The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

[Thomas O'Malley]

Its called faking, women do it with incompetent losers :2 cents:

And how do you know that so well?
Is that what they told you in the gay club?

 

[Rane1071]

What's the name of the game where you order a pizza and try to finish masturbating before the delivery guy arrives?

Scrabble.

 

[Roald]

And how do you know that so well?
Is that what they told you in the gay club?

hmm jealousy, I can smell it in the air!!!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

You phlegmwads are an embarrassment to yourselves. You don't need our help.

Seems like we're independant after all :1orglaugh :nanner:

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I hear you give a good one as well. And you swallow like a good little boy.

:yesyes: Malley thought me

 

[D-rock]

I'm just posting to allow people to drag my name through the dirt if they want to. :wave2:

 

[Briana Lee]

And you say you're not good at this? :rofl2:As if you would mind licking that **** off.

Strange, I didn't hear you complaining last time when I made you cum 4 times in a row.

Was that before or after you asked me to stuff a cucumber up your ass?!

Its called faking, women do it with incompetent losers :2 cents:

:rofl2: You have no idea. My pussies' pretty tight but it's hard to even pretend you're enjoying it when you can't even feel it touch the sides!!! :dunno:

:yesyes: Malley thought me

Yeah that would make sense.

 

[brodkill]

i hear baconsalt just joined the board under a new name and ip

 

[Hypergalaxy]

i hear baconsalt just joined the board under a new name and ip

I heard a shitty moderator let him.

 

[RichardNailder]

Was that before or after you asked me to stuff a cucumber up your ass?!

Probably while you were stuffing the cucumber up his ass - I'm guessing at about 11 inches.

 

[brodkill]

I heard a shitty moderator let him.

apparently those american mods will let anyone join

 

[gunslingingbird]

:rofl2: You have no idea. My pussies' pretty tight but it's hard to even pretend you're enjoying it when you can't even feel it touch the sides!!! :dunno:

...Hot dog down a hallway...

 

[Hypergalaxy]

apparently those american mods will let anyone join

Yeah even grown men that wear diapers.

 

[brodkill]

Yeah even grown men that wear diapers.

or men whos genitals are so small the neck of a guitar can hide them

 

[Hypergalaxy]

or men whos genitals are so small the neck of a guitar can hide them

Or men that can't even identify a vagina when they see one.

 

[RichardNailder]

Yeah even grown men that wear diapers.

 

[brodkill]

 

[lurkingdirk]

Getting dissed by an OCSM on FreeOnes is pretty bad. I recommend you **** yourself.

 

[vodkazvictim]

To those who have said something which caused me to think;chuckle and/or laugh...and especially my friends here....thank you.

To those who have ever pissed me off......fuck you.

You know who you are.

Do you really think anybody gives two flying fucks about your opinion? I mean, seriously you fucking cunt, who in the name of God's holy trousers are you> Just fuck off, die and stop bothering us on this message board so we can pay mind to more important things; ie; everbody and everything else. Ever. In short, fuck you.

I am going to delete one random member from the internet, delete there account and every one of there threads and posts, and there ip address, so whatever you do, dont **** me off

YAWN. Shitface sez what? Seriously. Man up. Either be a bad arse cunt and go balls out insulting people and then ban them when they show the stipodoty to retort on this thread, or don't fucking bother. And since I only vaguely remember you from before I was ****** because you're so ver, astutely, incredibly boring, I'd say the latter.

****** hell...you're all a bunch of pussies.

You have a green light to flame the fuck out of each other and the insults I'm seeing are half hearted at best. Down right pathetic at worst.

I think you guys lost your edge.

You've got some bollocks talking about other people's edge when you've never displayed any yourself, boring little Petra. I say that of course, but last picture I saw might have had some hairy spunk-sacs in, it's just so hard to judge given your immense ugliness. When I always joked that it was hard to tell the difference between your face and your arse it was funny for the same reason every good joke is funny and that is because it's true, you freckle faced fucking freak.
No wonder you're "moderating" (good job btw, how many iterations of Baconsalt have we seen?) on a porn site, it's te only way a woman who's face looks like a sog threw up on a roadkill squirrel can get some male attention.

Of course, I shouldn't judge, maybe it was male attention from ***** that got you your taste for kink, tell me, was the second time you tasted sweetcorn the first time you were sucking and found a bit under *****'s foreskin?

Anyway. I can be bothered to expend bile on you no longer, for you arse simply unworthy of my attention, so allow me to get to the point in a rather more succcint fashion:
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

To your attention: The following members are inexpressibly awkward.
If you find yourself on this list, you are a big wuss!

