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  1. Darksquid

    Sweet talk before and after a marriage

    awesome, clever writing
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    Octopus Bounce

    The squid approves
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    Metal Gear Solid - Inception

    not at all like all like snake ... Fail!
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    Nuclear Pizza

    awesome
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    Pass The Mayo

    nice!
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    Ask A Stupid Question ...

    um... a joke/fake, really BILLY BOB!
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    Karma is a bitch

    awesome!!! i wish girls were this slutty when i was a teen!
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    Vintage cigarette ads

    love it!
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    Parking by the Braille system

    it's a toyota, his brakes failed.
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    Sheryl Crow must've meant this

    At least one person can admit it.
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    Silent Star Wars

    Thats the coolest thing I've seen in a while
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    Nazi's HATE carpooling

    "why so serious?"
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    Twilight Versus Blade

    We all agree twilight sucks, what we forget is that blade sucked also!
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    The best show on cartoon network

    Wow, i posted this a long time ago... I meant of the newer shows, and not adult swim. adult swim has sucked ass for at least 4 years! I miss the old days of anime, and shows that were actually funny when you wern't drunk/stoned/stupid. (boondocks isn't bad though)
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    Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK ON THIS!

    meh, not even close to the grossest thing i've seen online, i give it a 2. "try again, try HARDER!" - Brandon Lee, the crow
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    Ballisiest resignation I've seen in a while.

    anyone who thought it was real, is an idiot
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    I like big butts

    nice, widows humor
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    Apparently This Woman Caught A Big Fish

    she knows how to work a pole. -obvious pun-
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    She's great at decorating on a budget

    "you are not alone" -John Conner
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    Douchebag Team

    awesome dirk! "bring that pussy, come on." classic.
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    Mmm ...

    in japan bukkake means both what we know it here for and The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling. Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the broth is poured on top of noodles, as...
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    Indian pole dancing.

    dude... that was fucking awesome!!! we just need to teach alisa how to do that!
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    Oh Yeah, This One's A Keeper ...

    sounds like the daughter has a brain in her head despite the bad parenting.
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    trying to be helpful fail

    he hasn't heard of protective covers
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    Junior’s first Porn

    I nominate him for father of the year!
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    ''Fucking Hippy''

    Awesome cat! btw they are called "damn dirty hippies"
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    BlueBalls new tattoo

    i'm guessing that it's not a tattoo?
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    School budgets slashed

    OMG! it's a new means to transport children to terrorist training camps and brainwash them. we must target them for predator strikes ASAP!
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    Why we have to deal with shitty teen vampire movies

    Stephenie Meyer (born December 24, 1973), age 36 is a slightly overweight bored housewife, if she had only been getting dick from her husband, or lived out her younger man fantasy we would have been spared this tween vampire bullshit!
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    what is a vampire?

    you misunderstand, he gives vampires, AND gays a bad name!
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    Hillbilly Condo Complex

    it's suprisingly cool.
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    heard of an ass you can bounce quarters off of?

    i never said i wouldn't bang her ;)
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    what is a vampire?

    !!!
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    anti-piracy fail

    :)!
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    heard of an ass you can bounce quarters off of?

    you could do your 401k on this one ;)
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    apple users

    are cool
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    About to get interesting...

    don't hate, i've got enough cock for both of you.
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    For Shifty

    oh why?
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    Check Out My New Tattoo

    people who get "funny" tattoos are morons
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    Not Even Vince Could Sell This

    suitable for drunk driving? wtf?
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    what would you choose?

    well?
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    Gandalf the Merciless

    7.62x39
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    A Truckload Of Hotness

    noooooooo!
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