Oh, great.
Taking a page out of the Catholic cult's book.
Your own version of the Vatican Assassins: The Jesuits.
hey every serious religion needs someone to do the dirty work in service of whatever deity is worshiped...
I want to atart my own Religion.
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hey every serious religion needs someone to do the dirty work in service of whatever deity is worshiped...
No need to take the fall or do anything to compromise yourself.
playing practical jokes on someone's ass will be just fine.
do a Jerky Boys and crank call people at 3 am -
flaming bags of *** on the door step, that sort of thing.
And exactly what is wrong with taking after the Thuggees and the cult of Kali ?oh, great.
Taking a page out of the catholic cult's book.
Your own version of the vatican assassins: the jesuits.
I Don't remember any Jesuits in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom".
Then me religion is all ready doing what it set out to do.
No we will not burn as my religion promotes the use of condoms and teaches awareness and means to prevent STDs.
Will your church have the equivalent of the Vatican City?
I would advise it to be somewhere near Las Vegas or Tijuana.
Oh, and I will be the janitor there. Please find another, fancier name for this, please
I was planning just to rent places out - or if we did own any property it would most likely be an old ware house or one of those old mill building converted into store and office space or apartment buildings.
chances are we would higher custodial people to clean up our messes for us.
you could be in the important high position of calling up the janitorial service to send someone to clean up the mess.
as an important holy person in my religion you would automatically get some income or kickbacks, weather you actually do anything or not.
That's my whole point with this bullshit.
You would think so, but Human beings seldom sit back and let someone live there own life.
I come from a real estate ****** with the history of getting what they want at the point end of a lawyer or social worker, regardless of how irrational it may seem, or who's life it may ruin.
People who truly believe they have the right to shove their noses into everyone's life because their **** doesn't stink and there way of life is the beginning and end of all, yet are as noble and upper crust as the Blue Collar Tour or Beavis and Butthead, accept not as smart.
apologies to the BCT & Bevis and Butthead.
but that's what they pay the lawyers and social workers for, to keep that illusion alive and well.
The sad fact is, that **** is the norm, other wise South Park wouldn't be so funny.
Yes allot of things would be easier if the common ideal of what makes a healthy society were actually true, but for some ass backwards reasoning, people take the most convoluted, insane, and extreme means to reach the most idiotic ends, and come to the most idiotic conclusions.
It's never as simple as telling someone off.
where there is money and lawyers, there is a way.
it gets to a point in life where the easiest route is to be far more insane and absurd than the so called normal people.
Sure religions get made fun of, but that's all that happens, religions still pretty much do what ever the Hell they want, that's religions social stigma and prerogative, and also why any religion not believing what yours does is blasphemous and heretical, otherwise it may expose how full of **** you really are.
besides if your religion is popular why face reality when you have the money to pay a lawyer to change it for you?
religions get away with an awful lot of ****.
The **** my religion will get away with is not trying to keep alive the illusion of social/political correctness or what is normal, and sit on it's ass for the sake of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
So is ROALD the reigning Pope of this religion?
YES! :nanner:
It's about fucking time, this is the entire reason I became the Grand Wizard of this bastard church in the first place. I have an inherent need to spill the ***** of innocent souls who are just as brainwashed into thinking their own god wants this as I am.
Bring the pain!!!
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
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My nomination for POTW! :thumbsup:
As a gesture of good will, from my fledgling faith to the fundamentalists here.
I would like to wish you all a Happy Zombie Day.
I would like to wish you all a Happy Zombie Day.
well...ok, i'm down just remember if ya ever need anything a little more extreme, just ask...
How extreme is wishing people a "Happy Zombie Appreciation Day"?
Namreg
Banned
seriously, join the ULC. you can call yourself supreme overlord of rock n' roll and it's a perfectly legal title in the US with which you can start your own congregation. those people are so fucked that they actually allow atheists -like me- to join, because "atheism is simply another system of belief." nutters.
so you want to be a Jehovah's Witness... cause that is a fake religion....
