The greatest lie ever told in human history:

[mickeit]

America for Americans (The Monroe Doctrine), the U.S. promotes democracy and freedom in the world, at latin America!! hehehe!!

Everyone knows that this is a big lie!
The South Americans know very well how America treats her "allies."
Away from the U.S., away from wars, far from shedding ***** for money!!!

 

[DJCowboy]

And you think this is the greatest lie in the history of humans? So your or anyone else's government has never lied? Now that would be the biggest lie in human history, even more than religious people saying they are direct lines to God

 

[roronoa3000]

Ricky Martin pretending he was heterosexual.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

9/11

...Yeah, I went there.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

I guess it depends on who you ask. To some, religion is probably pretty high up there. For me, however, it was some girl telling me that the baby was mine. Lying bitch, I could blew that money at the strip club instead of on that DNA test.

 

[mrtrebus]

The Promise of a 2nd series for Filthy Rich & Catflap

 

[meesterperfect]

" I did not have sexual relations with that woman" is up there

 

[Jane Burgess]

Ricky Martin pretending he was heterosexual.

Mean but still funny

 

[roronoa3000]

George Bush becoming president.

 

[hk727]

"I'm not a crook." - Nixon

 

[The Grasshopper]

Money has value would be up there for me... :2 cents:

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Santa Claus

 

[ThatRedWing]

What about Columbus "discovering" the new world even though there were millions of people already there. Hell he wasn't even the first European to get there. For that matter there is evidence of limited trade between Africa and South America a hundred years before his voyage.

 

[roronoa3000]

Somebody telling JaWalrus Russell he was a good QB.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Roald saying he was going to post pictures of his shaved balls. I have been waiting to see them.

 

[larss]

"It's never happened to me before"

 

[The Grasshopper]

Roald saying he was going to post pictures of his shaved balls. I have been waiting to see them.

I could be wrong but I think there in here ----> ................. :hatsoff:

 

[roronoa3000]

I could be wrong but I think there in here ----> ................. :hatsoff:

I have fallen for this one to many times. I refuse to click on that!
No Lemon Party for me today.

 

[calpoon]

"God loves you"
"hard works pays off"
"Till death do us part"

Man, there's about a billion of them. Mostly everything that anyone tells you is a lie.

America stands for freedom? yeah, it's BS. But I doubt that it holds much water in the weight of the entire human history of lying.

Besides, most people don't really believe it anyway.

 

[Master806]

What about Columbus "discovering" the new world even though there were millions of people already there. Hell he wasn't even the first European to get there. For that matter there is evidence of limited trade between Africa and South America a hundred years before his voyage.

and also Vikings went to Terranova some hundreds years before Colombo (I write it i this way since I'm Italian! eheh). I went to Oslo some years ago and I saw some of those ship they used to went to the so called "new world"!