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Great news... I wear the boxer briefs. I haven't worn any other kind since I discovered these many years ago.

Those are some fine, fine asses...

I *should* be listening to the gentle sound of a fan as I ***** after working all night. Instead, my neighbors have begun a symphony of fucking lawnmowers, weed whackers, car repair, and those fucking douches on Harleys keep roaring past. Be thankful every morning I have neither the authority...

You are 100% correct! Before those kittens came along, one of the cats I used to have was a wonderful old **** cat, who was the undisputed queen of the house. That Rott was a great protector of the cats, and a good referee when cats got after each other! That little kitty in the picture has...

Nope- he's no doubt another who thinks art and music and movies and content just appear magically for his consumption. Nobody has to get paid to get naked on camera and fuck, right? Nobody's getting paid to maintain all the websites, manage web content, or otherwise make sure he's entertained...

I always love this type of internettery, because since everyone has different and varying tastes, it's not like one day we'll just close this thread and say "Well, there, that takes care of that!" I think Mr. Stiffy had it correct. I mean, I find some movies that everyone else seems to love to...

I concur, RASQ.

Them internets... some people think that racism, misogyny, and general douche-baggery are okay as long as you're safe behind the anonymity of your computer. Sad.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Just so happens I'm married to her. ;)

I'm kind of watching, I guess- I'm editing a fan fiction film in Adobe Premiere.

Fart with one big push A rush of glee that turns brown I just **** my pants

Thought I would share this one, though it is many years and a couple Rotts ago. We had a stray come to live with us, and deliver us 7 healthy kittens. Most of the kittens got great new forever homes, but when they were still just little peanuts, the runt of the litter decided to introduce...

Looking forward to interacting with Ms. Tina.

Great pic, Maggie Green!

Something called 'Tuscany', which seems to get the wife going, so... I'll keep spritzing it.

Marx Brothers or Stooges?

Almost the same here, except it's 16 in my state. So... we're ok with like, a 60 year old being able to bang a 16 year old.

Me- very much me.

For Sabrina's bday, WE got a great pic of her! Thanks!

Some very memorable characters, and I got to meet him in KC last year- what a sweet old guy. H

Challenge accepted...

Yeah..... I even like watching my wife have sex with other men and women, and this sets off my "weird ****-o-meter".

So... they found male DNA on the shawl of a prostitute, and that means he's Jack the Ripper? There may have been thousands of Jack the Rippers, then. Oh, and a Polish Immigrant had enough command of the English language to write the notes that ole Jack sent Scotland Yard?

I was going to post something, but I forgot what the heck it was about after seeing MissHybrid in those boots! Oh, yes! I can feel for you, Ms. Hybrid. In the space of about a year, I had the worst luck and time with my ******* passing away. It was horrible, but, ******* are of great...

Right off the top of my head, I'd say that at some point, I want a threesome where the wife and I have a Latina. A delicious black lady would be awesome, too. Always wanted to attend a big orgy (Most I've been in are foursomes), and I wouldn't mind being attended to by three or more women at...

Signs you're getting older- your ******** is older than some of the women in porn.

Great shot!!!

That looks like it would hurt!

The majestic wit and delicious harmonies of Reggie Watts.

Boring angles are the fault of the director and crew.

But how is Christy Mack doing?

I think these body cameras are an emerging trend in ***************, and you'll see them in WAY more places than Ferguson. Kind of like GPS on squad cars, dash cams, etc.

AGh! I suddenly want to throat punch those directors. Sometimes I want to tell the women (I know they can't hear me) "Quit looking at me! Have sex!" I don't know why, but it just strikes me as irritating when the performers are constantly staring into the camera. But I digress... Until I...

There are other ways to bribe me for votes.

Cock ring to big, huh... ?

And those burrito pics made me hungry.

How to avoid being bullied on the internet: 1. Don't connect to the internet.

I would say yes- I mean, that meal's coming back for its encore and bow, and so just like a curtain call for the theater, those after-dinner burps are still part of the show. Another kick ass thread, DV!

Every time I think I've eaten my last McDonald's... they pull me back in!

I was once called a "bitch ass white motherfucker" by a shoplifter.

Listening to Vincent Price recite "The Cask of Amontillado" by Poe.

The moment I read the title of this thread, I just thought to myself, "That poor, stupid bastard... did he really post that?"

Righteous tits, and pretty nice body overall. Her "music"? Mehhhh.... No one will remember it in ten years.

After watching interviews with Kristen Bell, she strikes me as potentially batshit crazy. So, what I'm saying is... Threesome with both of them. My wife can hold the camera or jump in.

I stay away from porn that makes the women look too *****-like, or more clearly- ********. I often wonder what's in the heads of these producers offering up young women made to look like or act like ********. That's disturbing.

Unless a thread was particularly horrid or dull, why not bump them after they have been inactive a while? Better than starting four new threads on it.

This bears repeating, because it's so, so true. Unless you're talking about licking a cat. But that's just icky. I'll choose Briana Lee- definitely over a cat.

Love the boots, so very much.

Are you thinking of having a skin graft to thicken up your scrotum? You could get, like... some rhino hide or something.