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Sho nuff.

I do not haff a tree. Just snow, chickens and the delicate heat and ambience of... another craptop running Yuletide Fire.mp4 with crackle sounds.

The penises played like a bunch of football people. The abortion was a game.

Go to bed. :)

You... pay? For porn? Just how many sites are you into?

Yes, the exploitedteens video exists. But you'll have to dig. A LOT. Enjoy standard def porn. It isnt bad. It just isnt good. @mmiko126 You'll never find the third scene. It has been gone since since gone. In other news, not that anyone asked... Violetta has been under the weather for a few...

Marry chris-muss, yak. Merry christ-mass, pron fanz ninety nine.

/woks outside Hrm. HRM! /looks up ITS SNOWING MY D))DS https://youtu.be/YvI_FNrczzQ?si=HQMzamf7ms0K8OCt

If I knew then what I knew now, I would be mildly surprised at how basically there are only 10 active threads and most of them are some rando going to their favorite pronstarz and typing a 'd00d I cummed so hard' or the ancient members adding another link to a pornstar who may or may not be dead...

It isnt that good. It was good for it's time. Then they made a really good 2 games for SNES and nintendo 64. Then they fucked off for a while. (decades) Then they made some really good one where you can do whatever you want, kinda. Like mash this item with that and create monstrosities of your...

Renamed as part of her birthday present. There is now less 404zen for Les.

I have applied makeup to her thread(s).

Judging from the years, makeup definitely plays a part. Ya know when you can just tell nobody stood up and said.."you should stop that" Because sure it is your personal choice to look that particular way. But, to rephrase that guy from 'The Princess Bride' I do not think you look the way you...

Yeah, they'll answer.

/nods

It is always okay to be weird. But I say that because weird became normal, some time ago. It was awful nice of covid to make more of us, too. #MentalHealthAwareness

Behold, a whoosh in the wild. :) Rule 34 and 35. Ahem: 34) There is porn of it. No exceptions. 35) If porn does not exist of it, it will be created. Also highly relevant is rule 63. There are no girls on the internet. But that doesnt mean what you think it means. It also doesnt mean the next...

/points to r34 Nothing is sacred. Everything is sexy. /points to r35 ...and if it isnt YET sexy.. someone will create the sexy. Somewhere. (tumblr used to be excellent for such insanity. Deviant Art was okay.)

Communication is key, tho. Even when it isnt. Because noone will ever REALLY know you. But they can know you more.

Growing up: "Ya know women are better drivers. Cuz insurance is cheaper for us" A few years later: /finds out women crash 2.5x more, sooo... they end up paying way more. Now: We have a president who might very well outlaw women driving, because it is a public safety concern. He sends the...

I remember when B's were perfect and D's were for chunky mums. Somewhere in the later 80s and early 90s, tits and ass surpassed that 'Barbie ideal', imo.

I'm just done with games. Fitgirl is a fucking joke. Installs fail on win or linux. (Yeah, let us just repack a game BADLY and send it into the world. Have you ever had to double check your .net installs? visualwhatevers? **** settings? Proton compatibility? UNARC.DLL errors) Back to emulation...

Have you considered the church of *******? When your life isnt worth living, there is a higher purpose. Dru&& isnt the answer. The final answer is the best.

Fox has been outfoxed.

I remember when this was absolute. in the 2000s they started becoming more dynamic. They installed the cameras, the cameras detected traffic density, time between cars, etc. But yeah, 60 mph would mean a longer yellow for stopping distance. Red is now determined by how many cars are ahead of...

In case anyone forgot.

Nearly all problems can be solved by moving away from the place you are sick of. :) I mean, sure.. the first year or two can feel utterly lost, like wtf am I doing? Where am I? Sometimes I get phone calls from ppl who still live there. Loud rap in the gas station lobbies, cop or ambulance...

/sigh So lovely, so quick to cum. So curvy. And not a lick of content for years. Come back, AW. There is a spectacular lack of quality pronz in the /ebony genre.

You're a strange bird, upham. :)

Reasonably caught up. Minus post about Miriam. (Con is the voice of reason on those things.)

/opens a puss flap and looks out Its been 8 1/2 months, already? /yawn

Well, there you go. ~ Jeff Goldblum, JP

Our ch!ldhood is dead.

Hah! It's already a thing: People have forgotten about photoshop when the AI can do it better, faster, flaccid'er and stronger. But yes, I see that photoshop was used to mild effect, here. :)

/gloms 'em

/sigh of ugh So I'm in the process of putting some Toyota (go kart size) tires on the rims. ... with two flatheads. 3 times. Front passenger is already taken care of. This is so not fun.

Good afternoon, pimps. That is all.

Wull yah, put some damn Clo...(thes on!) err, nevermind 80s. You can win this round. :)

'because you can'

Jack Blacks, snoods and Stifler's *** falling in love with villagers is above sea level.

Np. Good to keep in practice in case we return back to a normal state of being. I think.. if this place goes away, I'll be a 4c jannie. They hire every so often.

And that brings us up to speed. Linda Blanc only fit up to 'Linda B', so took that out and added to the #tags

The Yak: I do not want to go back to TNAflix. It is stupid and full of popups and it makes me want to install ublockorigin.

It is like Lara croft, but more curvy than her 1994 offering.

I mean, yeah. It is novel, if one thinks about it. But we're not really here. Not like it 'will be'.

is it tho?