Recent content by Ace Boobtoucher

Wow. Nobody noticed my spot on Trump impression. Other impressions? Trash. Believe me, this impression is the best. Everyone agrees.

As long as I draw breath this thread will continue to live as well. It is the Taj Mahal, the Tower of Pisa. It's the smile on the Mona Lisa. That's it. I'm getting "$100 is a princely sum," t-shirts made.

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I'm not quite convinced. Thanks, though.

Similar but no. It's definitely Gabrielle Ciangherotti. http://ancensored.com/***********/live/GABRIELLE-CIANGHEROTTI/1

Seven years and the pain lingers on. I know I've been too infrequently posting and should take measures to correct that. It was just good to see the kind messages from everyone. Thank you, again for contributing to a decidedly un-freeones-like thread.

She's one of the Potter twins. She started out in porn and brought her ****** into the industry later.

It's been six years. The pain has faded but I still get a little melancholy this time of year. You guys are the best. And raise a glass to my ***, George.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38577860/dick-butkus-hall-fame-linebacker-chicago-bears-dies I was just a tiny *** in the midwest when Butkus retired so I never saw him play live but his legacy and reputation were alive and well. When my ******* was an All-American at the University of Iowa...

Yeah? Did she show you her butthole?

I've been off dairy for a couple years now and it has been pretty good. Lost weight, kept it off, and I no longer have a desire to **** John Lennon. It was something someone told me that I couldn't get out of my head and now every time I see a gallon of milk I have to resist the urge to ****. I...

Fuck. I couldn't even make it through thirty seconds. That **** was on broadway for decades?

Aaaand she ghosted me. Maybe I smell funny.

#ReleaseTheButtholeCut