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gross and so funny!

yeah, my mom, my sister, and the aunt that was around when i was a kid all had crushes on burt. so sad:crying:

stop shooting roids in to your cock!

what a bout a 10 foot pole with a point on the end?

then good sir, buy them more drinks! or use duct tape, it turns NO in to a MMMUUMMM!

nice! then they moved to texas and started bimbo night at the baseball park, dad always wanted to go those nights. he never understood why we got discounts on bread and we never told him

better have proof!

i'm going fishing here, this may hurt. who likes sticky keys?

i'm with cannon x on this one, fucking great!

maybes!

even better are lego castles,cuz then you and a mate can build some and fight and destroy them. and since they are lego you can do it again!

could be, then jail time for killing friends!

what? how? can he do that?

sunday after church, so that way god is with you! :D

yes, high school sex, now those were the days

and a big YES, hell i would even let her sleep in the wet spot!

drink a gay, smoke a fag. nice love it!

good times! i would hirer them to babysit. bet that would be easier then watching a deathstar

saw a girl at a show one night years ago, had on a hand written wife beater said "suck my left one" i read it, my buddy reads it, looks at me and before he could say don't you dare, it was done! my girlfriend at the time heard about it that night and that was the smack i got. the other girl...

the best, pic of a woman drinking from a sports bottle ever!

oks!

reminds me of a joke, but it is long and i do not want to type it all down. still damn good joke......... oh nope two jokes! yeah, polar bears are funny too!

yeah, the dots keep moving and the lines are too!

that is a big woman! like big like a house big, not fat look at how wide she is, wonder if she played football at some point? could run with that blocking for me any day!

pretty sure they were all the same age, well to start with. then batch after batch of clones. then at some point they would have to enlist i guess well fuck i just shot my own foot........... well shitballs!

they do have a great baseball and football write up every year

i love the jack in the box,i do recall stating that i would kill and take it as payment, no matter what they sell!

shore smells like fish!

myanus in the penn state! thank you jackass you can have a party in myanus order pizza in myanus it was so fucking funny

they have full size body pillows too!

that she is sooooo out of there!

pillow women need to drink too! just no food, that is how they get energy to run off!

yes!

better get me a new iPod!

is that was soft serve comes from? yum yum!

shit like that broke my t.v. no really! girlfriend at the time, now wife, broke my t.v. i blame tito!

that was not mario, the fuck, he is a plumber why would he even have a crowbar. it was cool to watch but not mario just saying

iron mike in the back, like i'll eat your kids!

love those people! show up at places 5 minutes after they close and get pissed.

most any shooting would, i bet!

that sir is a lot of wood!

butter cream icing! i am in, that stuff is the best!

i liked the pitcher, rich yett. not a sex joke but just as good

that is classic! i just shit my pants laughing at that!

just want to stick him with a pin, and see if he pops the flies around the room!

mans! how was your night? well it ended with me in one sock, and the cops showed up. so you had fun then? hell yeah!

i bet he did not!

the same guy that got married in the t-shirt tux!

gross, and funny!

or that!