Roald
lurkingdirk
Bonezstorm
PirateKing
Petra
johnnystyro
L3ggy
Shifty
Rockerx
ragincaucasian
Supadupafly
FreeOnes_Anders
maleonetwo
BlueBalls
BigCockTony
larss
papagmp
brodkill

The members below this are almost on the same level of wussiness,
besides the fact they are all lousy cringers:

tunsty
LukeEl
bigmanharris
Elwood70
Legzman
vodkazvictim
PJpenny
Thomas O'Malley
Rane1071
gunslingingbird
ralph furley
Mayhem
Iceman322
BrianaLeeOnline
revidffum
Blue Countach
grower_boy
nightwanker
pete rose

Now go and jerk off.

Who the fuck are you to mention me? What the fuck is your fucking problem **** for brains? I don't know what it is but I'm sre it's hard to pronounce (Yeah, I came up with that. Fuck you. Cunts.).

Geeze, I get up and decide to see what brilliant **** has been posted in this thread overnight, and all I see is this bunch of cockdrippings? You're a about as entertaining a retarded grandma, trying to catheterize grandpa with an ice pick.

Well if you can't beat them, join them. Right?
But then, when was the last time you pulled your finger out when insultnig somebody. I believe it was when you posted an A-Ry thread. Apart from that you've posted only boring, dull predictable ****.
That makes you a boring dull, predictable person. I'd **** you to teach you a lesson but I'd probably fall ****** from boredom during. How much of a pathetic arsehole you are can be judged from the fact that few, if an are able to determine wether you're a slavish follower of that cunt-faced twat-**** known as Blueballs or simply one of his alter egos on the forum under another name.
When the fuck are you gonna grow up and think for yourself. Or even just think for that matter? You're so hypocritically and pathetically dissapointing and full of **** that you even earned a post from Petra lamenting your wussiness. She wasn't brave enough to mention you by name the same way she wasn't brave enough to write in her diary as a ***** that all those experiences with other girls (she grew up near a home for the visually and olfactoally impaired... Well, I say grew up, grew wider would probably be a more accurate term, but whatever) were just her way of making up for the fact that no man could get hard looking into those woefully poorly shaped eyes or feeling the brush of that moustache on his cock.

I would but but it's probably still covered in **** from where you had it up Maley's ass!!!

Oh and I forgot my magnifying glass so I wouldn't be able to find it anyway. :dunno:



I hear you give a good one as well. And you swallow like a good little boy.

Hey, OCSM, is that the best you got? 'Cos it's fucking pathetic
GO FUCK YOURSELF SIDEWAYS THROUGH SEVEN GATES WHILE WHISTLING YOU SYPHALITIC FUCKING FUCK!
Seriously, like you've never done A2M. I've seen you're pussy and frankly, if it tastes like it looks, it qualifies as an arse.

Listen official content contributor, you can't post **** that's worth **** when you try to be funny, so leave the real posts to those of us with half a brain (less than a fifth of the FO population, yet you're not included in that fraction because somebody pissed in your ****** you inbred sack of **** cunt) and spare us all your brainless, banal bullshit, capish?

i hear baconsalt just joined the board under a new name and ip

I hear you were only accepted in order to make the other mods look good you ****-brained, fucktarded arselicking twerp-fuck.

I heard a shitty moderator let him.

:thumbsup: I'm seeing some good stuff from you. But unfortunately, given the nature of this thread, that's as nice as I can be, so, with all due respect (which is none)
:thefinger

...Hot dog down a hallway...

Fuck me raw through seven gates while whistling with a stick of curried rhubarb! That phrase was old when I was young! Not as ol das this phrase tho, so allow me to ask you, you retarded fucking cunt-****,
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?[color]



Oh yeah, Petra... Fuck off and die, ok?
:thefinger


MY spelling doesn't suck, my keyboard does, so, as an open insult to everybody on Freeones, you can ALL just fuck off and die, OK?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well if you can't beat them, join them. Right?
But then, when was the last time you pulled your finger out when insultnig somebody. I believe it was when you posted an A-Ry thread. Apart from that you've posted only boring, dull predictable ****.
That makes you a boring dull, predictable person. I'd **** you to teach you a lesson but I'd probably fall ****** from boredom during. How much of a pathetic arsehole you are can be judged from the fact that few, if an are able to determine wether you're a slavish follower of that cunt-faced twat-**** known as Blueballs or simply one of his alter egos on the forum under another name.
When the fuck are you gonna grow up and think for yourself. Or even just think for that matter? You're so hypocritically and pathetically dissapointing and full of **** that you even earned a post from Petra lamenting your wussiness. She wasn't brave enough to mention you by name the same way she wasn't brave enough to write in her diary as a ***** that all those experiences with other girls (she grew up near a home for the visually and olfactoally impaired... Well, I say grew up, grew wider would probably be a more accurate term, but whatever) were just her way of making up for the fact that no man could get hard looking into those woefully poorly shaped eyes or feeling the brush of that moustache on his cock.

I may be in love with you.