Torre82

Torre82

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  • ChefChiTown
    Well, the truth is Torre-oreo...I want to be your little girl. I want you to dress me in the morning, feed me soup for lunch and wipe the dribble from my chin...and then frolic with me through the meadows as we laugh about times past and...

    :snaps out of it:

    What the...who the fuck? Whaaa...huh? :wtf:

    I uh, I gotta go.
    ChefChiTown
    The jerks are the ones who always get the girl. Hmm...maybe I should start shoulder bumping bitches and ****. I mean, they like jerk **** like that, right? I'll spit on their blouses, pour drinks in their purses and *** a little bit while I stare at their plump teetys.

    Yeah, I'm gonna SCORE!!! MMMRRRAAAAAARRR!!!

    MEN!!!
    ChefChiTown
    Salty hot dogs? That was a penis reference, weren't it? I'm going to watch Jeopardy and see if I can beat off to it. I mean, intelligence is supposed to be sexy, right? Eh, phug it.
    ChefChiTown
    Wow, a straight up "FUCK YOU" toward the Don of EE-CUE-is? Damn, that was RAW DOG like a straight up gangsta, ***!!!

    :shoots guns in air:
    Legzman
    now what got closed? What sports you talking about? baseball? Fuck the phillies, that shoulda been the cubbies :(
    Psychology
    Yeah, I'm way behind the loop. A guy can only get rejected so much. At least anime girls won't say no, ya know?
    ChefChiTown
    Weird **** that I've eaten/cooked? Plenty of ****. Umm...

    :thinking:

    Ehhhhh...

    Sweetbreads (thymus glands)
    Brains
    All kinds of internal organs (MMM)
    Headcheese (scraps of meat from a cattle's skull)
    ***** sausage (exactly what it sounds like)
    Lobster tamale (lobster liver - that's not weird though)
    Haggis
    Shrimp paste (this **** is gross)
    Durian (you don't even want to know)
    ChefChiTown
    I prefer to use a mixture of rancid anaconda ***** and mango juice. Sure, it stings like hell, but the results are fantabuloucious.
    ChefChiTown
    :rubbel:

    Yeeeeeah, just for you baby, just for you. Fresh out of the oven, ready for consumption...just like a pineapple upside-down cake. Except...really salty and unpleasant smelling.

    :starts doing jumping-jacks for no reason:
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