I need some FO's love

Damn, you look ugly bigmanharris. In my imagination it was already pretty bad, but this... :facepalm:
May I ask you not to post pictures of yourself anymore? :mad:

Anyway, get yourself a ****, mate :glugglug:
You'll find all the love you need in there :****:
 
You bought a 4-pack? What, couldn't you afford the entire 6-pack?
 
If i ***** 6 it will make me want to get really *****, I'm not getting ***** by myself and i'm not going out myself

My flat mate is away with his parents for the weekend and my gf is outs ********. Fun night alone. My first in a long time
 
If i ***** 6 it will make me want to get really *****, I'm not getting ***** by myself and i'm not going out myself

My flat mate is away with his parents for the weekend and my gf is outs ********. Fun night alone. My first in a long time

Now you start to sound really sad? So your girlfriend is out and you're being home feeling petty for yourself?
Take your phone, call some friends, and start a boys night out!
 
I went out last friday. I will most likely go out next weekend.

Too late to go out now. It's almost 12 and the night clubs close at 3, so for everyone to get ready you wont have enough time to get *****.
Nights in are rare but they come around now and again. You just have to power through.
 
Hang on... can you buy **** in anything other than a crate?
Yes. If you're home by yourself on a Friday night, as seems to be the case with BMH, you can always get a keg. If you pace yourself you can make it last all night. :)
If i ***** 6 it will make me want to get really *****, I'm not getting ***** by myself and i'm not going out myself

My flat mate is away with his parents for th Ope weekend and my gf is outs ********. Fun night alone. My first in a long time

Oh, come on! Be adventurous! Who says you can't have fun getting ***** by yourself? Just ask STDiva.
 
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