Lilah Vale / Harley Spencer / October Daring

[Mr_Stiffy]

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Yup, perineum. You read enough about sex in magazines (especially the girls magazines that used to litter my office) you pick up on perineum. And yeah, if the area comes up in conversation most of my friends refer to it as the gooch. Although one or two of the rougher types call it the "barse" as it's between your balls and your arse. Well, those of us with balls.

Take it easy and heal up Miss Harley. I know the fear of something not quite being right south of the navel and not really knowing what's wrong. Depending on how well you know your doctor, it's not fun.

On a lighter note :

So I try to remember to spit my gum out before sex.

I swallow.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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I like to have nice breath.

Maybe you should look into mints? That would avoid all the cute yet messy gum issues. :dunno:

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Yup, perineum. You read enough about sex in magazines (especially the girls magazines that used to litter my office) you pick up on perineum. And yeah, if the area comes up in conversation most of my friends refer to it as the gooch. Although one or two of the rougher types call it the "barse" as it's between your balls and your arse. Well, those of us with balls.

Take it easy and heal up Miss Harley. I know the fear of something not quite being right south of the navel and not really knowing what's wrong. Depending on how well you know your doctor, it's not fun.

On a lighter note :

I swallow.

Swallowing your gum isn't good for your intestines. It can get stuck in there.

As you might imagine, I'm not shy about my body, so having a doctor checking out all my intimate areas is like nothing to me. Practically the entire world sees my vag, ass, and boobs, and sees me doing some pretty erotic things, so you think having an actual professional is going to sway me? Pffft. That kind of stuff has always been second nature to me, whether it's meant to be sexual or not.

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Maybe you should look into mints? That would avoid all the cute yet messy gum issues. :dunno:

Eh. I prefer gum. Mints don't give the same lasting freshness that gum does, imo.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

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Practically the entire world sees my vag, ass, and boobs, and sees me doing some pretty erotic things, so you think having an actual professional is going to sway me? Pffft. That kind of stuff has always been second nature to me, whether it's meant to be sexual or not.

Sorry, I guess I forgot who I was talking to for a second.

The idea of me dropping my undercrackers for my GP who is in his 70s and I've known since I was tiny filled me with cold dread!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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Practically the entire world sees my vag, ass, and boobs, and sees me doing some pretty erotic things...

Thanks by the way! :thumbsup:

Eh. I prefer gum. Mints don't give the same lasting freshness that gum does, imo.

Yeah, there is that. Though these days I find gum is pretty questionable there. Seems they all lose their flavor in about fifteen seconds.

The idea of me dropping my undercrackers for my GP who is in his 70s and I've known since I was tiny filled me with cold dread!

Hey, it's only awkward if you get an erection. Or depending on what you're into, then it's potentially fun!

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Sorry, I guess I forgot who I was talking to for a second.

The idea of me dropping my undercrackers for my GP who is in his 70s and I've known since I was tiny filled me with cold dread!

It's ok. Girls in the adult business aren't normal

Thanks by the way! :thumbsup:



Yeah, there is that. Though these days I find gum is pretty questionable there. Seems they all lose their flavor in about fifteen seconds.



Hey, it's only awkward if you get an erection. Or depending on what you're into, then it's potentially fun!

Nah, I was chewing a piece of gum last night when I went to *****, woke up with it lodged between my cheek and gums and it was still super minty. Glad it was even in my mouth and didn't fall out in my hair or something.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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It's ok. Girls in the adult business aren't normal

Hey, we have something in common!

Nah, I was chewing a piece of gum last night when I went to *****, woke up with it lodged between my cheek and gums and it was still super minty. Glad it was even in my mouth and didn't fall out in my hair or something.

Woah... what kind of gum are you chewing, because I totally never have that experience. Also, isn't that kind of a ******* hazard?

 

[jitna]

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Yup. Me too. Though in the States wasn't it mostly relegated to HBO? I think that would explain why it never really hit it big. In the late '80s-early '90s I don't really think HBO was reaching an incredibly wide audience.

that might be true, but i think in the late 90s it was on comedy central. i believe thats where i saw a lot of it.

My 3,000th post!

congratulations, Harley! 4000 by august or maybe 5000. gotta reach that 200 page mark!

 

[Harley Spencer]

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I usually get the 5 gum. You know, the kind they have those cool commercials for that are like, "New 5 gum. Stimulate your senses." But the gum I was chewing in this case was peppermint Orbit- a good clean feeling!

 

[alkidder]

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Ah 5 gum. It does for your mouth what Herbal Essences does for your hair..

