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Cue spy thriller soundtrack

You are totally turning on Freeones

Ooh you guy!

Ecstacy? Maybe bondage?

Brilliant!

Commas, commas, everywhere.

No, I prenteded I was delivering mail in a manila envelope but the elevator didnt work and the guards kicked me out. I did end up drinking at the Casting Office bar downstairs and convincing the bartender to sew my jeans. You never forget moments like that.

Tell her she fucks better than Betty Boop and then ask if she liked it.

I rubbed one out in the bushes

They would not let me in and kicked me out of their office

BOOOOOB! -Balls - - - Updated - - - BOB! -Balls

Lol I am about to gorge myself on bananas!

Screw you

Why not make the sex tape with Mr. Balls?

Or that feta cheese smells like smegma?

I jumped out my window instead of using the front door:

Balls throws a middle finger to all those assholes. Especially to the bitch with the gay ass tribal tattoo on his arm!

Puked everywhere when the chemical weapons dude started to talk about gaseous chemicals

Dear Lexi Belle, I want to make out with you. -Mr. Balls

Holy fuck I spoke to the chem war dude tonight and barfed EVERYWHERE! I also spoke to an emt who used to work for Vived and felt like destroying his ass. Ask me why.

She is dating or wants some local dude next her. Believe me bro I went through the exact same thing in Ventura and nearly got killed, I left and joined the marines. That is not advice but be careful.

I read in a mountaineering book that fasting for a day will increase stress resistance

How about you bet the girl $20 bucks to flash the next person to walk into the room. That is my strategy.

Titties!!! Good to see you are still in the hood. Gahhhh! I just want to give a cunnilingus and have sex until I fall asleep I am going crazy. I only have 12 more months. That is my update.

Yup, I was totally waiting for these. Transcripts from the hearing made it sound pretty bad.

Where is Orange Cat? Oh, that fuzzy S.O.B.

Lexi has the best teeth and one of the cutest faces ever. I bet she is a good kisser. That is all.

Dude I was working on a Korean assault boat, it was a pretty high speed gig. Kim Jong Un was pissed. Anyone else here like Kim Chi?

Well it is good to see the old crowd is still here; Mr. Vodka, Señor L3ggy, Honorable Squallumz, The GunslingingingBird, and the ravishing Sabrina.

I taught myself some magic tricks while I was away from the board. Fackin' snazzy.

Re: Leya Fuckin' Falcon is Back! Excellent!

Break out the primo stash! I just got back from the land of Korea, fill me in on what has been going on.

Well they say forest fires cause trees...it is a vicious cycle really. All the old growth burning up the young'ns.

Well, last man standing wins. Masturbation roulette anyone?

Cool story bro... Eucalyptus oil is a good hemorrhoid remedy

So where do I go to try to meet women who are dressed nicely?

so gay

The dude sounds like a ninny

Denver hmmm? I loved jogging in the park in Denver while I was taking a medicine class in Colorado. As a matter of fact, I like jogging in random parks everywhere I go.

Next county

Butt zombies. I hope it is some creative flavored bullshit because I am getting tired of the norm.

Well if she is still making music when I get back in 2014, there is a photo she mailed me that I buried with some treasure deep in the wilderness. If it is still there when I return, it will make a great album cover. Just because you know...it survived and all.

Because every time I touch a girls butt in the club, she freaks out and sicks a stupid male on me.

:zombie: Sooo...anything new in the land of Freeones?

Me at DMV talking to random hot girl I sat next to, "What is your number?" Her, "25" Me, "Oh mine is 36." ...DMV humor

Yeah I am pretty sure you are correct Ms. Love

Tall chicks > Fat chicks

Speaking of zombie infestation...recently we had a typhoon and my building lost power. They were playing Ouiji board across the hall so I went over there to play with them. I pricked my finger with a little blood to try to get the thing going and maybe resurrect some zombies...but it did not work.

Yoda...you seek yoda