss. The thing that gets lost here for me is the glaring and obvious fact that as art these images don't accomplish much beyond highlighting again the...

er, I don't like Ashton Kutchner or Demi Moore. So it would be that other couple whoever they are.

I think it is important to remember that presidential races tend to be two ***** affairs. This last time around it was not Obama versus some combination of Socrates, Churchill and Nelson Mandela. It was Obama versus grandad and some pushy woman from the PTA. Even if those choices excite you...

I'm misquoting from memory - Life Of Brian. "Blessed are the Greeks" "The Greeks" "No, he said blessed are the meek" "Oh that's nice. They never get anything."

It would be hard to see how a troupe in the modern era could have the impact that Pythons did. Comedy is a different ***** partly because of the ****** they unleashed. The fact that you can still watch the stuff 40 years later is amazing. What is getting lost though is the satirical edge to...

Back in the day I lived in Seattle and although it was difficult to feel sympathy for Microsoft as tehy were making money hand over fist they did have a point when they said that about a week after roll out all their products were openly being sold in completely pirated versions across China...

She was never as popular or as famous as her ****** Portia Carrera.

A sullen Michael Jackson will walk amongst us looking for that lump of nose his ****** used to cover her nipple at the superbowl halftime show. Also, I will take a **** and it will fucking stink.

I got to tell you this sort of thing is very familiar to us patrons of Shadynooks retirement home for distressed gentlefolk. What I normally do is wait a week and one of them will usually be dead.

Evening all. I might be a lot of things ( fill in your own blanks here) but I will truthfully admit to the following on these pages: English by birth, US resident for longer than I care to remember, Bengals/Reds fan and poster under one name only: Mrs Jolly. I don't post under another name...

I'm not gay either. What I do is go to the sites where they have couples and cover the half of the screen with the guy on it. Then I jack off all over my handbag.

Re: Stephanie Birkitt: David Letterman's Former Lover, Assistant (PHOTOS, VIDEO, INFO Shame on him for not ******** with someone who would ignite your fantasy. How could he do such a thing? I **** to be contrary ( and I can get away with saying that because I'm pretty sure my mum doesn't own...

And yet he won with a sizeable majority. Hmmmmm. Perhaps he has friends in the media. I wonder if you have a theory about that? How else to explain his resounding victory. A quick look over the internets reveals that right up till nine minutes before he was sworn in, the US economy was...

First off you will need to get arse insurance and then a zoning permit to change your the function of your anus from a sewage pipe to a recreation facility. Obviously you will need to be trained in the use of this machine. Make sure that when you advertise to find someone to do the trainig...

ronnie reagan and his prize bitch maggie

One of my favourite bands, Half Man Half Biscuit sing the praises of slipknot righ here. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhvtYMsTAcw&NR=1

This is lifted from reason magazine. I've got a copy of RoPo's memoir, Roman by Polanski (get it???), sitting on my desk. Would you like to see an excerpt involving the sexing up of girls not of driver's permit age? Too late! This section describes events from October 1976: One day a German...

After all, Rizos is the owner of The Lodge, which was named the Best Overall Club in America last year by ED Publications, which sponsors the gentlemen's club industry's annual convention and trade show. Surely shome mishtake.

Back in 1997 I was living in Seattle which has a very big asian population. Hong Kong was handed back to the Chinese and the local media all covered the celebrations in Chinatown. I was in a minority of one in thinking it was a sad day. Millions of people were having their rights stripped...

Take a bow my friend

The way meth was described to me by someone who has ****** in the rural flatlands of Ohio sounds a lot like a plague. To say it ****** people into making bad choices is an understatement. Individuals drive off the cliff at 90 miles an hour and rural communities take a huge hit. A hit that...

It seems that a lot of people here take more time defining a god that they can believe in than believing a in god that is already defined for them in a religious tract. I read this as more clear evidence that god is man made and it is the act of believing not the object that is most important.

Oh I haven't played this for years. The gasoline, that's an oil producing nation, right? Maybe Iraq or is it Iran because of the impending nuclear standoff? So the gunpowder then, that would be Isreael, right? And the match, the match is your face and my arse. Ha Ha Ha. I'll get my coat.

here you go http://knellbell.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/scan0001.jpg

In her prime Angela Lansbury had it going on.

This is a good place to tell people to read Bill Bryson's, "The ****** Tongue. English and how it got that way." And then follow it up with, "Made in America. An informal history of the english language in the United States." Although Bryson draws on some serious academic research - he is a...

Here is the image from the chest up. Lots of heavy make up. Probaly meant to be heavy irony or something. It is a dull artistic avenue that whatever debate it sparks is far outweighed by the damage it ignites. http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/sep/30/brooke-shields-naked-tate-modern

Not a bad state of affairs for a country that spends $185 per person per year on health care. Is there a nation that spends less with better results?

We're calling it a "magic wand" these days are we?

I'm guessing we are all agreed on the lunacy of using witchcraft as a reason to disbar an award. The fact that this decision was taken in the 21st century amongst the advisors to a man who has the power to destroy civilization as we know it should be a cause for some concern. If witchcraft is...

I'm not a religious guy, but to me you are some sort of dalai lama like figure. You have attained a divine state of Nancy Grace hatred that should serve as an example to us all. Who amongst us hasn't spent an idle moment or two sketching out the rudiments of a machine, whereby a septic tank...

The 'war' on ***** is bad, no doubt. A war on meth though, I'm kind of for it. Meth is a cancer. I can't think of one outcome where even if it was legal any one individual or community would be better off. there are good ***** and there are bad *****. Meth is the baddest.

Meanie. We should hold the fellas to the same standards. The NFL commish should be 320 pounds of muscle. Head of the CIA should look like James Bond - possibly briefing the press holding a ******** with lipstick on his collar.

Although the original query was somewhat badly phrased, there is a debate to be had about the access to and amount of pornography in (and for the purposes of argument I'll just stay with the US - I don't know enough about other places to comment) society today. I like to look at naked women...

To be fair, most of the anger at Glasgow Celtic stems from the fact that a lot of their supporters have to live in Glasgow and in their daily lives are ****** of necessity to talk, mix and even copulate with all the other ugly cretinous inhabitants of this ghastly cess pool.

Universities must always pursue a policy of only having people they agree with give talks there. It's the only way. Thank god we can all at least agree on this.

I am pleased that he has been arrested. He has been enabled by those in awe of his talent for far too long. Roman Polanski bus driver or Roman Polanski brick layer would have served time years ago. His fame and the sympathy relating to the awful circumstances surrounding Sharon Tate's death...

For my sins I have a number of gay male friends. It was a mantra amongst them that there is nothing more boring than straight sex stories. Invariably it was always something as daring as, "then after a few drinks she said, let's ask my roomate if she is interested." For straights, getting...

Not a commentary. Entertainment purposes only. I quote. It is said that during the 1973 Yom Kippur War—known on the other side as the Ramadan War—an Israeli military spokesman was asked for the fourth or fifth time whether the Jewish state would use nuclear weapons if its ground ******...

Vice versa. There is a perverse fun in being a Bengals fan. I have lived all over the US but always take my Bengals gear with me - with the exception of Cleveland - people are always positive in their responses. I guess they don't feel threatened. The Brown ****** will be worried about the...

I believe that Al Franken wrote a whole book about lying. O'Reilly featured heavily in it. He was on the cover. He wanted to sue. His bosses told him not to. This was not because he would win, incase you are in any doubt. There are numerous sources cross referenced throughout the book...