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I don't care if you were joking... that was not called for.

If the guvunmant wants to provide an honest and good program for its citizens... ... it should provide free 9mm rounds, or other ammunition, for those that have a conceal and carry permit. :2 cents:

You are really in love aren't you.... cuz your gushing.

Remember, this is just a competition photo... which means she is actually much softer looking when not in a competition.

Some people should be ****** from cosplay.

Of course that's to much to ask... In 2 months the government has taken control of how many banks? Taken over GM and Chrysler and exactly what did they do with AIG, again? I don't like it, and I don't have to. I know this is no longer a free country but until I go to jail for voicing my...

Holy Crap!!! That makes me want one even more!! Good info!!

:Whips out concealed carry permit: Go ahead... try and take them.

Why are you gonna tease yourself... just respond to an ad or post one yourself and get on with it.

Re: Twitter already following :D

I don't want him to fail.... I want him to do as I tell him.

:hit::nannerf2:

All that and they fork the balls???

Is this the "Time Out" version?

OH GOOD GOD!!!! :ban: :eek: :ban:NOW!!!

:looks around: Where's my sledge hammer? I know it was here..... Okay.... Taken care of.... no more disturbing **** from this idiot!

I want one... but it must play "Ooo's and Aaah's" crowd noises, when I drop one in the toilet!.

Everybody have fun tonight... ..... Everybody Wang-Chung tonight...

The Redneck space shuttle???

His ***..... of course.

run... Run away!!!

cleeeeeevage!!!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!!

So that's why I keep falling around women... *smacks head* .... makes sense now!!!

Ahhhh.... public school. What memories.

Just think how many women will want that to complete their collection

I got my law degree online! :D

Ahhhh.... bedroom games. <....mind drifts off.....> OH! Sorry Becks... you were talking about icecream.

I was involved in a shooting during summercamp, I think they made a movie about it. :D .... ever took one for the team?

COOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! share?

I will now have nightmares.

Thanks for the info, TR! Jeeeze.... Where HAVE I been? I had no idea!!! Didn't Tea and him go through something like this a few years ago, too?

Having been on Food stamps... twice, for 3 months at a time, I can say this. I think its a good idea. To many people ***** the system. I used it because both times I lost my job. Oh... and you DO have to provide where all your money is being spent. You have to bring proof with you: bills and...

Thanks for the Rep!!

Thanks for the Rep!!

Thanks for the Rep!!

Thanks for the Rep!!

no. ... jerked off on your blind date?

Naw... On the left is what she looks like in the morning, the left is what she looks like after Superstar make up and movie special effects. And it all still fails.

Croc: Hey Joe..... You ever have ribs? Joe: We will tonight! (all crocs echew evil laughter) HA HA Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Guinness.... and only Guinness, with a side of Jamesons. :thumbsup:

harbors an elf in his closet... making him toil day and night creating sigs :D

would you put it past him? He looks like the kinda guy that would do that.

Whilst a Marine, I had this *** that used to work for me... he was an ardent atheist. Well, years later he was sent to Iraq. He is no longer an atheist.

I used my fleshlight in the ocean once, but it got caught in a rip tide and disappeared. I have never seen it since. :weeping:

I don't know.... reinforce our sadistic tendencies? Squeal bitch! yeah, you like that? I do, yeah. Now I'ma gonna eat you!! Grrrrr! :D

Beautiful pic!

aye! true words! true words.

David Duchovny??? Did I miss something? What did he do?