Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

  • Too many other sports to watch

    Votes: 46 19.8%
  • The best players play in Europe

    Votes: 23 9.9%
  • Most American's don't understand the game

    Votes: 76 32.8%
  • Most games aren't played during prime time on TV

    Votes: 12 5.2%
  • Other

    Votes: 75 32.3%

  • Total voters
    232
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The Netherlands are probably the favorites though right?

I don't think so. Alot of people were high on Spain before the tournament and many predicted that this would be Spain's year to win the World Cup. Holland was seen as a dark ***** but I don't think anybody saw them going all the way to the final.
 
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Some things can't - and probably shouldn't - be explained.
Well, Lily Munster makes sense, as her *** (Grandpa) is a count. A werewolf is a result of a mixed marriage between a vampire and a Frankenstein *******...you should've caught that.

This interracial, or better yet, interspecial relationship is pretty much America in a nutshell. ...And I know, in my heart of hearts, that this very reason alone explains "why soccer isn't popular in America"!
 
Yeah, but I'm not sure what your gettin at here. And I'm not being a jerk. Plus its almost 2 in the morning where I'm at so my comprehension skills aren't working up to par at the moment.

Bobbi Eden said that if Netherlands wins the World Cup she will give a blowjob to all of her Twitter followers
 
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