Torre82

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  minidog

• Oct 23, 2008

:wave2:

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  Happy-Fun-Ball

• Oct 22, 2008

Ya, she's cute ain't she?

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  ChefChiTown

• Oct 20, 2008

I would like to extend a friendly invitation to you...

I invite you to suckle my nuts. I'm having a wrinklebag party and you're invited!!! Everyone who attends gets to sample my squeezies. Also, everybody gets a graaaab baaaaaag, YAAAAY!!! :nanner:

The party is this Friday at 4:18AM. I live at the place with the thing on top of the building that has a Walgreens across the street and a bus stop on the corner...you can't miss it.

RSVP ASAP BYOB (Bring Your Own Balls)

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  hhhaaarrrddd!!!

• Oct 20, 2008

haha, thanks dude, couldnt think of one and this is the bullshit i ended up with XD

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  bodie54

• Oct 19, 2008

She's at a casino. Holding aces and eights - the dead man's hand. She says she's sorry but if you can't keep her in something at least somewhat resembling the manner she's accustomed to then the pooty stays under lock and key.

If you've never considered carjacking before now might be the time.

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  minidog

• Oct 16, 2008

:bowdown:T82 in da house

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  minidog

• Oct 15, 2008

:******:what chef said

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  ChefChiTown

• Oct 15, 2008

Where have you been sugarlips? I miss my Torrekins. My nights have never been so lonely. My sheets are cold, the pillow next to me is empty...I'm a friggin' MESS!!!

:holds up half empty can of Mountain Dew:

Well soda pop, it looks like it's just me and you tonight...again.

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  The Paulinator

• Oct 13, 2008

Your new avatar makes me think of my Uncle Herschel. He was a mohol who worked for tips.

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  Galactic

• Oct 13, 2008

Man, I'm stoked for you. I've noticed in my life that just when things, everything, seems to spiral out of control all at once, it balances out rather quickly. I'm not a hugely spiritual person, but sometimes I think there is something looking ut for us little ones scampering away down here. Keep on rockin' *******!

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  ChefChiTown

• Oct 13, 2008

I was thinking that you and I should give eachother simultaneous handjobs. Whoever makes the other person spurt their lotion into the air first is declared the winner...and the NEW...WORLD...HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOON OF FREEEEEOOOOOOONES!!!

If it's a tie then...well...we're just gay as **** and should probably just date eacother for a while. You in? Yeeeah, you're in.

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  BlueBalls

• Oct 12, 2008

If you would like to continue this conversation, email me on Therapiestfinder@aol.co.ity

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  BlueBalls

• Oct 12, 2008

Well........you everyday garden variety MaCawk has many many problems, and you should listen to me because when I was 14 I worked in a pet show for 2 weeks. Digestive, Glandular, Skeletal are all problems they do not have, but for the real problems you have to look at the eyes beak and ass of the bird. They aint right me old mucca.

So between 1-10 I would say 8 maybe 7 :dunno:

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  BlueBalls

• Oct 12, 2008

Depends on what parrot you talking about, but on a whole I would say about 19

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  minidog

• Oct 12, 2008

its a turn around for ya,grab it fast

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  minidog

• Oct 12, 2008

so so Teee
yours??

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  minidog

• Oct 12, 2008

t82

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  Dean Henneberg

• Oct 12, 2008

You can thank Chica for that.

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  Dean Henneberg

• Oct 12, 2008

Shame on you for voting for Michael J Fox.

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  cannibal-e

• Oct 12, 2008

That's good to know!