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    The Babes of Fox News

    You're right. He just got 'Employee of the month' at McDowell's once again.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Bought Nip/Tuck Season 4 the other day, and began watching it where lo and behold, Brooke Shields makes an appearance. Anyways, yeah ... I have an affinity for tall, beautiful women, and Brooke Shields meets that criteria. :banana:
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Godzilla against MechaGodzilla It's pretty much Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla with a twist. And that twist is that this MechaGodzilla was built with the addition of a DNA computer that utilizes DNA removed from the corpse of the original 1954 Godzilla. Of course, this is a bad idea and...
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    Do you fear death?

    Not particularly. Though I would prefer to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.
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    What Do You Think Of A Cutter Girl

    Can't say I'm much on the whole idea of a girl cutting herself. Mainly because in doing so, would make me want to start calling her, "Cutter". Which is a name that I associate with The Devils Rejects, and will ultimately just end up with me thinking of her as a female Sid Haig. :dunno:
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    Favorite Quotes

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Basic Instinct (Blu Ray) with Camilla Paglia commentary Not a bad commentary, but nothing great either. She goes on numerous wild tangents, and puts forth several credibility-straining theories, but can be fairly astute in her observations as well. Not quite as fun as the Paul Verhoeven/Jan De...
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    The Expendables!

    Well he was approached, and here's JCVD's side of the story. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLoJhywUdQ
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    One night stands: do you consider it 'slutty' if a girl has a ONS OR she has a guy strictly for sex?

    Re: One night stands? These days? Nah. If it's something you want, and the little frankfurter is wrapped up, I don't see an issue here. Sure beats sitting at home, masturbating to Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster like usual. You can ignore that last part. :o
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    Your favourite marvel comics?

    Oh yeah! But they came out in the early '90's (1992-ish). They were fun, if you like alternate takes on classic characters, and as far as all of the costumes that came out of the 1990's (and they were many), I always dug the 2099 threads.
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    Favorite Seinfeld episode?

    Either the Soup Nazi episode, The Restaurant.
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    28 Weeks Later?

    Outside of the opening scene (which was great), I don't remember a whole lot about it to be honest. Might not be a bad thing though. :)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Auto Focus
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    Gotcha added, Buddy. :D

    Gotcha added, Buddy. :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    War of the Worlds (1953)
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    Legendary Actor Dennis Hopper Reportedly On His Death Bed.

    Why? I ask, Why not? :confused: When you have someone so obviously near death that was vital in securing your place in film immortality, the very least you can do is to show support for that very co-star. But hey, if that's asking Fonda to be too much of a mensch and look past personal...
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    Legendary Actor Dennis Hopper Reportedly On His Death Bed.

    http://www.montrealgazette.com/health/With+Jack+Nicholson+side+frail+Dennis+Hopper+joins+Hollywood+Walk+Fame/2731540/story.html It is heartening to see that Jack Nicholson was there at his side. And while I'm aware of their differences, Peter Fonda really should have been there to support...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Superman II: The Donner Cut
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    Legendary Actor Dennis Hopper Reportedly On His Death Bed.

    Always liked Dennis Hopper. From Easy Rider, Apocalypse Now, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Blue Velvet, True Romance, Speed, and even Water World, along with his documentary narrating work, this guy has always been a favourite.
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    Your favourite marvel comics?

    Batman comics (Grant Morrisons run has been entertaining if anything else) Superman comics (love the new direction, even if it's tough to follow at times) Spider-Man comics (not a big fan of BND, but gauntlet has been good) Hulk comics (still waiting on Red Hulk's identity!!!) Captain America...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Watchmen I like it quite a bit.
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    Best movie nude scenes

    Each and every nude scene of Monica Bellucci in Malena. :bowdown: Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct. :) Also, any and every nude scene Jennifer Connelly has participated in (Hot Spot, Mulholland Falls, Inventing the Abbots, Waking the Dead, Higher Learning, House of Sand and Fog, Requiem for a...
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    The Movie Music Thread

    Completely forgot about this one. :D eYAAbbuEpnw
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    Farewell Peter Graves

    R.i.p.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Alyssa Alps
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    I'm Banging Teri Weigel Today!

    Might watch Return of the Killer Tomatoes and Predator 2 soon. :turnturn:
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    The Movie Music Thread

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    The Movie Music Thread

    6KKsVwtd0Fw ^ That's the meaning of life.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Punch Drunk Love
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    The Movie Music Thread

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    What would you do if you came home to this one day?

    Looks like a bunch of Spots to me. Just these prefer balloons over 7Up.
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    Robert Pattinson

    That reeks of the same smell with Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. :turnturn:
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    Hellraiser vs. Will E

    Both have their strong points. With Hellraiser, the fact that he regularly picks up cheap prostitutes, then asks them if they want to see 'pinhead' before pulling down his pants to reveal the head of his penis covered in pins is, to be perfectly honest, a novelty. A future masochistic American...
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    Star Wars Vs Star Trek

    Star Trek Variety Hour k0usm0z8wHg
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    Will a Chihuahua Actually Eat Taco Bell?

    I have a Chihuahua, and he doesn't eat mexican food. Anything else is pretty much fair game.
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    Which celebrities death would make you genuinely sad?

    Stan Lee Jack Nicholson Clint Eastwood Jennifer Connelly Mark Hamill
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    ****** King

    What's Charles Barkley doing these days?
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    Teen Idol Corey Haim Dies at 38

    No he isn't. Filming just wrapped on the latest episode of 24 where Jack Bauer took the corpse of Corey Haim and shoots an arrow right through his heart into a stereo system. It's how he would have wanted it.
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    Wider faces in men are deemed 'not as trustworthy'

    Exactly. Fuck them, and their loose fitting jeans and fat ass docker pants! :mad:
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    ****** King

    Are crowns sold there?
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    Back To The Future II: 5 years to go!

    Oh, I'm sure if Caine needed a job (hes always been a working actor right?) because he just had a new house built which he needed to pay for, and because it offered a free vacation down in the Bahamas .. he might just actually consider it.
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    Back To The Future II: 5 years to go!

    The comic opera Caribbean accent was top notch, and you-know-who had to appear live via satellite from the set of Jaws: The Revenge (playing Hoagie) to accept his first Oscar, a Supporting Actor statue for his role in Hannah and Her Sisters. Poor bastard.
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    Back To The Future II: 5 years to go!

    :D That's really setting the bar right up there. Nice way to avoid the question though! :thumbsup:
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    Back To The Future II: 5 years to go!

    :rofl2: The best? As opposed to something else being good about it? :D
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    Women vs Your Hand

    My hand is alright, but when I visit the Adams', Thing does give superb hand jobs.
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    Back To The Future II: 5 years to go!

    4 seemed promising from the opening credits. You have the rising and falling shark POV shots that is somewhat novel, the camera work is nicely fluid, and the music reminds us why we paid (with our money, or just our time) to see this movie. Unfortunately, this fuzzy sense of comfort, however...
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    What is everyone farvorite Food

    Tuna Fish
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    Chica - 2009 Pic of the Year

    :bowdown: Um, Chica .... :iloveyou:
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