Random Statement Thread II

[bustybbwlover]

i want a **** but i'm all out and the gf has the car

 

[Automate]

Death is not a tragedy. The real tragedy is never really being alive in the first place.

 

[jtcarra]

my friends seperated from her husband and im trying to bang her. we hang out on fridays at her house alone and i still cant get any. we have had sex many times before been friends for about 23 years now any tips

 

[Vanilla Bear]

my friends seperated from her husband and im trying to bang her. we hang out on fridays at her house alone and i still cant get any. we have had sex many times before been friends for about 23 years now any tips

Take a shower? Maybe brush your teeth?

 

[L3ggy]

:1orglaugh

 

[jtcarra]

Take a shower? Maybe brush your teeth?

only if you promise to wash my back this time

 

[Vanilla Bear]

only if you promise to wash my back this time

But I don't want to have sex with you? :dunno:

 

[jtcarra]

thats exactly wat she said

 

[Member442]

Shave?

Hey L3ggy:wave:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

thats exactly wat she said

Maybe you didn't ask kindly enough? But well actually I can understand her.

 

[jtcarra]

she likes my beard

 

[Member442]

I like beards too. Maybe she just feels she's know you to long for that kinda play now.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I like beards too.

Good! I already feared I'd have to shave for you!

 

[Member442]

Good! I already feared I'd have to shave for you!

Apparently I'm part of a dying race of women that like it. Sad men look so sexy with them.

 

[Elwood70]

Apparently I'm part of a dying race of women that like it. Sad men look so sexy with them.

Depends on the man.....

 

[jtcarra]

I like beards too. Maybe she just feels she's know you to long for that kinda play now.

that might be true

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Apparently I'm part of a dying race of women that like it. Sad men look so sexy with them.

Sad men?

ME: :******:

 

[Member442]

No sad because men look sexy with them.

 

[jtcarra]

Sad men?

ME: :******:

wattsamatta you cant grow a beard

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Depends on the man.....

And on the kind of the beard! :thumbsup: