The Babes of Fox News

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I'm taking PAB, Juliet Huddy, Cheryl Casone, Alisyn Camerota, Claudia Cowen, Martha MacCallum, and Megyn Kelly...for starters. You guys can have my sloppy seconds. Seriously, is there another MSM outlet with such stunners? ;)
 
They look like a sorority. Almost all of them have the same haircut too. It's kinda creepy. They're all yours brah.
 
They are clearly femi-Nazis. They use their sexual wiles to fill this nation's public with propaganda in order to ensure the final victory of the master race.

In other words.....yes, I would ***** with any of them.
 
I'd like to have a threesome with Courtney Friel and Andrea Tantaros.

Red Eye gets the hot babes in the "leg chair". Diana Falzone is so sexy.

Juliet Huddy might be nice to look at but don't marry her. She's a certifiable kook.
 
I'd like to have a threesome with Courtney Friel and Andrea Tantaros.

Red Eye gets the hot babes in the "leg chair". Diana Falzone is so sexy.

Juliet Huddy might be nice to look at but don't marry her. She's a certifiable kook.

Hell, I gotta give you the Red Eye rep. The best show on TV, hands down. :bowdown:

Courtney is a doll. Total sweetheart with a killer body.

What do you expect with Juliet...she's Irish...you know, that whole Irish temper thing. I heard she's been married at least twice (or was it three times?). I also heard she's pushing like 40. :confused: The boulder she had on her finger though was, umm, massive. I'd fuck her like a dog if she was mine.


And don't forget Red Eye regular Carrie Keagan. Hollow freakin' rack, Batman:

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She'd get it.
 
Hell, I gotta give you the Red Eye rep. The best show on TV, hands down. :bowdown:

Courtney is a doll. Total sweetheart with a killer body.

What do you expect with Juliet...she's Irish...you know, that whole Irish temper thing. I heard she's been married at least twice (or was it three times?). I also heard she's pushing like 40. :confused: The boulder she had on her finger though was, umm, massive. I'd fuck her like a dog if she was mine.


And don't forget Red Eye regular Carrie Keagan. Hollow freakin' rack, Batman:

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She'd get it.

I watch Red Eye just for the babes especially Courtney Friel :thumbsup:
 
Hell, I gotta give you the Red Eye rep. The best show on TV, hands down. :bowdown:

Courtney is a doll. Total sweetheart with a killer body.

What do you expect with Juliet...she's Irish...you know, that whole Irish temper thing. I heard she's been married at least twice (or was it three times?). I also heard she's pushing like 40. :confused: The boulder she had on her finger though was, umm, massive. I'd fuck her like a dog if she was mine.


And don't forget Red Eye regular Carrie Keagan. Hollow freakin' rack, Batman:

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She'd get it.

If you don't want to fuck Carrie Keagan, then you sir, are worse than Hitler. ;)
 
Trust me, this is completely on-topic; it's funny, I just ran into it like 10 mins. before I spotted this thread:

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When women join the "fair and balanced" network, they get "Foxified"

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When I used to produce talk radio programs for the ABC affiliate in the Bay Area, and the host had a legal issue he wanted to discuss, I often booked a brilliant and beautiful law professor as an expert: Lis Wiehl. After 9/11, she was hired by Fox News. The next time I saw her on TV, I only recognized her by her name in the byline.

Fox News is a modern day Stepford factory for accomplished women. By turning professors and authors into porn star doppelgangers, the network effectively communicates what women say is not as important how they appear.

The older, winkled, balding male stars of the news channel obviously have different physical requirements to get a job on TV. Maybe Palin earns some of those privileges, because she's already famous with her own loyal following. We'll have to wait and see if her brown hair and Tina Fey glasses survive the preferences of Fox News President Roger Ailes, himself not the most svelte, glossy headed guy in town.

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As for the Fox babes, I find most of them to be "meh" - Gretchen Tucker Carlson doesn't help herself with her annoying personality. Actually, now that I think of it, that applies to pretty much all of the Fox Femmebots.
 
Trust me, this is completely on-topic; it's funny, I just ran into it like 10 mins. before I spotted this thread:

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When women join the "fair and balanced" network, they get "Foxified"

Excerpt:

When I used to produce talk radio programs for the ABC affiliate in the Bay Area, and the host had a legal issue he wanted to discuss, I often booked a brilliant and beautiful law professor as an expert: Lis Wiehl. After 9/11, she was hired by Fox News. The next time I saw her on TV, I only recognized her by her name in the byline.

Fox News is a modern day Stepford factory for accomplished women. By turning professors and authors into porn star doppelgangers, the network effectively communicates what women say is not as important how they appear.

The older, winkled, balding male stars of the news channel obviously have different physical requirements to get a job on TV. Maybe Palin earns some of those privileges, because she's already famous with her own loyal following. We'll have to wait and see if her brown hair and Tina Fey glasses survive the preferences of Fox News President Roger Ailes, himself not the most svelte, glossy headed guy in town.

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As for the Fox babes, I find most of them to be "meh" - Gretchen Tucker Carlson doesn't help herself with her annoying personality. Actually, now that I think of it, that applies to pretty much all of the Fox Femmebots.

But I'd challenge you to put up the dogs of MSNBC against the Fox batch. :)
 
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