The worst thing you've ever said/heard during sex

[Deepcover]

Had sex with some prude and wanted to do missionary and she says something like "I don't like missionary...I don't do that"

The worst thing I ever said to a woman was saying "Thank you" after having sex. She was pissed but calmly looked at me and said "You're welcome"

 

[Jack Davenport]

Well! That should hold you for a while!

 

[gunslingingbird]

"queef means pussy farts" should have been my yearbook quote.

If I could set a custom user title, that would be mine right now. :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Once during sex a girl whispered in my ear, "The jews control the banks and the media."

Did you blow your load right there?

If I could set a custom user title, that would be mine right now. :thumbsup:

I've got ya covered.

 

[Petra]

What did you expect to hear when you fucked your ******?

At least my ****** loves my eDick. She says she can't find yours.

 

[jlm555]

While I was having cybersex once, a couple years ago. I said "Oh yes, I love you" as I was cumming....she hasn't talked much to me since lol

 

[lamarwynn]

"queef means pussy farts" should have been my yearbook quote.

Trust me Jaana Ruutu it smells better then it sounds !! Hahaha. ...

 

[Chopper3000]

I came home from work and my ex girlfriend (this is how she is my ex) decided to surprise me with a 'fuck me now' request. United were playing in the Champions league that evening so I said no. Woman are great but have some bad timings.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've got ya covered.

:hatsoff: Thank you, sir.

 

[LukeEl]

We're not,related are we?

 

[lurkingdirk]

"You smell like gunslingingbird."

 

[vodkazvictim]

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I'm surprised you remember me.

At least my ****** loves my eDick. She says she can't find yours.

Has she tried looking in my wife's purse?
She cut it off years ago and keeps it there. Pulls it out when her and the girls fancy a giggle.

 

[squallumz]

You're gay for Jon. Just admit it.

he wasn't all that bad. i could do worse.

 

[VeronicaVice]

"that was quick"

I **** having to say that

 

[luis1972]

the wrong name...

 

[vodkazvictim]

I **** having to say that

You wouldn't have time to say it with me.

"Don't tell anyone - if your parents find out about this they'll punish you."

 

[crc250]

My ex girlfriend was riding me, she sat up, and said "Do you ever wonder if when you were a ***, and your *** came in to give you a kiss goodnight if she had just finished blowing your ***?" The mental image that entered my head ****** any urges I had to continue fucking her that night.....

 

[lamarwynn]

Her- "ohh cum for me baby"
Me -" ahhh..... where you want it girl" ????
Her-" some in my wink , rest in my stink"

Meaning a little in my face (eye) , rest in her ass, gotta love a nasty chick

 

[anomaly]

You mean the panties your ****** laid out for you?:frenchman

 

[Tittyman5000]

I was getting head by this Indian slut and needless to say we were both really ***** n horny but I hadn't showered in like two days and when I sweat I get really salty lol, so she licked me up and down and tried to put both my balls in her mouth, she began ******* so I ****** her a cold one & She replied, "Thanx, Salty Nuts go great with a ****!"