Man throws ***** in courtroom during his trial, gets 31 years

[~~whimsy~~]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/10/26/state/n203436D93.DTL&tsp=1

A man who sneaked a bag of his ***** into a San Diego courtroom during his trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.

 

[BlueBalls]

This man, is a true hero.

He deserves a knighthood or a blowjob or something. Queen! Get off your fat ass and get to work. QUICKLY!!!

 

[STDiva]

That is hilarious.

 

[jasonk282]

truly awesome

 

[mentalman]

That's some funny ****. I feel sorry for his cellmate in prison. Sounds like this guy likes to play with ****.

 

[sdj374]

Good. Now he won't be able to troll this forum anymore.

 

[britlover]

Truely beautiful! And they all probably desurved every single **** smear, too!

But double fuck the system for giving the man over 31 years in prison. Fuck is that ever too harsh.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am glad to see it didn't work. I am sure most people trying for insanity think the handful of **** thing will work. Now maybe this will keep them simpletons from handling crap in fear of getting a harsher sentence. Example has now been set for anyone with the idea of ***.

Besides, it is hard to come off normal for most the trial, and at the end try a desperate attempt to fling *** and smear it on your lawyer to come off insane.

At least take some acting classes before you commit crimes and go to trial to make the insanity seem believable.

 

[habo9]

Well hes in the **** now

 

[meesterperfect]

look at you people praising the scumbag.

would you consider him a hero if he robbed burglarize or assualted you.........or your m-m or your ******..... or threw **** on them?
Think!

then you screwheads wonder why the country you live in is so fucked up?

 

[mrtrebus]

look at you people praising the scumbag.

would you consider him a hero if he robbed burglarize or assualted you.........or your m-m or your ******..... or threw **** on them?
Think!

then you screwheads wonder why the country you live in is so fucked up?

Exactly. Hope he has fun for the next 3 decades! :hatsoff:

 

[DreamSparrow]

:eek: I wondered where baconsalt had got to. Now we know.

 

[sporty_carr]

Yeah, that'll put the judge and jury in his favor :1orglaugh

 

[BigSwede]

Tough ****.

 

[Spleen]

Would have been better if he'd sneakily shat into his hand while in the courtroom, but hey it's the end result that counts I guess.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Must have been really nutty if he got 31 years.

 

[sporty_carr]

Must have been really nutty if he got 31 years.

Prolly had some corn in there somewhere too.

 

[Ravenholm]

I guess he proved his pal wrong when he was told "That **** wont work!" look who's laughing now lol.

 

[StanScratch]

The article failed to mention that, as the janitors were cleaning the **** up, they accidentally threw away five lawyers.

 

[Spleen]

The article failed to mention that, as the janitors were cleaning the **** up, they accidentally threw away five lawyers.

Joke of the week.