I presume

Hope you feel better soon Harley!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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I usually get the 5 gum. You know, the kind they have those cool commercials for that are like, "New 5 gum. Stimulate your senses." But the gum I was chewing in this case was peppermint Orbit- a good clean feeling!

Huh, I've had both of those gums and that has so not been my experience.

See, now I'm wondering if we get different versions of those products thanks to some kind of differing regulations and whatnot. Like how in the States if you get a Mike's Hard Lemonade it has a crappy malt ****** base (like most mixed drinks and coolers do), while in Canada it's made with actual ***** (in fact, the tag line for the product here is, "Mike's Hard Lemonade: An Excellent Source of *****").

 

[jitna]

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I usually get the 5 gum. You know, the kind they have those cool commercials for that are like, "New 5 gum. Stimulate your senses." But the gum I was chewing in this case was peppermint Orbit- a good clean feeling!

so no bubble yum?

 

[lurkingdirk]

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I **** gum. I don't like chewing that much for no reason. Also, the sound of people chewing with their mouths open makes me want to destroy humanity.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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I don't like chewing that much for no reason.

What about the flavor and breath freshening aspect?

 

[vodkazvictim]

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I **** gum. I don't like chewing that much for no reason. Also, the sound of people chewing with their mouths open makes me want to destroy humanity.

Oh the humanity!

 

[lurkingdirk]

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What about the flavor and breath freshening aspect?

Have a mint, and regularly brush your teeth. Honestly, who has halitosis so badly that they need to chew gum all day in order to freshen their breath to a point where they're fit to have a conversation?

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Well I have gum disease, I'm a smoker and ***** quite a bit of coffee, so I don't want to taste like an ashtray when I'm kissing. Gum isn't for everyone, but I certainly like it.

 

[Harley Spencer]

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Huh, I've had both of those gums and that has so not been my experience.

See, now I'm wondering if we get different versions of those products thanks to some kind of differing regulations and whatnot. Like how in the States if you get a Mike's Hard Lemonade it has a crappy malt ****** base (like most mixed drinks and coolers do), while in Canada it's made with actual ***** (in fact, the tag line for the product here is, "Mike's Hard Lemonade: An Excellent Source of *****").

Mmmm, I dunno. I don't think so. I feel like changing up the ingredients of a particular product would be more of a pain in the ass for the company than what it's worth, if it would even be considered worth anything.
I'm thinking the flavor in the situation with me ******** all night has more to do with the fact that I wasn't chewing it all night, so I wasn't consuming all the flavor, that's why it was still fresh 8 hours later. As for any other time when I'm actually chewing the gum, it definitely at least lasts longer than mints, and I don't expect the flavor of gum to last like 5 hours or anything, just so long as it's more than like.... 10 minutes, you know?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

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Well I have gum disease, I'm a smoker and ***** quite a bit of coffee, so I don't want to taste like an ashtray when I'm kissing. Gum isn't for everyone, but I certainly like it.

I love it when someone tastes like an ashtray. It's great, like secondhand smoke.

God I miss smoking. I don't even crave it anymore, I just miss is...

Mmmm, I dunno. I don't think so. I feel like changing up the ingredients of a particular product would be more of a pain in the ass for the company than what it's worth, if it would even be considered worth anything.

It's actually pretty common thanks to varying regulations and tax laws. I've actually had a few friends in the States have me mail them the Canadian versions of candy bars they can get there (like, say, Twix) because the formula used here is different, resulting in a different taste which they prefer.

I'm thinking the flavor in the situation with me ******** all night has more to do with the fact that I wasn't chewing it all night, so I wasn't consuming all the flavor, that's why it was still fresh 8 hours later. As for any other time when I'm actually chewing the gum, it definitely at least lasts longer than mints, and I don't expect the flavor of gum to last like 5 hours or anything, just so long as it's more than like.... 10 minutes, you know?

I'm lucky if the flavor in gum lasts five minutes, much less ten...

 

[larss]

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Well I have gum disease, I'm a smoker and ***** quite a bit of coffee, so I don't want to taste like an ashtray when I'm kissing. Gum isn't for everyone, but I certainly like it.

As an ex-smoker, I cannot recommend more highly Allen Carr's Easyway to Stop Smoking. Here is a link to the text of the book - Premium Link Upgrade
Read it. It is not a list of the horrors of smoking or anything like that. Read it and follow the instructions (which include - continue to smoke while you are reading the book).
If if doesn't work for you, then the worst that can be said is that you lost a couple of hours reading.