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If only we didn't have these ridiculous speed limits it'd be easier to just floor it, pass the slow pokes that are slowing me down and leave them behind. I do get a bit upset when I'm on the highway and people just hog the passing lane without passing anyone. Or when someone is about to pass...

Anyone finds female aerobic videos arousing? This is just for you all!

Got to bring this back!

Play it again, Sam. You played it for her, you can play it for me.

^ But you know dirky would walk through that to lick a homeless man's balls :tongue:

In a non-related note, I'll buy tickets to this movie for all of you :tongue:

Only when out of hamburguer buns

I've had both. The broken bones stopped hurting in a couple of weeks. Broken heart is still hurting after 20 years.

^ This.... Plus he was awesome in the Bon Jovi concert

:banger:

I got a couple floppy disks somewhere :tongue:

A cup of extremely strong coffee

Yeah, nothing like getting a BJ while taking a dump

The Factor, but I'm about to quit to play some MW3

In Mexico, Freeones would probably be about the size of the birth place of the Gulf Cartel They got a nice "boystown" there.

:banger: Excellent!

Which one? The one with Darth Ah-nold or Pulp Phantom? Well, here's Pulp Phantom http://www.dustinresch.com/pulpphantom/phantom2.html Anyway, I'd totally watch this: :tongue:

We need to go deeper

Mash ups!! Bring out your mash ups!! I'll start:

With those tight pants and those high heels.... she won't be able to outrun me!!!

Okay, now go ahead and show it, none of us will look in here again waiting for you to do so :tongue:

:beer: Nope.... :beer::beer: Nope.... :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: ysss Just kiddin', with those boobies I'd wold not hesitate to get on her

I didn't know that Ozzy was in the closet...... SHARROOOOOOON!!!!!

thanks for the tip. I shall never fall for that............again

When both those movies came out on DVD, which one did I choose? SPR of course. I did like The Thin Red Line too but it just seemed so..... looooooooooong! I got this rule of thumb: whenever I go watch a movie, if it seems rather short even if it was 2 hours long, then it sure was FUN. Not...

Having a girlfriend...... on the other HAND, pun intended? :dunno: :tongue:

More cushion for the pushin'

I'm getting a cat. And then when I bring a girl home, if my cat can do this: SHE'S THE ONE!!!

Is she a :cthulhu: worshiper? :dunno:

Look, guys, when the Great Spaghetti Monster comes to save us, you atheists will be proven wrong!!! All Hail the GSM!!! :bowdown:

That one up there is a Japanese giant hornet and yes, you should be afraid of it http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html

You know, the reason why I don't think myself as an atheist is to avoid being associated with pseudo-intellectual smug assholes like this: "Ooooh, look at me!!! I'm an atheist!! I'm smarter than thou!" Religion may not have all the answers, but neither does science. Maybe together they...

^^ Only 7 years? :tongue:

I may need to rewatch that episode of "Through the Wormhole" with Morgan Freeman about the existence of the human soul, it was rather interesting trying to prove/disprove its existence. The short version: what happens to the information in our brains? According to physics, information cannot...

Are his show ratings that low or something? :dunno: Think about it: A liberal coming out as gay is really no surprise. :tongue:

Why not play matchmaker? :dunno: Set up your wife with her husband...... and then this will be all of us

Sir Farts-a-lot, is that you? :dunno: I'd run from both choices, run like the wind!! Octomom: I'm afraid I'll fall into her vagina and won't be able to come out, and Cruise: Xenu will eat me for fraternizing with the enemy. Hail, Xenu!!

How selfish!! You do realize that by not smoking you just cut healthcare for poor kids, right? :tongue: Blah, screw them!! You need your health, bud! :hatsoff:

1. What a classy thread title: "SUCK IT CONSERVATIVES!!!"? Really? :facepalm: 2. It is constitional....as a TAX! So, I guess, there SUCK IT LIBERALS! Now your messiah is responsible for a huge tax increase that will affect everyone single of us, even though he had said: "The last thing we...

So, I go eat tacos, then the next morning it burns on the way out. Will bugs sting on the way out? :dunno: I should have put this recipe for the Freeones cooking contest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_tarantula So, yes, I would eat INSECTS for 1 billion. I'm not so sure I'd be able to...

The only reason I'm so skeptic about "man-made" global warming is because it's so politized. I mean, what a coincidence that all the "solutions" for global warming happen to be described with the following five words: the rich nations pay more. Then when you have a POLITICIAN like Algore (wind...

Resistance is futile. You shall all be assimilated or else.... I'm sure all "liberals" would be extremely happy if us conservatives were herded away like that for having the audacity to question The One, right? :2 cents:

Et tu, John? Either way, I will not comply. Romney now most definetly gets my vote.

#12... especially true so near to the Mexican border

That's why they call them "Great Danes" :tongue: