Andronicus Ry is a jackass and deserves to be beaten...
- Thread starter Ace Bandage
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Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Hey, at least you understand the concept of irony. That's more than I say for most of the people on here.
How the fuck is it that Andronicus gets poems and odes made for him? Nobody has ever made poems and odes to me.
What the hell are you talking about? Are we forgetting the 16 page love letter I sent to you a few weeks back written in my own blood?
Pfft! Fine be that way.
But just remember our love is precious Petra, precious in ways we mere mortals cannot understand, only Cthulhu knows why we were chosen to be together. But no, you continue to test our love...
...stop testing our love!!! :bawling:
Isn't irony a blood condition? Like the opposite of anaemic?
Haiku:
Andronicus Ry
Will change the sig everyday
Makes self hating thread
Andronicus Ry
Will change the sig everyday
Makes self hating thread
I will never codone or support violence against a fellow Cub fan unless his last name is Bartman.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Worst haiku ever/10
He will bump his thread
Narcissistic fucking ass
Please punch his scrotum
Narcissistic fucking ass
Please punch his scrotum
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Hey don't be pissed at me because your hip-hop thread blew ass. :thefinger Stop projecting on me...
roronoa3000
Banned
Fucking kiss ass Swed! ( or whatever singular Swedish people are called)
roronoa3000
Banned
Andronicus Ry
All know he is gay as fuck
His dick between his legs he will tuck
For his mother mated with a buck
In his lame ass life, he is stuck
With the puckered lips of a duck
Big, black fat cocks he likes to suck
For one well worn out Chuck
All know he is gay as fuck
His dick between his legs he will tuck
For his mother mated with a buck
In his lame ass life, he is stuck
With the puckered lips of a duck
Big, black fat cocks he likes to suck
For one well worn out Chuck
Philbert
Banned
Ode to Petra
If your mythical face
Were mirror-cracking ugly
I'd still grovel at your feet
Your position here excites me!
No one here gets my respect
I quite despise them all!
But Petra ...so mysterious
I am at your beck and call!
Message me, send a PM
Or ban me some more!
Nothing can come between us!
It's you I still adore!
If you read this suck-up po'm,
And it makes you feel real queasy.
Then...A-Ry really wrote this!
(Who else could be so sleazy? )
Love,
Not Philbert
If your mythical face
Were mirror-cracking ugly
I'd still grovel at your feet
Your position here excites me!
No one here gets my respect
I quite despise them all!
But Petra ...so mysterious
I am at your beck and call!
Message me, send a PM
Or ban me some more!
Nothing can come between us!
It's you I still adore!
If you read this suck-up po'm,
And it makes you feel real queasy.
Then...A-Ry really wrote this!
(Who else could be so sleazy? )
Love,
Not Philbert
Just 'cause we're all sharing, here's my favourite haiku ever. It was written by a friend of mine who was a wee bit tipsy the evening before his wedding.
It's my wedding day
tonight I will have hot sex
please try the buffet
It isn't related to Andy Ry, but it's vastly more interesting.
It's my wedding day
tonight I will have hot sex
please try the buffet
It isn't related to Andy Ry, but it's vastly more interesting.
Big Poppa Pump
- My Name Is My Name -
Even though Andronicus has pissed me off on more than one occasion, I feel he is vital to this forum. He is the Freeones bouncer, kicking out the annoying noobs and clueless posters with his witty replies. He is also a Sara Jean Underwood fan, which makes him OK in my book. :thumbsup:
He's vital to this forum like warts are to porn star genitals.
roronoa3000
Banned
He is more useless than an amish salesman at Best Buy.
roronoa3000
Banned
He is as useless as an umbrella in SoCal.
roronoa3000
Banned
This is fun.
Andronicus Ry is so dumb he has to bookmark Dr.Seuss books.
Andronicus Ry is so dumb he has to bookmark Dr.Seuss books.