Atheist (parody)

[assari]

I don't know why BC found that funny, but if I was living there with Mariah it might seem like Paradise.
Although...come to think of it...lighting the Ner Shabbat might not go over so well.
Never mind...

He thought it was funny because paradise is a biblical expression.

I also would like fish with Mariah.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I don't know why BC found that funny, but if I was living there with Mariah it might seem like Paradise.
Although...come to think of it...lighting the Ner Shabbat might not go over so well.
Never mind...

I have a home in Florida. And I visit mainly in the winter.

I laughed well, because it is beautiful in the Tampa St. Pete area, there are also some of the slummiest places there you will ever see.

And some of the houses are downright tacky.

 

[Mariahxxx]

My property taxes are paid and always will be, thanks. I like Safety Harbor. I go to the spa there sometimes and I used to take Pilates in a studio above the ice cream shop on the main street.

So ya know, I don't live in Tampa or St Pete. I live directly on the gulf of mexico north of clearwater. My house is beautiful and I love it. I am very happy with it. There are bigger and better and more expensive but for me it is perfect. I have a sand bar in my channel before the open gulf that is amazing filled with juvenile hammerheads and pompano and tons of redfish and trout. I sit in the morning with coffee and at least once a week have dolphins swimming 20 feet from me. I have sea otters that eat the oysters off my dock and sea wall. I have seen many manatee as well. I have been to Fiji and all over the caribbean and tahiti and hawaii and Bali and no my water isn't as nice, but it's certainly nice to be able to hop right into my boat and be in it instantly without a plane ride or a drive.

as far as **** I actually have my own **** that is made for me by Jed Steele of Steel wines. Its called Mariah Milano Vineyards and I'm coming up on my third release this fall. I released a Pinot Noir the first two times and this time I'm adding a Chardonnay as well. I have done 2500 cases and sold every bottle. it's a break even venture to this point but it's been fun. The next few releases will hopefully do as well so I can start making some profit from it.

 

[Jagger69]

http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...r-Discussion&p=7686208&viewfull=1#post7686208

Nice pics though, Mariah! LOL....

 

[Mariahxxx]

haha thanks

 

[assari]

How to identify an atheist?

Answer;

Atheist = A person who always talks about Christianity

 

[Jack Davenport]

How to identify an atheist?

Answer;

Atheist = A person who always talks about Christianity

:1orglaugh

 

[Mariahxxx]

How do you **** of a Christian?

Ask them to give you proof that God is real.

 

[Philbert]

Really now...reaching a bit are we?
What I refer to as "mouth" Christians always get flummoxed when asked for evidence of anything pertaining to God since they have zero personal knowledge of God. "Heart" Christians have only a sad smile for you since by your very question ("show me how that's real if I can't see or touch it")it is obvious you are still searching for that moment of enlightenment.
Faith is not something definable, but felt strongly by those who have found their way there.
I have often found religion to be more of an impediment to faith rather than a way to attain it.
One of my favorite sayings "Rejoice not against me, O mine enemy: when I fall, I shall arise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD shall be a light unto me." has more to do with losing faith but finding your way back, more to do with those "mouth" Christians and doubters such as yourself rather than tripping over something.
I feel for you, but it's your journey to make or not, there's no rule that faith must be found by all.
Free will is, to me, God's greatest gift to us.
Make of it what you will.

 

[assari]

^

Well said!

 

[Mariahxxx]

Im making a very loud fart noise at your post

 

[assari]

Im making a very loud fart noise at your post

Please try to behave with dignity.

Perhaps you will be interested to read this;


http://donaldmorton.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/why-i-go-to-church-and-why-other-atheists-should-too/


Haha!

 

[vodkazvictim]

Im making a very loud fart noise at your post

*insert Zdenka joke here*
*insert insertion joke here*
*open mouth, insert foot*
*Insert **** cattle disease disease outbreak here*
*insert sexually transmitted disease joke here*
*insert sex joke here*
*insert Zdenka joke here*
Repeat.

 

[Mariahxxx]

written entirely by christians. what do you expect? I would say the exact same for them

 

[vodkazvictim]

written entirely by christians. what do you expect? I would say the exact same for them

Nobody cares what you say.
Kindly leave Freeones.

 

[assari]

written entirely by christians. what do you expect? I would say the exact same for them

Did it make sense?

 

[Mariahxxx]

Nobody cares what you say.
Kindly leave Freeones.

fuck you loser. kindly **** yourself. its not my fault you grew up sucking daddys dick.

 

[assari]

Atheisim and Christianity are both philosophies of life which differ in such a way that the latter has a social message.

 

[Jagger69]

Atheisim and Christianity are both philosophies of life which differ in such a way that the latter has a social message.

Pure gobbledygook. Where do you get this garbage? Do you just think it up or is there some reference you use to misguide you??

And before you insinuate it....no, I'm not an atheist.

 

[xfire]

Pure gobbledygook. Where do you get this garbage? Do you just think it up or is there some reference you use to misguide you??

And before you insinuate it....no, I'm not an atheist.

I think he sticks his hand up his own ass, throws whatever he finds there against the wall, then doodles in it until he's satisfied with his ****.