The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

Do you really think anybody gives two flying fucks about your opinion? I mean, seriously you fucking cunt, who in the name of God's holy trousers are you> Just fuck off, die and stop bothering us on this message board so we can pay mind to more important things; ie; everbody and everything else. Ever. In short, fuck you.

YAWN. Shitface sez what? Seriously. Man up. Either be a bad arse cunt and go balls out insulting people and then ban them when they show the stipodoty to retort on this thread, or don't fucking bother. And since I only vaguely remember you from before I was ****** because you're so ver, astutely, incredibly boring, I'd say the latter.

You've got some bollocks talking about other people's edge when you've never displayed any yourself, boring little Petra. I say that of course, but last picture I saw might have had some hairy spunk-sacs in, it's just so hard to judge given your immense ugliness. When I always joked that it was hard to tell the difference between your face and your arse it was funny for the same reason every good joke is funny and that is because it's true, you freckle faced fucking freak.
No wonder you're "moderating" (good job btw, how many iterations of Baconsalt have we seen?) on a porn site, it's te only way a woman who's face looks like a sog threw up on a roadkill squirrel can get some male attention.

Of course, I shouldn't judge, maybe it was male attention from ***** that got you your taste for kink, tell me, was the second time you tasted sweetcorn the first time you were sucking and found a bit under *****'s foreskin?

Anyway. I can be bothered to expend bile on you no longer, for you arse simply unworthy of my attention, so allow me to get to the point in a rather more succcint fashion:
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

Who the fuck are you to mention me? What the fuck is your fucking problem **** for brains? I don't know what it is but I'm sre it's hard to pronounce (Yeah, I came up with that. Fuck you. Cunts.).

Well if you can't beat them, join them. Right?
But then, when was the last time you pulled your finger out when insultnig somebody. I believe it was when you posted an A-Ry thread. Apart from that you've posted only boring, dull predictable ****.
That makes you a boring dull, predictable person. I'd **** you to teach you a lesson but I'd probably fall ****** from boredom during. How much of a pathetic arsehole you are can be judged from the fact that few, if an are able to determine wether you're a slavish follower of that cunt-faced twat-**** known as Blueballs or simply one of his alter egos on the forum under another name.
When the fuck are you gonna grow up and think for yourself. Or even just think for that matter? You're so hypocritically and pathetically dissapointing and full of **** that you even earned a post from Petra lamenting your wussiness. She wasn't brave enough to mention you by name the same way she wasn't brave enough to write in her diary as a ***** that all those experiences with other girls (she grew up near a home for the visually and olfactoally impaired... Well, I say grew up, grew wider would probably be a more accurate term, but whatever) were just her way of making up for the fact that no man could get hard looking into those woefully poorly shaped eyes or feeling the brush of that moustache on his cock.

Hey, OCSM, is that the best you got? 'Cos it's fucking pathetic :facepalm:
GO FUCK YOURSELF SIDEWAYS THROUGH SEVEN GATES WHILE WHISTLING YOU SYPHALITIC FUCKING FUCK!
Seriously, like you've never done A2M. I've seen you're pussy and frankly, if it tastes like it looks, it qualifies as an arse.

:facepalm: Listen official content contributor, you can't post **** that's worth **** when you try to be funny, so leave the real posts to those of us with half a brain (less than a fifth of the FO population, yet you're not included in that fraction because somebody pissed in your ****** you inbred sack of **** cunt) and spare us all your brainless, banal bullshit, capish?

I hear you were only accepted in order to make the other mods look good you ****-brained, fucktarded arselicking twerp-fuck.

:thumbsup: I'm seeing some good stuff from you. But unfortunately, given the nature of this thread, that's as nice as I can be, so, with all due respect (which is none)
:theinger

Fuck me raw through seven gates while whistling with a stick of curried rhubarb! That phrase was old when I was young! Not as ol das this phrase tho, so allow me to ask you, you retarded fucking cunt-****,
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?[color]



Oh yeah, Petra... Fuck off and die, ok?
:thefinger


Cheeky git
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I may be in love with you.
I know it's short notice, but I'd sill expect better than that from a 5 year old. And I'd expect better head from a 5 year old too. I'm going to use your face for toilet paper you toothless sack of ****.
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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Hey Dirl, I just found a Hershey's Kiss on the ground. You want it?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I'd be offended, but I know you're just shy of retarded. Or you're some form of autistic. Or you're just a fucking asshole.

Whatever. You're insignificant.
See what I mean about having no edge? Seriously, I could fallasleep reading the **** that you post. a good post is like the juice of a lime on the sensitive skin of a chlamydea ridden cunt; it stings, stimulates and keeps awake.
But you, being a shitty excuse for a human being, come up with only shitty posts. I mean, seriously, why the fuc are you still breathing? You're a waste of the potential that should be present in every member of the species. Kindly fuck off and die.

:facepalm:

By the way, being insignificant would render me unworthy of response, much the same way that I haven't mentioned leggy up 'til now, so try again. As if it wasn't bad enough that you have so many failings offline, you even fail online. Can you remember the last time you got anything right you throat-fucked arse-faced ****-cunt?
 
!MOST OF YOU IDIOTS ARE THE REASON THE NATIONAL DEFENSE BILL IS GETTING ******!

thank you and good day
 
See what I mean about having no edge? Seriously, I could fallasleep reading the **** that you post. a good post is like the juice of a lime on the sensitive skin of a chlamydea ridden cunt; it stings, stimulates and keeps awake.
But you, being a shitty excuse for a human being, come up with only shitty posts. I mean, seriously, why the fuc are you still breathing? You're a waste of the potential that should be present in every member of the species. Kindly fuck off and die.

:facepalm:

By the way, being insignificant would render me unworthy of response, much the same way that I haven't mentioned leggy up 'til now, so try again. As if it wasn't bad enough that you have so many failings offline, you even fail online. Can you remember the last time you got anything right you throat-fucked arse-faced ****-cunt?

Can you please shut your bitch ass up?
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
:facepalm: Listen official content contributor, you can't post **** that's worth **** when you try to be funny, so leave the real posts to those of us with half a brain (less than a fifth of the FO population, yet you're not included in that fraction because somebody pissed in your ****** you inbred sack of **** cunt) and spare us all your brainless, banal bullshit, capish?



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