Reincarnation

What would you like to be in your next life?

  • A pig 'cos they have a 30 min orgasm

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  • A shark

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  • A Dolphin

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  • A dog because they're like humans, but more trustworthy

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  • Cthulhu (see Petra? I think of you sometimes, just not when I masturbate)

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  • A Fox

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  • A Strawberry because I'm Peter

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  • A Wolf because I'm L3ggy

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  • Can I haz a lolcat?

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  • A sparrow (I love sparrows)

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  • A rat

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  • A skunk

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  • A unicorn

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  • A fish

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  • A snake

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  • A lizard

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  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
If you were reincarnated, what ****** would you wish to come back as and why?

I'd be a duck.
They're at home on land, on water and in the air.
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I voted eagle but I'd settle for anything that is at the top of its food chain.
 
If you were reincarnated, what ****** would you wish to come back as and why?

I'd be a duck.
They're at home on land, on water and in the air.

You'd be a horrible duck. You don't have a propensity for just letting things roll off your back.
 
I chose a slug from your list. But now that I think about it, I think I'd be best suited to being some form of parasitic worm, because frankly, it's as much as I deserve.
 

edirons22

...currently wanking!
Lion... I like big cats! :thumbsup:
 
A breeding stallion : No need to look out for female to fuck, they are brought to you and your only occupation is to fuck them
 
Why isn't this a multiple choice poll, Your Cuntness? How am I supposed to vote if I'm only given one choice? :confused: :helpme:
 
I'm going to come back as a giraffe. Then I'd have my head up above the trees, and I can keep a really good look out for any supermodels taking topless helicopter lessons.

Before that, I want to come back as, in order : a bra, [NOBABE]Claudia Schiffer[/NOBABE], and [NOBABE]Dannii Minogue[/NOBABE].

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Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Probably a cat. I love cats. And if they have a good human they have a great life. I'b just lazy all day and climbing on all things. :)


Or a garbage man. They're only working on wednesdays. :D
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Do I even need to vote?
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
I want to come back as Krom! Krom laughs at your winds and your reincarnation choices!
 
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