Im losing my virginity next week and seek advice

[JayJohn85]

Well I see your point not on the ****** jokes....You and your irish stereotypes but apparantly statistically thats on the increase as many cant afford to move out. But yea why are you going to a ****** to lose it, Havent you got a female friend even if no girlfriend be better to do that with. Or even the local *** at least its free.

 

[DogHouseRilley]

joexxx,

Don't worry about coming durring the blow job, as Bob_Smith404 says, it's probably going to be pretty awesome for you. While you're waiting to get hard again, ask her to show you how she likes to touch herself and then ask her to take your hands and use them to touch herself. Pay attention. Once you know how to work a woman with your hands, you can translate that to what you do with your tongue - if you decide to try that next week with your ****** or not is up to you.

 

[Petra]

Just remember to cry afterwards. Women LOVE that. :thumbsup:

Um....yea. We also LOVE the foreplay with lion paws from the furry costume in addition to ****** virgins. :helpme:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well I see your point not on the ****** jokes....You and your irish stereotypes but apparantly statistically thats on the increase as many cant afford to move out. But yea why are you going to a ****** to lose it, Havent you got a female friend even if no girlfriend be better to do that with. Or even the local *** at least its free.

I am afraid the first half befuddles me and the latter half makes sense.

 

[The Joker]

Have a root **** float, say "Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho" exactly five times, and since it's your first time ... try not to fall in love with her.

 

[BlueBalls]

You see. Take my advice sonny jim, you'll go far. :hatsoff:

Um....yea. We also LOVE the foreplay with lion paws from the furry costume in addition to ****** virgins. :helpme:

:lovecoupl

 

[24788]

This thread just set you up for disaster.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I remember when I lost my virginity... best 38 seconds ever.

 

[DJCowboy]

This thread just set you up for disaster.

No shite!


I would have a few drinks beforehand to relax yourself. Maybe get something for the girl too (are escorts allowed to ***** on the job?). Ask her for anal, I still have yet to find the girl that'll let me go down that muddy road

 

[STDiva]

This thread just set you up for lols

Fixed.

And to the OP, don't worry. the "******" won't talk **** about you until after she leaves.

 

[mrtrebus]

My advice. DON'T DO IT! Sex is SO overrated & leads to permanent stains on ones very soul. Remain pure of body, of mind & of spirit.

 

[jod0565]

Ask for a virgin discount.

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

My advice would be not to put too much pressure on yourself. Beint that it's your first time, you may be going into it with a lot of romantic ideas of what it should be like and so forth.

One thing is certain. You will never forget your first time. Even so, don't put so much pressure on yourself to make it perfect. Your first time doesn't have to be, and usually isn't, the best time of your life. If it turns out to be incredible, that's all the better. If it doesn't, it's no big deal. Just look at it as a stepping stone to future sex sessions. Some will be great, and some won't.

As I look back on my life, the times I enjoyed the most were times when I was relaxed and just let things happen as they came.

She is experienced. I'd let her take the lead a little bit and just enjoy the ride.

Good luck! (Why am I saying that? You already know you're going to get lucky. LOL) :1orglaugh

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

The best sex is abstinence.

I say actually make her do what the name implies and have her ****** you to such sexual hot spots as McDonalds and Grandma's house for tea.

 

[PirateKing]

i gotta say getting an ****** when you're a virgin seems like overkill. As doghouse said you may not get past the blowjob and thats just one-tenth of what the payment usually entails. make sure the ****** allows multiple pops. luckily i lost my virginity to another virgin so she didn't know how bad i was. Also like john jay says make sure you get some tutorials from this ******, because it could be handy for your second time. Oh and wear a condom, you wouldnt want to catch herpes cuz that would be a sucky way to start your sex life.

I remember when I lost my virginity... best 38 seconds ever.

you lasted twice as long as i did.

 

[D-rock]

My advice is don't lose your virginity to an ******.

 

[feller469]

are we sure J. D. Salinger is dead? Holden, is that you?

 

[alexpnz]

Dont fuck her, just get some head and blow a huge load in her face and I GUARANTEE you'll feel way better about yourself than you would after "2 pupms and a dump"
Keep the virginity for someone you got feelings for.....sounds corny but it'll all make sense when your older! :2 cents:

 

[drf]

Tear that ass up! As one who has also not known the touch of a woman until recently that's the best advise I can give you.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

Just remember to cry afterwards. Women LOVE that. :thumbsup:

:1orglaugh fucking classic