I doubt I'll get any serious responses but I'll take what I can get.
but I need a list of laws rules commandments - what ever.
don't want a bunch of you cant do this or that.
more along the lines of
what ever you do returns to you 3 fold.
do for others as you would want others to do for you, - unless its perverted or gross maybe you're both into that sort of thing - what ever....
he who smelt it dealt it....
wait one hour after eating before swimming....
don't poor sulfuric acid on your genitals.....
maybe a little more Zen or insightful.
but I need a list of laws rules commandments - what ever.
don't want a bunch of you cant do this or that.
more along the lines of
what ever you do returns to you 3 fold.
do for others as you would want others to do for you, - unless its perverted or gross maybe you're both into that sort of thing - what ever....
he who smelt it dealt it....
wait one hour after eating before swimming....
don't poor sulfuric acid on your genitals.....
maybe a little more Zen or insightful.
Supafly
Logged Off 4 Freedom of Speech Restrictions
I see this is really taking off. You can take it beyond the *****-state to the actual letting it happen-state.
I will eagerly help you, if only by creating a web forum to push this forward.
Could do the german leg of your church. I go the time, I got the experience to first start it out as a 'Verein' and then psuhin git to the next level.
If you want, contact me. PM. I can set up that forum for you, I have experience as and admin of other forums. No charge at all, other than the commitment to do this
I will eagerly help you, if only by creating a web forum to push this forward.
Could do the german leg of your church. I go the time, I got the experience to first start it out as a 'Verein' and then psuhin git to the next level.
If you want, contact me. PM. I can set up that forum for you, I have experience as and admin of other forums. No charge at all, other than the commitment to do this
anyone can start a religion that will take off and gather many fanatics, - I'm looking for the few, the apathetic, unambitious.
I basically want a club house to screw off in and get benefits from the government for doing so, and the authority to say "because my religion says so" before doing or ignoring something.
the rules are just to make it look like I'm doing something.
I basically want a club house to screw off in and get benefits from the government for doing so, and the authority to say "because my religion says so" before doing or ignoring something.
the rules are just to make it look like I'm doing something.
That's a position made for me and my wife. We will be in charge of devirginizing and lesbianizing all the hot babes
Aren't there already other religions like that, like the Flying Spaggethi ******* (PBUH) or the Church of the Subgenius?
The Subgenius cult is actually to much work for me, and they boast about it's ministers power over others, I'm about self empowerment.
a minister or high priest in my religion would most likely be more like a spokes person for the parishioners,
the rules and rituals being predominantly lip service.
obviously there will be core rules that will be strictly enforced regarding the maintaining the illusion of an actual religion.
Also subgenius is open to the general public and mocks beliefs.
I want my religion to be a private club - invitation or initiation,
and mock the social/political power of religion.
the Church of the Flying Spaggethi *******, is to fanatical and I want to punch Richard Dawkins in the face for evangelical atheism.
I'm a spiritualist, I believe in some form of divine ***** in the universe, but appreciate the atheist point of view it has given me allot of insights into critical thinking.
Dick Dawkins corrupted that, and has turned evolution and natural selection into a god.
I'm tired of rights and freedoms being cleverly subverted by political correctness, social propriety and the legal & economic manipulation that enforces that ****.
So I'm going to use the very same ****** that would ****** me out of doing what I want or doing **** against my will, and use that very same corruption to stay out of the rat race bullshit.
also being the founder of my own religion, the core belief isn't because the bible or god tells me so, but because I say so, - It's good to be the King.
a minister or high priest in my religion would most likely be more like a spokes person for the parishioners,
the rules and rituals being predominantly lip service.
obviously there will be core rules that will be strictly enforced regarding the maintaining the illusion of an actual religion.
Also subgenius is open to the general public and mocks beliefs.
I want my religion to be a private club - invitation or initiation,
and mock the social/political power of religion.
the Church of the Flying Spaggethi *******, is to fanatical and I want to punch Richard Dawkins in the face for evangelical atheism.
I'm a spiritualist, I believe in some form of divine ***** in the universe, but appreciate the atheist point of view it has given me allot of insights into critical thinking.
Dick Dawkins corrupted that, and has turned evolution and natural selection into a god.
I'm tired of rights and freedoms being cleverly subverted by political correctness, social propriety and the legal & economic manipulation that enforces that ****.
So I'm going to use the very same ****** that would ****** me out of doing what I want or doing **** against my will, and use that very same corruption to stay out of the rat race bullshit.
also being the founder of my own religion, the core belief isn't because the bible or god tells me so, but because I say so, - It's good to be the King.
