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That an she bathes in the blood of 40 year old virgins.

This is only the begining "They" are coming!

Nothing says Easter more like the chocolate and peanut butter taste of a Reeses Egg.

Did these women grow up near power lines?

They were so high they went the bathroom in the litter box.

Aaaahhhhwooooogggggaaaaa I want to put something in her basket!

My all time favorite was Dee Brown's blind dunk back in a 90's all star game.

No urband myth they are called ex girlfrienfs.

There is an all nude wrestling site called Ultimate Surrender.

Re: Germany plans Veterans' Day for fallen soldiers INCLUDING those who fought in WWI Don't forget about Indiana Jones too he needs to be honored. All kidding aside there is a chapter in World War Z from the German commander's perspective that explains the difference between German soldiers and...

Norway is a country with up and coming horror movies. I know there is a new zombie movie from Sweden I think, in which there is a closed of part of the city that they all live in, and warring factions of zombies fight each other. Sadly I cannot remember the name of the film, I caught the trailer...

Free will exsists now what do you want me to say next?

Good craft services, a key grip that knows how to grip with the best of them. A well polished camera lens, tasteful curtains, or a couch with some decoritive throw pillows, and nothing says good porno than willing participants.

Did you go out to the jungle to hunt and kill the ultimate prey that is man? If not you should!

She should have jumped ship to either Buger King or Shakey's they offer better incentives for their prostitutes.

She had a pretty decent run, but that's the way it is with the current collective bargaining agreement these days.

Those not on the guest list have to play in that night's Miami Marlins game.

Starfish can deattach their limbs and a new starfish is born, plus if you kick a little person in the balls the turn into 20 chipmunks and scamper into the forest.

Still not as good as spitting the Great Kabuki's poison green Asian Mist at your opponent.

Tell them that your a test pilot that always works for me!

Remember the Bloody Murder movies? Which was a direct ripoff of Friday the 13th, and in the second one the killer had a chainsaw for an arm.

The one thing I hope to get from said woman, is love, then I will live in peace.

Damnit wrong Prince, I was hoping the rasberry beret wearing one was in this.

Whatever this guy is smoking is bad really bad! Hockey players are bad role models? Yeah bad role models tend to donate their time and visit children at hospitals that are dying from a terminal illness. Yeah hockey players are bad role modles because they donate money to inner city rec centers...

Yes now fetch me a cucumber sandwich with the crusts remove post haste!

Shave once a day in the evening before going to bed, but when the NHL playoffs start I grow a beard.

I have brief moments of unhappiness, but they are very brief. There is too much amazing stuff going on, and the simple things make me happy.

Pick yourself back up man. We do not tolerate failure on this board, everyday we do our best and piss excellence!

What? Now I will never learn who won the 30 Years War!

My money would be on that crazy guy with all the $ on his jacket talking about getting free money from the government.

The kid isn't even 21 yet, already has a Stanley Cup ring, I would be smiling too.

The first one was decent, I am glad Hammer is back making movies. A sequel to Woman in Black is alright with me, but that's it let's not drag on that series. Now only if they bring back Hammer House of Horror that was a sweet tv series. My favorite episode of that show was about an ex con played...

The last episode of Seinfeld ranks up there for me.

Yes you caught me masturbating would you like to help out my hand is getting a cramp.

Threesome's with an established couple don't work so well, in my humble opinion. It's best to have a M/F/F threesome when one is single, I had one last March, both girls were friends with each other and I was friends with both of them. We all got together had drinks hung out, and next thing I...

Re: Would you want to have some one video or photograph you and your woman having sex Ahhhhhh I am blind with all the dust blown off this 5 year old thread, can someone please tell me what was posted!?

Boston has a love hate relationship with Milbury. As for Pittsburgh well let them deal with more of a Philadelphia retaliation in the playoffs, that series is going to be a must watch. And someone needs to punch the bolts off Malkin's neck, I hope Marchand takes his legs out from under him tonight.

dirk is friends to us all, see the mystique is all gone for this one.

Have sex with me and actually enjoy it.

What happend to his arms?

Whispering Pines, that's a great adult community. They have arts and crafts at 3pm, dinner at 3:30pm, and bed time at 4pm.

This schmuck still calls phone sex lines, he should be hit upside the noggin with one of those hard plastic VHS cases!

I'll take that 2-1 Bruins win over the Rangers last night, looking forward to Tueday's game against Pittsburgh.

Hunt down homeless people that you have captured out in the wilderness, nothing says bachelor party then the thrill of stalking and hunting your fellow man.

There isn't a rag nor bottle of ether out there for me to be your friend, good luck Ace.

I know one thing, I want to paint brush the faces of the parents with a blocker glove that give kids those fancy schmancy names like half of Hollywood.

I think it's more important to have a trade then a degree. If I could do it all over again, I would learn carpentry, masonary, welding, because there is always going be a need for trade workers.

I need to brush up on my Ipad classes, a couple of weeks ago mine froze up and it took me an hour and half to figure out how to restart it.

Hey Tara good choice of a movie there, if you want another good Korean film check out The Man From Nowhere or I Saw the Devil. Also would you asian fetish include half Korean guys as well?

Good Bruins game yesterday as they trumped the Islanders 5-2, Turco and his yellow school bus pads made a great spin around save in the 3rd.