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About eight times a week, maybe nine. Some days I'll shower in the morning, then before bed so I'm clean-ish in the morning, so I only need a shower by about mid-afternoon the next day to go out that night. Lather, rinse, repeat, if you'll pardon the pun.

Oh, Hitler did get things done. He's not wrong in saying that. Slavery got things done too. So does terrorism. He didn't seem to be condoning what the man did, just his political skill. I'm more concerned with him praising Thatcher, though. That she-beast was the devil incarnate, a harpy who...

Jackson is a fantastic entertainer. I don't consider him the best, but I can't see how people would consider him terrible as an entertainer. He's an all-round kind of guy, amazing singer, amazing dancer, and his concerts and videos are always top-notch spectacles.

Surely anyone requesting an Air Force fly-over for a function should fund it themselves? There's absolutely zero reason that tax money should go towards a fly-over ever, it's just an aesthetic display - you're hardly going to expect your tax money to pay for the decor and such (then again, my...

"Butterfly Effect" was a terrible, terrible film.

"Delirium Cordia" by Fantomas is the creepiest thing ever recorded. It's a full album of one song, but it's worth getting at any price. Absolutely fucking perfect. Currently listening to "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" by They Might Be Giants.

Andy Kaufman.

Sweet, looks pretty cool.

Less anal Less jizz, just in general Less unprotected sex Less fake tits and dyed blondes Less skin-head musclemen, more porno-taches

I always thought those rainbow parties were just a scare story, like that blue star acid thing.

It means I'll start...

Just finished "The Godfather Part II" now. Probably watch the third one on Tuesday.

I'm trying to make a joke about turkey basting and Turkey and it's just not falling into place. :(

"Little Children"

They Might Be Giants - "I Palindrome I"

Bassists do it deeper. Seriously, bass is a far better instrument to pick up that drums. Easier to learn and more rewarding to master, plus it's handier to practice and transport your stuff.

It's hot. Really, really hot. Impractical as hell though.

Jizz freaks me out, and so does slobber. Jizz and slobber? No thanks.

The thing is, there's patriotism and there's the love of one's nation. European countries tend to be the exact opposite of what North Americans would deem "patriotic", but you ask a Frenchman, an Irishman or a Spaniard and they'll tell you they love their country. But things like criticising the...

"Scum" is fucking brilliant. The rape scene in that is pretty horrifying too. What is it with me and rape scenes?

It's a piece of cloth. That's all it is and that's all it ever will be. The Irish flag as an object means nothing to me. It's the ideal it represents that's important, and you can't make clothes out of that.

Why do I get the feeling he'll soon be going undercover as a divorcée?

It's an incredibly accurate adaption. The ending is slightly different, but - SPOILER ALERT! -it's only because they don't use Doc Manhattan-style explosions, but fake an alien psychic attack instead, but the result is the same.

It's an amazing film, and Vincent Cassel is probably one of the best actors in the world right now.

Ah, the 4th means nothing here in Ireland, but I hope you had a good day yourself.

You seemed to enjoy it so I figured why not. Your mum's not enough for me any more, after all. :tongue:

I'll fuck any orifice for the low low price of a penny per stroke. That's like, ten, fifteen pence per cumshot!

I'll have sex with someone's armpit, and I'll do it for less than either of those guys.

As a foot fetishist, I usually prefer barefoot or just stockings - but good lord, a good pair of pumps are the hottest shoes a woman could wear.

Done.

Wolves in the Throne Room - "Queen of the Borrowed Light"

"The Odd Couple"

I agree with Marisa Tomei, she's stunning. I'd also say Kat Dennings, too.

"The Godfather" Once again, I found myself yelling at the screen for Sonny to take a different road over to the house. NO SONNY DON'T GO THE TOLL ROAD!

Definately looking forward to those! As for the doctors, just do whatever would make you feel more comfortable, and remember that the opinions of strangers on the internet are never more important than your own.

Guys, it's not the photo that's too slutty, the design is two pink stone tits. Two big ol' pink stone tits, in the middle of a graveyard, could be a seen as a bit tasteless, especially since most of the people who visit graveyards tend to be old enough to be scoping out their own plots.

"Misdemeanor" battery? Aren't tasers potentially lethal?

Ladytron - "Black Cat" :tongue:

Why's everyone keep saying "Saw"? It's a childishly tame film compared to "Cannibal Holocast" (God-damn turtle scene...) or "Irreversible" (face-smashing scene at the start, and that rape).

I wish they'd reported the high-scores.

Deep Purple - "Black Night"

Some videos for you.

Tefelin

Iron Maiden - "Dream of Mirrors"

Cracked's a hilarious site, I've had it bookmarked for a while. Their countdown articles are usually the best, I find.

Ditto. The black hair was by far the nicest.

They're not badly scarred or anything, though. Were they a size or two smaller, they'd be perfect, if she ever had a reduction that was done as professionally as the implants were done. Other than the size of them, though, not another inch of her's got a thing wrong. Yum. :yummie:

Bruce Dickenson - "Dreamstate"

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. [fierce crush] In all honesty, as much as she's the most attractive woman on the planet, she looked a lot better before her implants. They're not poorly done, I don't think, they're just too big for her frame. She is stunning though. I think I need to be alone for a bit...

Burning a fireworks joint might be a bit more fun though.