Recent content by LukeEl

The title of this thread sounds like the name of some gawd awful prog rock hipster band, where all the effemanine members wear non ************ glasses and jeans that look like they have been painted on. And if they have an 1870's saloon bartenders mustache I certainly will beat them to death...

Most of the pornstars I talk to on here or twtter are pretty cool, especially if you can make them laugh and not come off as a total creeper.

Do it do it, whatever it is the Freeones Board Posters are always right don't dispute us!

If I click that link and it leads me to a gallery of grotesque death metal album covers I will not be amused.

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!

It is a beautiful ass on her, perhaps the old world craft of Ass Artisian is not,dead at all.

Black haired Olivia Wilde from Tron Legacy or Year One takes the prize.

I miss Not aNecessarily the News remember that show?

Rockwell and his song certainly don't have **** on you sir.

Well if your name was Broomhilda Kershinblatz I would want to give myself a porn name.

As long as Tony Rocky Horror doesn't touch my feet it's all good.

I want to come back as Krom! Krom laughs at your winds and your reincarnation choices!

The best rough sex is usually with a woman.

We're not,related are we?

Is this some language that twins speak to each other in the womb?