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He's got a film to promote, he's working on making money and not giving stories away for free now. He's fucking hilarious though.

Re: Bonnie Wright (now 18!!) Okay, that picture has me changing my mind.

Fantastic band, though their last effort ("Transgression") was pretty iffy.

Bruno isn't real, he's a character. The actor, Sacha Baron Cohen, is straight, and married to a very hot redhead.

Re: Bonnie Wright (now 18!!) Probably because she looks like a slapped arse.

Re: havn't been round,I know this was prob. posted,I'm sorry but.....SANDEE!!!! NO!!! Fucking hot.

Have both on DVD. Hideous women.

Damn, I was expecting Kirk Douglas. Pretty sweet, though.

Nah. It's the big manly jawline that does it. Same with Jamie, too. They've got that Desperate Dan thing going on.

Actually, English beer is cold too. You're getting mixed up with ale (ale =/= beer), which is tepid.

Signourney Weaver was never attractive.

I once tried to start a coup in Beerstonia. We got the Beer Hall okay, but forgot the Putsch.

They Might Be Giants - "Purple Toupee"

Try to help her accentuate what she has, man. Classy high heels, some good stockings, and you can make her legs seem so much nicer. Work with what you have.

Fuuuck. I must almost be as behind the times as steam trains.

It closed? Fuck, me and the lads were planning a trip down when the student loans came in this September. :(

All but one now. :tongue:

Because Murphy's is the poor man's Guinness, is why.

Ireland. Guinness, Harp, Guinness, Smithwicks, Guinness, Beamish and Guinness. Aside from my home, there's also Italy (Peroni, Messina, Moretti) and the Czech Republic (Staropramen, Pilsner Urquell).

Lynch's voice is really soothing. If I had to pick anyone to read kids books, it'd be him.

I'm pretty sure she was born a woman, she's just horribly ugly.

Don't know what course you're doing, but mine really didn't need many, if any, of the books on it. I'm doing English, and found that since most of the texts were public domain, I could download them and print them in the library, rather than buying them. Also, there are always guys a year ahead...

"Requiem for a Dream" is pretty fucked up, but I think more for the tragedy of it than for any real shock value - I mean, on a second watch, the 'ass to ass' scene is just downright hilarious.

I didn't know they had Formula One in Narnia.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

Sure, thanks!

Re: What book are you currently reading? Raymond Chandler's "The Big Sleep"

Yes. I don't want any kids of mine dying young before they have the chance to make the mistakes I made. Damn it, they're gonna embarrass themselves and they're gonna live with it.

Could be worse, I went down on a chick on the first night of living at uni. Having polished off a bottle of brandy, most of my senses had stopped working at this point. When I came back up to kiss her, she said "Don't come near me, I'm on my rag and I don't wanna taste it." Best (worst) part...

Nina. Shyla is everything I dislike in pornstars, Nina looks far better.

Brandi Edwards, Nina Hartley, Liz Vicious... All pretty white and very hot because of it.

Drunk on gin, one night stand, she wanted to try anal and I thought "why not?". So I flipped her over and pulled her up into the doggy position, and loudly declared "Where we're going, we don't need roads!" The next morning, she did not make the breakfast she promised.

Oh, no. I'm a student and I still stick to Guinness, Peroni and Staropramen. Don't compromise your favourite hobby, and when that hobby is beer, you definately don't cheat yourself.

It's not that I'm knocking something I've never tried, but I can't stand wiping my ass too hard, let alone actually inserting anything in it. I understand where you're coming from, though, man, I just know it ain't my cup of tea.

Pegging is the most terrifying thing I have ever heard of. If you think you'll enjoy it, then go for it, just make sure you gradually loosen so you don't end up too sore.

Nina Hartley

You know that thing that people do to babies' stomachs like they're blowing a raspberry? Do that with her pussy. She'll laugh if you suggest it but she'll make a whole other noise when you do it.

Better than anything British Airways offers... :P

As a city man who doesn't want his eventual kids breathing jet fumes, fewer flights is definately a plus.

On the plus side, surely that'd cut down on the number of flights, right?

Yes. Jackson in his prime was very much in charge of his own promotion, he didn't sit back and go along for the ride. Though, if you're comparing entertainers through the ages based on their self-promotion, no one will ever top Gorgeous George. EDIT: God damn auto-link. The George I meant was...

I dunno about over there, but there's some rigourous physical training before you can become a cop here, chasing a 14-year-old girl shouldn't be too hard after that.

Oh, they're easily one of the greatest bands there's ever been.

Why waste time and money on sperm cell manufacture when there's already too many damn people around? That same research could have been funnelled towards brain cell manufacture for alzheimers and parkinsons patients or trying to grow new organs for transplants.

Or, if a trained grown man could fucking chase her instead of firing a weapon at her.

They Might Be Giants w/ Doc Severin - "Birdhouse in Your Soul"

And I thought the cops here were fucking retarded.

Fuck save us and bless us, I have no idea what's even happening with this guy. I mean, fleeing unarmed little girls do not warrant any kind of weapon usage. At all. She was just running away from zero fucking crime!

Hardy har har.

I recommend getting out of the bedroom - sex in semi-secluded places in public, or even in the shower or bath, are really really fun.