Old guys thread - 35+

[thegunner]

I'm 39, I look at **** today and think 'you know, there's sooo much you've missed'.
There's music, movies, world shattering events, which these **** will probably never hear of.

For example, I love 70's/80's Music (Ok, I'm a bit of a Duranie), but **** Just don't seem to know or even care that there was actually decent music before they were born.
It's all S-club-fucking seven or whatever.. I think it's sad in some ways.

Today's **** will be saying the exact same thing in 30 years mate. Just like your parents did.

 

[Facetious]

When you cross paths at the grocery store with the once sweet, young, fresh and innocent "girls'' 2 to 3 years your junior for the first time in . . . .well . . . ages and they're more like haggard old ladies ! :uohs:

The strange thing is that you would kinda visualize them to, on this day, remain in appearance, exactly as they were when you last saw them.
Do ya understand what um talkin 'bout ?

So I pose this question -
A. Do you "old guys" look as good as you did in high school ? i.e. same weight, full head of hair ? Really ? You still wear those "bell bottoms" ? :jester:

B.Would you easily be recognized by those who haven't seen you in 15 - 20 years time ?

I don't know whether to take this as a compliment or not :
"You look the same as you did in high school". :uohs:

 

[Red Spyder]

...what? 35 is old? I'm old then? Well then, get off my lawn!!!

 

[The Paulinator]

An older man I knew once told me "When you get old, you can say whatever you want to anyone, and they won't get angry at you."
I replied "I've been that way all my life, you old geezer"

I qualify.......+7

 

[The Paulinator]

The strange thing is that you would kinda visualize them to, on this day, remain in appearance, exactly as they were when you last saw them.
Do ya understand what um talkin 'bout ?

Yes, their butts got big. That's what happens when girls become women.
Men have their own appearance issues

So I pose this question -
A. Do you "old guys" look as good as you did in high school ? i.e. same weight, full head of hair ? Really ? You still wear those "bell bottoms" ? :jester:

I've put on 17 pounds since then....my waist size is smaller, my shoulders and arms are bigger (I work out because my job pretty much demands it). Still have a full head of hair. Though I am not the youngest of my ********, I was the last to start getting grey hair (just a few). Yes, really. I havent worn "bell bottoms" since my navy days....I'm not that old!

B.Would you easily be recognized by those who haven't seen you in 15 - 20 years time ?

I don't know whether to take this as a compliment or not :
"You look the same as you did in high school". :uohs:

Absolutely I would be recognized, though now I live far from where I grew up. I probably wouldn't take the last part as a compliment. I am much better looking now. Honestly.

 

[Philbert]

When I was in high school, I wore 31 jeans, weighed 150, and had lots of dark almost black hair.
Now, I wear 32 jeans,weigh 160, and ...oh, wait...never mind about the hair. The color isn't quite the same...
When I see people from my youth, they look so old...but I still enjoy the shock on guy's faces I work with, when I tell them how old I am.
My neices and my ****** gave me an "over the hill" party on my 40th birthday, complete with a black cake, black balloons, and black crepe decorations. I just happened to be passing through on my way to Guatemala, on my new Honda Shadow VT1100.
Life is over when you quit living it...just ask my 7 year old.:thumbsup:

 

[Facetious]

^ Nicely done, Paul ! :hatsoff:

Life is over when you quit living it...just ask my 7 year old.:thumbsup:

Judging by the dependant political positions that people resort to (they know who they are ! Bwwaaahahaha), there's a lot of people that have quit living.

 

[The Paulinator]

^ Nicely done, Paul ! :hatsoff:

Thank you! Please, call me The.:tongue:

 

[stampede2873]

One morning I was at work, and this guy was bitching about the **** these days and was directing his tirade to me! He said, you young bucks don't know how good you have it!

I asked him how old he was and he tells me... I'm 33, you twenty somethings just don't have a clue. I looked at him and said... I'm 35.

 

[lost1dc]

Fook. I just realized I'm 37 now. Guess it's attitude that makes you feel young. I've always wondered what kind of music would make me think it's nothing but cr@p in the younger generations. Being a metal-head and listening to Slayer, Overkill, Testament, etc for my thrash part, and always thought after bands like that, "how could anything sound like crap". Guess the whole cookie ******* vocals wins there. I could get into the music but when it sounds like the singer is taking a painful dump, ruins the song.

As an old guy, my perversions with sex could be called extreme. I try to fist or vag gape the lady that I'm with.

 

[Elwood70]

I am 29 but often said to be way older than my age,I have been told that by several people.

I'm 38,and I still get carded for ***** and cigarettes.....

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm 38 and I can still physically qualify for any *************** agency in the U.S.

 

[feller469]

I am 43, single and having a good time. Maybe not as active as I was 18 years ago, but still getting the job done. Plus, there are so many 40-something women now who are fed up with the hubbies that there is always a smile at the end of the bar. Smile, have fun and they come around

 

[maildude]

Who you callin' old??

 

[Facetious]

Thank you! Please, call me The.:tongue:

Long e vowel, would that be correct ? :tongue:

Thee ? Got it.

 

[The Paulinator]

Long e vowel, would that be correct ? :tongue:

Thee ? Got it.

Thee, Thou....I'm not that old.:rofl: I just meant the whole first-name basis kinda thing.

I'm in a good mood anyway because I got carded by a girl who was obviously in her twenties. I don't even care if she was just being nice or not, though she did say "wow" when she saw my age.