PirateKing

Thanks for the rep, much obliged! :hatsoff:

Thanks for Pumpkins rep, man!

Pretty darn good. Just ate (stir fry coconut-peanut chicken and veggies), got cookies 'n' cream white chocolate, some red wine .... yea, pretty darn good!

How are ye?

Any news about the blonde Sandra Bullok lookalike? I hunger for her!!

Thank you for the Liza Del Sierra rep!

I'd been living the bachelor life for three years, and collected a very nice little harem of playmates to pass the time. But then, as things sometimes do, I got sideswiped by the unexpected girl, a friend I'd known for year: one minute we're at a friend's dinner party, the next we're inseparable. I'd promised myself never again, but if the Universe opens a door, I figure it's stupid not to walk through and at least take a peek at what's on the other side ...

Well this is all good news about the lack of complaints .. so, is there a Mrs. PirateKing?

Doing pretty OK. Work is steady and interesting, love life is healthy and vigorous, lots of pies being baked for eventual finger placement ..... the Board is kinda boring lately though .....

how are ya?

Thanks for the rep on Aria Valentino Thread.

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

"Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.
"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.
"No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.
Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas.
While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"
"That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father.
"Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.
Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

Ahhhhh - Laughing Dirk Cheese .... my lunchbox favorite!

Are you mad? It's clearly the aroma of Blueballs' poo .... note the delicate, yet retreating scent of biliary tract infections ...?

I know. It slept over here last time you detached it and then forgot.

It was very hurt by that, you should know ...

and not just that, hey, hey .. nudgenudge, winkwink ....

Unless I was lying ....

I don't believe you, in that I don't believe that you actually believed that I would believe what you just wrote about ... wait, what?

You lie .... like a big liar who just won the All Liarland Lying Championships, held in Liarsville.