I want to atart my own Religion.

[roronoa3000]

I'd like to join, but I recently joined the church of the Fonz...ayyyyy sorry.

Fonzy be praised.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Dude, I want in on this

 

[jod0565]

Why don't you just call it a cult and jump off a cliff when 2012 comes.

 

[Will E Worm]

You guys are going to Hell.

Just sayin'

Yes. :hatsoff:

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Dude, I want in on this

and behold - so you are.

 

[alexpnz]

We're not gonna see this thread banished to the Games and Stuff section right underneath The Mob thread now are we? :wave2::1orglaugh

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

You guys are going to Hell.

Just sayin'

Yes. :hatsoff:

http://www.veoh.com/collection/s245014/watch/e100216hMsMTqQb
In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there�ll be hell to pay

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame


This is now one of our hymns .
we need more inspirational songs.

 

[Will E Worm]

:hatsoff:



BereanBeacon - hell

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

I have heard the message of the Gospel, and found it wanting.

 

[Will E Worm]

I have heard the message of the Gospel, and found it wanting.

That was you wanting it.

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

That was you wanting it.

from Lesbian Sluts - yes, from a Bearded Jewish Hippie, Nope.

 

[Will E Worm]

Cpt.Obvious, You know what you need. :hatsoff:

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Cpt.Obvious, You know what you need. :hatsoff:

Merilyn Sakova on my lap!

 

[PirateKing]

First new rule- Celibacy and Virginity are sins.
both can be forgiven through the help of a special holy man or woman.
who wants the job?

I love your religion already.

 

[Will E Worm]

First new rule- Celibacy and Virginity are sins.
both can be forgiven through the help of a special holy man or woman.
who wants the job?

You are a heretic you will burn. :tongue: :nono:

I love your religion already.

:nono:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i'll be your personal assassin...:thumbsup:

 

[Will E Worm]

i'll be your personal assassin...:thumbsup:

Oh, great.

Taking a page out of the Catholic cult's book.

Your own version of the Vatican Assassins: The Jesuits.

 

[hedonis]

My religion hates your religion.


I declare holy war.

 

[D-rock]

Wouldn't it be much easier to man up and tell your family you just don't like going to their holiday dinners and other functions on those days?

Whether you views of them, most people also tend to really believe the religion they follow. It would be too hard and take up too much time and effort to follow up on stuff you don't believe in and only pretend to care about.

 

[Supafly]

Will your church have the equivalent of the Vatican City?

I would advise it to be somewhere near Las Vegas or Tijuana.

Oh, and I will be the janitor there. Please find another, fancier name for this, please


Edit:

Just used a translator... would you believe it's called 'Sexton'??? Perfect! Now I know why I wanna be that