Fuck you!!!

I have several threads that I started in order to announce my state of inebriation. I even started one just to ask everyone how I keep Kimmy Teen away from whimsy... I actually don't even remember starting that one but it was there

thats how most of my threads start... too much *******
 
I thought spank you was.
 
I have drank an obscene amount of **** tonight, and am currently in a state which would commonly be referred to as fucking shitfaced. Good times. :glugglug:

Please define, "an obscene amount". Just curious to see how many you can consume....and if your using the American 12oz. measure, or the English "pint" method.
 
Please define, "an obscene amount". Just curious to see how many you can consume....and if your using the American 12oz. measure, or the English "pint" method.

An obscene amount n. - (in ********) The amount of **** consumed after one has stopped counting the number of pints of **** one has drank, generally occurring after the 8th or 9th pint. I drank an obscene amount of **** last night, and today I'm hungover.
 
An obscene amount n. - (in ********) The amount of **** consumed after one has stopped counting the number of pints of **** one has drank, generally occurring after the 8th or 9th pint. I drank an obscene amount of **** last night, and today I'm hungover.

So in American....about a 12 pack? That's not obscene, that's a warm up. Unless you did it in 2 or 3 hours.

If you can type, you're not ***** enough!:D
 
and i did that salt and ice thing on my arm... it doesnt look good

Care to elaborate?

So in American....about a 12 pack? That's not obscene, that's a warm up. Unless you did it in 2 or 3 hours.

If you can type, you're not ***** enough!:D

Why, as a matter of fact, it did happen over the course of about 4 hours. I didn't just ***** the 8 or 9 pints at the pub, that's just when I lost count. There were other people who would just walk up to me and hand me a ****, so I couldn't tell you how many it was based on how much money I spent. Also, they had a couple higher ABV content beers, and those really fucked me up. The featured brew at the pub this month is this stuff called Tricerahops, which has a 9.2% ******* content, and the bartender warned me would fuck me up. Sure enough, it did. :hybrid:

I can always type, even between ****** and ***********.
 
If you ***** at home, can't you just count the pile of bottles or cans?

I usually put the empty cans in a basket beside my computer table, and next morning, I can resolve the amount I emptied ;)
 
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