confessions of a roach killer

[Lorazepam]

when i was young. i use to kill roaches in a bad way.

i use to catch them on fire. put them in hot water. drown them. shoot them with my bb gun. blow them up with fireworks. tape some to each other then catching them on fire. but i never pulled off their legs or wings. which is a good thing.

now if i see a roach, i just squish them or use raid like a normal person. i kind of feel bad for what i did in the past.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Wtf...

 

[Rey C.]

Is there anything buried in your backyard that you might want to tell us about? Ya know, dead hookers, some stuffed animals, the neighbors' missing cockatoo? They say that getting everything off your chest is cathartic. :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

 

[bobjustbob]

As a kid in Brooklyn roaches just came with the territory. You can never be roach free. Just do your best to keep them out of your space. Moved to NJ and had not seen one in 22 years. Living in the same complex for 17 years I saw my first roach yesterday. I flipped out. There is never just one. We get other bugs coming in as the seasons change but roaches were never one of them. Instead of killing him I should have tortured him till he told me how he got here. One more roach and I am buying night goggles to hunt those fuckers down.

 

[squallumz]

roaches.. hate em.

those of you familiar with the desert know they run this place. but its summer when they come out. we spray and it keeps em away. but man, i hate those things.

there's a food chain here. crickets + roaches = scorpions. havent seen a scorpion yet, and im keeping it that way.

 

[PirateKing]

Weren't you, like...leaving or something?

Not that I'm complaining, this forum has become boring as shit. Thank goodness at the very least for these wtf threads.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

^^I blame Obama for that. And rising gas prices. And global warming. And the world ending in December.

 

[PirateKing]

If the world ends I'm blaming Nostrobamas.

 

[Lorazepam]

Weren't you, like...leaving or something?

Not that I'm complaining, this forum has become boring as shit. Thank goodness at the very least for these wtf threads.

my life was on the line when i posted that other thread. thats all i can say. and another reason i'm back is because i luv yous.

 

[Lorazepam]

Is there anything buried in your backyard that you might want to tell us about? Ya know, dead hookers, some stuffed animals, the neighbors' missing cockatoo? They say that getting everything off your chest is cathartic. :dunno:

if there is. i really wouldn't remember what happened.

 

[tartanterrier]

At least you didn't eat them.Now that would be sickening

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well now I must go play Fallout 3.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

 

[squallumz]

/\ brilliant!

 

[Lorazepam]

man i feel really bad right now.

i kind of had a relapse today. i put wire tape around a roach with some batteries. then i filled up the water in my bath tub. i dropped the roach in to drown. he/she drowned.

i'm off to......................

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

/\ brilliant!

I had a feeling you'd appreciate that.

 

[alexpnz]

i'm off to......................

...kill myself??

 

[Lorazepam]

...kill myself??

please don't kill yourself alex. we are all here for you. :hugkiss:

 

[PirateKing]

Reminds me of when I was a kid and slugs kept popping up in the bathroom. I would pour a circle of salt around them and watch them cross, then their fluids would just ooze out and they would squirm their last squirm. Sometimes I would trap flies in a cup with a spider and watch them get caught and eaten. then I would say "you brought this onto yourself by coming into MY house, you fucker.".