Fact About Yourself Thread
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i have cummed on a black girls face...and it was good...just like cumming on any woman's face 
(at least any attractive woman)
(at least any attractive woman)
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Have you ever had a girl look you in the eye and state "You are NOT coming on my face!".
She was a lovely girl, so I didn't push her into it.
She was a lovely girl, so I didn't push her into it.
i like to read three things at a time (tho not at the exact same time ) usually: a fun book, a heady book, and a magazine
) usually: a fun book, a heady book, and a magazine
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Having a few warm ones right now.
(We English are famous for warm ****. We've done a million good things, but, like everybody else, we're only famous for the bad things).
(We English are famous for warm ****. We've done a million good things, but, like everybody else, we're only famous for the bad things).
I'm eating liver pate' on melba toast.
And it is motherfuckin delicious.
And it is motherfuckin delicious.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I'm not sure what Melba toast is.
I was on tv during the Giants game last night.
Oh, how I yearn for cold weather! It's been hotter than a baby chicken's taint for the past week! The last month of summer we have nice, cool weather. As soon as fall arrives, we get triple digit temperatures. Fuck! I get cranky when it's hot.
Oh, how I yearn for cold weather! It's been hotter than a baby chicken's taint for the past week! The last month of summer we have nice, cool weather. As soon as fall arrives, we get triple digit temperatures. Fuck! I get cranky when it's hot.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I've hit a woman after using her for sex.
In a Jacuzzi full of *********.
On Pluto.
Wearing a tricorn hat.
In a Jacuzzi full of *********.
On Pluto.
Wearing a tricorn hat.
Elephants are my favourite *******
i'm hungry but i also need to go to bed
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
My aesthetics have been corrupted.
sometimes i see an ember of hope in humanity but it usually get stamped out soon enough
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I.
Am.
THE STIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am.
THE STIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i use a neti pot
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