This always reminds me of the man that would take a **** at night, put it on a napkin or whatever, and let it dry out at night. The morning after he would grate it and put it in his pocket.
He then would go to a grocery store and sprinkle the **** sprinkles on doughnuts with chocolate sprinkles.
Thus people would buy the doughnuts unexpectedly and eat this man's ****.
I thought, damn! What the hell! Which is worse? The fact that a man would **** and put it on his nightstand to dry out during the night. Or the fact that a man would take his own **** and grate it in the morning when it was dry to put in his pocket and sprinkle upon doughnuts?
:wtf: