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Elk antlers and whale blubber are not allowed in this country.

We need to keep ppl out of the WHALE pool

Too hot! (400th post)

Taht poor camel is in pain. I bet he would not fuck with Shamu like that.

Well we know what kind of Action goes on inside the comics

Bindi Sue! Nooooo!

Right, and now that you have those items, all you need is the 20 inch dildo! Now you are finally ready to market the BEAR blow up doll to Canada, become rich, move to the States and finally be a winner! Winz!

Its all good, I think those are Euro Queers anyway.

Wonder if HER last words were "Krieky" too?

Building your own blow up doll? Winz!

Ahahahaha!

Yeah, and if that stupid bitch was alive right now she would say, "I did it for the love of just being around killer whales" (SMH)

Canada trades gold for Elk Antlers and Whale blubber! Winz!

Wave fish! The actual fish or the female trainer (fish)? Ahahaha!

Ahahahaha! REP!

Americans win gold. We only made silver and bronze to make the rest of the world feel better. Winz!

(gurgles Scope)

For the Bondage sessions in the shower. Makes sense!

Was this supposed his going out outfit? Going out to pull my pecker with the cyborg sea urchins?

Hang tight lil buddy, your silver medal is on the way. Winz.

Remember that one time you fed me meat curtains from a reindeer and you told me it was Canadian sushi...?

Whats Haiti?

Yo, BEAR, your Glock is in the mail!!! I got you bro!

I wonder if the shadow on his face is part of the super power? That hat aint that big!

I was drunk one night and FUCKED a whale of a woman!

BEAR, Reindeer,Elk, Whale. Canada eats everything it sees! Can you just save me a bite of Kylee Strutt ?

Well a couple of good friends of mine Elmo and Patsy Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy song. I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about...... ... ... Well...yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course the family and getting...

BEAR wants a WHALE sandwich! WTF! Winz.

Daminit bro. You Canadians fucking eat whale?!? Not down!

Pussy whipped bitch

"Thats not a knife. THATS a knife" Southern ppl always wanna cut something

" Don't do it Bobby, these colors don't run"! Winz.

"So Toy and BEAR drive a boat in to Orlando..."

"We piss excellence.." Winz!

Sheila: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or blame society? Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV? Sheila: No, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: With all their...

I wanna fuck up Shamu for his antics! "BEAR...man the HARPOON"

(yawns) Really? WINZ.

So my Mexican friend says to me, "I love this country". I asked him why and this was his reply..." Its the only country a Mexican can take a white woman out for Italian in a Japanese car and get pulled over by a black cop..." TRUE STORY!

I know I can BEAR, I'm American!

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn

Warrant - Down Boys

muncher

Winz

Yeah, I wrote that about my girlfriend at work!

Winz.

lol, Spice Girls - Wannabe

does this look like SAVED ONES to your stupid ass?

James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover

Someone must have looked something up to correct his stupid ass.

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