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There really should be a 'vetting' process, to be sure that the people on these phonelines are calm, reasonable and tolerant, and they'd need to be stringent as fuck.

Prince - "Kiss"

The USSR didn't attack you with their stockpile and it's BIGGER THAN YOURS. Iran, or any other country for that matter, will never launch a first strike on the US. Never. Atomic weapons are the biggest bullshit waste of money, time, and life ever.

Tomahawk - "Captain Midnight"

Dannii. I have never found Kylie attractive.

I'd have done her in the mid-80s, but she hasn't looked good for about 25 years now.

My ma used to give free birthday reacharounds, you might wanna ask her.

Re: Bonnie Wright (now 18!!) Given that most of the chick in Harry Potter are English, legal age for them is 16, not 18...

I'm a romantic, monogamous guy. I wanna get married and settle down some day, I enjoy the idea of stability.

Probot - "Silent Spring"

Yeah, it's only been synthesised a few few times, and only as a few atoms at a time.

I used to wax, but I could never get the balls themselves waxed right. Always shaved those and waxed the rest.

I guess you could borrow mine for a while.

Aldo Zilli.

They Might Be Giants - "We Want a Rock"

"Day of the Jackal"

I always found the trick was to grab the bag in such a way that both balls come together under the area you want to shave, then shave it. Then kind of move them around so as to get all of it. It smooths it out so you get a good shave. It's kinda hard to describe, and a little tricky, but it gets...

Ry's right, though, terms of service always include disclaimers about what can and can't be said, and agreeing to them supersedes any rights you'd have on the matter, as you've agreed to waive them. Also, yeah, Leno looks real old these days. I ain't seen him do anything since the mid 90s...

She's hot, but that picture has the most vacuous expression ever going on.

I assumed it was cause Jason Statham is in vogue now and guys'll think he's 'cool', so dudes in porn who look like the cool action star are meant to be ok. I mean, they do look stupid, but I assumed that was the idea.

Got that any bigger? It's real hard to make out at that size.

Barefoot. I'm a foot fetishist, so it's a pretty easy answer. Then again, I love stockings, so barefoot in stockings is fucking perfect.

Re: Porn Star Comebacks I read somewhere (probably here) that Riley Chase had quit - if so, I'd love to see her come back.

Re: Who made you cum today? Starting rubbing one out to Brandi Edwards' "Sharing My Wife" scene, but finished up thinking about an ex's amazing bush.

I haven't laughed at it in about five years, maybe more. I don't mean belly laughs, I mean, none of the eps they've made in at least half a decade has even gotten a smile out of me. Don't get me wrong, the classic eps are some of the funniest things ever (especially that one with Scorpio, the...

Brandi Edwards (as if my answer was going to be a surprise to anyone...) Great legs, nice feet, fantastic ass, amazing stomach, tall and slender, fucking A.

It's dead. The dog has killed, stuffed and mounted it as a decoy. Next thing you know, you're missing an ass cheek and the fucker has your trousers.

It's scarier inside his trousers.

I dunno, I'd watch that.

Hahahaha, I want one.

I know exactly the shot you mean, and it's fucking horrifying.

That's fucking uncanny. I say that chick on the right would have been better in the movies than Angelina Jolie was, anyway.

Me.

Pretty fun, but I seem to be stuck on the "rubbing ass, legs and pussy" bit, I've tried everywhere a few times and that bar's only staying half-way full.

Mr. Bungle - "Love Is a Fist"

"Remains of the Day"

Paul Gilbert - "Cut, Cut, Cut" As your body floats down Third Street With the burn-smell factory closing up Yes it's sad to say you will romanticize All the things you've known before It was not not not so great It was not not not so great And as you take a bath in that beaten path There's a...

"Song of the South"

There'll always be new ideas for porn. Always. "I'm, uh, here to fix your time machine." "Um, yeah, my time machine could do with your hot laser beams."

"The Transformers" In particular, season three, though the Japanese "Headmasters" series was also amazing.

Duane Eddy - "Peter Gunn"

It's better to make your own sauce, really. So much nicer.

I had my wicked way with a Cheetara a few halloweens ago.

"Transformers: The Movie" Quintesson Judge: Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court. Hot Rod: I have nothing but contempt for this court! Wreck-Gar: Stop, thief! No welcome wagon with that new coffee flavour for you. Offer expires while you wait. Operators are standing by.

Ozzy Osbourne - "Shot in the Dark"

Huh? Plot-holes, explosions and dick jokes = great, actual storyline, stellar cast and perfect exposition = bad?

I seem to be the only person in the whole world that enjoyed that film.

There's a reason they call it 'well done'.

I wanna say 'your mum' but I don't know if she's that tight any more.

I honestly have no idea who came first for me, though I highly doubt it was anyone with a known name.