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ugh, bangbros.....

Todd didn't even hesitate, did he? Did not see that coming.

If she had a terminal illness and only had a couple months to live then I would be willing to invest my love for that period of time. Poor gal.

I'm a suspicious psychopath and I'm proud of it!

Re: >>> Prizes for the up and coming 7 million posts guessing game! Starting August 2 Dat Sabrina. I can't even remember what the other options were.

I can quit whenever I want. Why should I though? If I stop masturbating the Catholics and protestants win.

Now wait a minute DOA, this is a great question. Let the PirateKing answer it. Hmm.....probably Lucy Thai. NOW GTFO!

If he comes after me I'm going to use you as a human shield. I quite like my skull the way it is.

Bitch ass pussies can't handle 'em. That's why!

People who use God as an excuse for their misfortunes deserve them. No wonder her why her life is shite.

Hey, thanks man. It's not my birthday but it's the thought that counts. D

Petra will give me the title of overlord and the ultraviolet rep bar that I've always been asking for. Also for my rep amount I just want it to be ∞ She also has to sport a pirate avy of my choice and a custom title that says "I <3 pirates 4evar". I honestly don't give a damn what she looks...

Re: 2012 Smiley Suggestions Get it done!

Pretty much.

Reminds me of when I was a kid and slugs kept popping up in the bathroom. I would pour a circle of salt around them and watch them cross, then their fluids would just ooze out and they would squirm their last squirm. Sometimes I would trap flies in a cup with a spider and watch them get caught...

lazy idiot friend: Hey, could you teach me to do this??? Me: alright, first you....then you...finally you... lazy idiot friend: *nasally whine* eeehhhhh nevermind that sounds like too much trouble. Isn't there an easier way? me: Bitch, I just told you the easiest way!

Damn it L3ggy, we were supposed to keep quiet about us being from a parallel universe where freeones has already surpassed 7 million posts!!

Nope, just a regular ware.

You think that just because you gave us Keely Hazell and such, you can get away with pawning all these old limeys off on us?

What happened to you Jenna?! You look terrible and now you're voting republican?! I blame Ortiz.

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V Haters gonna hate.

Back...In the saddle again?

Gulp some H2O, bitch.

yeah yeah yeah you hate bangbros. Thank you for reiterating your opinion in an ID thread, you narcissist. :D

If the world ends I'm blaming Nostrobamas.

I screwed somebody over either way, so I'm happy.

Nope, just tiny. I only told you that I was to make you feel better. Really? Thanks man. Let me just get the anesthetic and shears.

You gonna eat that? No? Mmmm nom nom nom lol fuck you I ate your meatballs and potatoes. EVEN YOUR JAM!! Whatchu gonna do bout it brah?

I'd like to have sex with her. With my penis.

Good, he deserves it. He's the scum of the earth Take your own advice, Mitch.

Weren't you, like...leaving or something? Not that I'm complaining, this forum has become boring as shit. Thank goodness at the very least for these wtf threads.

Re: Get your eyepatch and peg leg! Pirates 1 and 2 up for grabs from Digital Playgrou Recruit him as the ship's navigator, of course! Don't mind me, just here to collect my royalties. P.S. Fuck yo Ninjas bitcheeeez!

You're gonna die, but not before your penis falls off and your balls explode.

Beliefs are one thing, but sponsoring is another. I wouldn't want my money going towards donations to the church and other anti gay organizations. This isn't simply a matter of 1st amendment rights.

She already is there. In fact she crossed the threshold a long time ago.

They say the best counter to sarcasm is to pretend to take it seriously. Don't underestimate that man. He could be taking us all for a ride.

Friends don't let friends eat subpar burgers. I'm merely telling him that he could do better.

Those buns look flimsy There's no cheese. No pickles. No thousand island. No tomatoes. No spices. If it were juicy those buns would be soaked verdict: Fuck yo hamburger.

There's just no pleasing you.

Re: tumblr Good for him. Hope he finds a nice gal.

I'll just pretend this my first time seeing this.... Ehem... The fuck?! How did that get there?! What is this?! I'm traumatized!!

Fuck Bruce Springstein, Petty's got harmonics and swagga.

Re: tumblr What a show off.

We'd be San Francisco and the active members would constitute the castro district.

if you break my heart I'll break your bones I miss it sometimes.....

Jynx seems more likeable.

One day, I'm going to win. It's my dream ya know.

People that get butthurt when you make them look bad or correct them on misinformation.