Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

[Jacky Joy]

when the girl gets on her knees at the end and the guy takes so long to finish they do a cut scene, or the girl actually glances at the camera guy with a "wtf?" look

^Ive done that before lol! haha.....

 

[pornpicxxx]

Loud over acting girls, just sounds over the top and puts me off. The occasional fart sound in anal scenes, can't be helped but yuk

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

When the girls suck on the guys fucking feet.

Fuck you Nacho Vidal & Manuel Farina?

 

[Derzerst]

When a guy is fucking a girl and he slaps her face or grabs her neck and sticks his fingers in her mouth.

LOL exactly!

 

[swallowmewhole]

condoms for sure.. and basically any 'VIVID video' movie or similar style that has that fake, staged, cleaned up soft-porn look to it..its like airbrushed porn pics.. it baffles me how some of these kind of film companies are still in existence with the explosion of 'reality' porn

 

[Augustine Pflum]

Some things do turn me off instantly but that does pass and it becomes OK after some time. It does not necessarily turn me on though, the repulsion just goes away.

 

[nothingandless]

joe vinegar

 

[Buggster]

My short list:

- Hairy beavers - Doesn't have to be absolutely bare, but nicely trimmed and tidy it should be. I'll cut some slack on Vintage Porn, as long as it's not too wild growing (a minimum of ******** is appreciated even in Vintage);
- White tennis socks on a guy;
- Hairy armpits;
- Bad teeth;
- When you see that neither appears to be having any fun (OK, I get it that shooting scenes is anything but fun, and that there's a lot of stop-and-go, etc etc, but it's also called "acting" for a reason);
- Too amateurish vids, with bad lighting and shaky or fixed camera - it's nice that you shoot yourselves while having fun, and want to share it with the world, but it's not my cup of tea.

 

[sleazoid]

Why do the women in japanese porn always do that stupid whimpering sound when they're getting screwed? I **** it. I **** it. I **** it.

 

[tommitsa]

Condoms, feet strocking dicks, fake moanings especially in German porn.

 

[Chris Hellian]

When i see that Ron Jeremy, Keiran Lee or Randy Spears is in the scene. It doesn't matter that you don't look at the guy -just knowing that he is the one with the woman in the scene is too much for me so i don't, can't watch it.

When there is a black or an asian guy in the scene. I don't know why because i have no problems if it is a black or an asian woman in the scene.

When there are more than one guy on a woman.

Girl/girl scenes with pov strap-on (!). I never watch girl/girl scenes but i saw a scene with Jenna Jameson years ago and it looked...just really stupid.

Scenes when they focus on women's feet.



I think that it is really annoying that the adult industry only seems to use "the same 6 guys for 600 scenes with 6000 women"!. That way -porn has become ALOT MORE BORING these days!.

...i have probably forgot more annoying things.

 

[Excision]

When the camera man doesn't shut up! It's really annoying.

 

[bobjustbob]

I know why they take Viagra... My point is that they simply can't fuck **** if you happen to be the third girl of the day. They should be paid more and shooting less = more work for more guys and more fun for performers and better looking scenes.
And it's not true that you can't tell, as a viewer, if there is Viagra involved. A bad shooting is quite often due to that problem or to the fact that the girl is just lending a set of holes without having any real fun in what she is doing.

I don't know when they are taking viagra. I'm sure that they do but I can't tell. Could you clue me in?

BobJustBob

 

[3DG]

When people go over the top with spitting.

 

[Monkeyslut]

things that turn me off in porn:
Gaping assholes
Creampies
Bukakkes
Really huge boobs
Obviously fake boobs
Cumming on feet/and hands
******** cum
really old guys
Ron Jeremy
fake over the top moans
Embarrising dirty talk
S and M/BDSM
Midgets
Ben Dover
BBW Women

 

[luke_thighwatcher]

Any so-called "MILF" or "amateur" with fake boobs. It just doesn't ring true.

 

[Murrdawg]

Guys who talk too much or are rude(one porn star's catch phrase was "droppin loads" - who the fuck does that?), girls that gag or suck too violently during blowjobs(it's not a toy!), a lot of the anal stuff, and definitely the POV from behind the guy's ass. Do NOT need to see some hairy guy's ass in a porno..

 

[penos]

The only things that turn me off are condoms, cum dodgers (Brandy Taylor, we are looking at you) and inter-racial.

 

[RichardNailder]

I'm speaking of watching AND fliming here... Condoms (the worst **** ever to watch and film with!!) , flaccid or semi hard ocks and fake lesbians

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LeyaFalcon again...........

Couldn't agree more - well except for the flaccid or semi-hard cocks - I enjoy a scene that starts with a flaccid cock and ends up with a throbbing boner. Maybe it's because I'm old - LOL. I used to **** Gracelynn Moans off when she lived with me - she hated sucking a flaccid cock and I fucking love it. Poor girl

 

[madsngirls]

Hairy women
****** gagging, fucking... I always respected women and i´m a sweet guy, i dont like to watch women being ****** to ********. I **** Max hardcore videos, you know that redneck with a cowboy hat, always ******* the poor girls... ***** !