Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...

roronoa3000

roronoa3000

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CadillacD said:
Your ****** swims out to troop ships! Your ***** refills creamed doughnuts! Your ****** does squat thrusts on fire hydrants!
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Indeed, sir.

Your grandfather was in the Village People.
Your grandmother was a hermaphrodite with a bigger dick than your grandfathers.
Your great, great, great, great grandfather was Benedict Arnold.
 
thebear247

thebear247

lurkingdirk said:
A new poem:

Andronicus Ry is a fucking tit.
Most of his posts are full of bull ****.
His face should make a splash in a toilet.
Even with crap in the bowl, his face would soil it.
He's such a bastard, I'm about to order a hit.
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that is beautiful my ****** has a b/f i cant stand and would like to reword that may i use it kind sir
 
F

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
Dear God, it really is all about you, isn't it, Ry? A "how much do you **** me" thread? I'm surprised you were in Vegas this weekend for the Miss USA pageant.

Vanity, thy name is And-Ry
 
roronoa3000

roronoa3000

Banned
feller469 said:
Dear God, it really is all about you, isn't it, Ry? A "how much do you **** me" thread? I'm surprised you were in Vegas this weekend for the Miss USA pageant.

Vanity, thy name is And-Ry
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You'd be surprised.
He looks rather feminine in a dress, high heels, wig and make up.

He just may have been there.
 
Philbert

Philbert

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pornophile said:
I don't like you Androgynous. I don't like the fact that I have to spellcheck every word I type or else get a lecture on proper grammer. You remind me of a really mean teacher I used to have. Also, I **** your smug little signature that you change every 4 days (actually I am jealous because they are totally awesome).
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(Funny, that teacher reference...)

AR is too lenient, his posts too benign!
Hence Balls of Blue desires
To ream his behind!

He has his status, a FreeOnes Aristocrat,
And all the FOs perverts
Really want someadat!

I enjoy the repartee, the witty replies.
None can stand before him!
Mortals...avert your eyes.

If this is not great poetry, blame not the p'om.
A box of cardboard, behind the dumpster
Is my only h'om.

I merely come to FOs to read the posts and muse.
Life is short, the dumpster stinks...


Can anyone spare some shoes?

:2 cents:
I'm leaving now...
 
Vanilla Bear

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Yeah he thinks he's sexy just because he's tall! :rofl:

Size doesn't matter bitch! Well except for huge penises, but we all know about your...uhm...tinyness. :(

Edit: Of course I would never beat him....because he is taller than me! :o :shy:
 
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PlasmaTwa2

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
Hello, Ry. Nice thread you have here.

Well, in any case... Goodbye.
 
HE1FiNEARTiST

HE1FiNEARTiST

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Andronicus Ry said:
I fuckin' **** that guy. :mad: Evidently I missed a similar thread, but I felt like it needed to be recreated properly. Feel free to insult and berate me at your leisure (lightheartedly of course). And I promise to return the favor. It's open season on me. Clearly, I dish it out more than I get it, so now you get to vent. Let me have it... (ooh, that sounded dirrrrrty)

Keep it under control, or GSB will probably borrow my ban hammer. All in good fun, folks. There's a chance I might get ****** too though. Oh well. You wouldn't miss me anyway, right? :tongue:
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wow u must be bored, but dunna worry about that lad, ill be sure to neg rep u as soon as possible. :hatsoff:
 
PirateKing

PirateKing

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:shy: You could offer a little more constructive criticism every now and then.

Maybe you're just instituting tough love. Yes, I think I understand you Ry.

I never told anyone this but my ****** also hopelessly cheered for the Cubs and overcompensated with high standards. It was painful to watch. Regardless, he was a man of pride dammit!
 
Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
thebear247 said:
if you have a problem with A-Ry then i guess you have a problem with me too cus for some reason we have clicked and been cool and A-ry has helped me threw a rough time in my life .
he just likes to have fun and says what he wants and when he wants thats called freedom of speech my great grandpa died so he has the right to do it.
on that note yes he is a big jackass but i like him anyway
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Aw, man. You're getting all mushy on me. :******: I heart you too, Bear.

Vlad19 said:
This is why I said what I did In the other thread; that you yourself would have voted yes to having your ass kicked because you are a master jokesmith, and you know how to take as well as give. I think an Andronicus Ry's greatest hits thread should be started but I'll leave that up to your manager.:hatsoff:
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I am a jackass. Fact. None of you are big or bad enough to do anything about it. Fact.
Chrism86354 said:
Yeah, kind of a doucher. :thefinger
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Short and simple. Very much my style.

lurkingdirk said:
A new poem:

Andronicus Ry is a fucking tit.
Most of his posts are full of bull ****.
His face should make a splash in a toilet.
Even with crap in the bowl, his face would soil it.
He's such a bastard, I'm about to order a hit.
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Much better. Sesame Street would be proud of your rhyming ability...

feller469 said:
Dear God, it really is all about you, isn't it, Ry? A "how much do you **** me" thread? I'm surprised you were in Vegas this weekend for the Miss USA pageant.

Vanity, thy name is And-Ry
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It is all about me. I'm still missing that 9K in rep if somebody wants to look into it. I don't really care though. Seriously.

Philbert said:
(Funny, that teacher reference...)

AR is too lenient, his posts too benign!
Hence Balls of Blue desires
To ream his behind!

He has his status, a FreeOnes Aristocrat,
And all the FOs perverts
Really want someadat!

I enjoy the repartee, the witty replies.
None can stand before him!
Mortals...avert your eyes.

If this is not great poetry, blame not the p'om.
A box of cardboard, behind the dumpster
Is my only h'om.

I merely come to FOs to read the posts and muse.
Life is short, the dumpster stinks...


Can anyone spare some shoes?

:2 cents:
I'm leaving now...
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That is a goddamn tribute poem. Put Dirky to shame. Just sayin'...

Bloodshot Scott said:
The Cubs suck wrinkly old man balls. That is all...:hatsoff:
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Sadly, you're right. I have a feeling I'll be waiting on a World Series while I'm on my death bed.

maleonetwo said:
Yeah he thinks he's sexy just because he's tall! :rofl:

Size doesn't matter bitch! Well except for huge penises, but we all know about your...uhm...tinyness. :(

Edit: Of course I would never beat him....because he is taller than me! :o :shy:
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You told me that size doesn't matter. You certainly didn't complain, big boy...

HE1FiNEARTiST said:
wow u must be bored, but dunna worry about that lad, ill be sure to neg rep u as soon as possible.
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Rule #5. You still don't get it.

roronoa3000 said:
As does Sara Jean Underwood.

Just sayin
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Ooooh. You hit a nerve there. Say what you will about me, but nobody - and The Rock means nobody - talks **** about my wife. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to take your life now.
PirateKing said:
:shy: You could offer a little more constructive criticism every now and then.

Maybe you're just instituting tough love.

No Ry, I understand you. I never told anyone this but my ****** also hopelessly cheered for the Cubs and overcompensated with high standards. It was painful to watch....but he was a man of pride.
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What is this constructive criticism you speak of?

Pirate... I am your ******. (cue ominous music)
 
Ace Bandage

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