Damn straight :nanner:
Matter of fact, I think I'll retire early just to spite them
Old guys thread - 35+
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Damn straight :nanner:
Matter of fact, I think I'll retire early just to spite them
All I'm saying is that, senob's attraction to joining all the old-timer clubs on FreeOnes, is probably attributed to one of two things. And no, one of those reasons is not because he has surpassed my post count, by going back to 20's a day.
Sorry doesn't wear with the British over 35's. We wasn't allowed decent porn till nearly the 00's due to British laws :o
So you'll need a better way to justify your posting here than that I'm afraid :1orglaugh
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very reminiscent of the fact that as youths we had to trudge through the forest to get to the picnic
But on the positive side, we never lacked for dental floss.
Senob - just one last query before you're approved: are you sure you're willing to give up your affiliation with the Important Age Group? Have you seriously considered the consequences of that act? We who are ancient await your considered response.
Hmmm.... that is something to consider. The Important Age Group is very important to me (and should be for everyone else on the board.) The joy I felt when I first joined that group was immeasurable.
I count myself an ally of the ancients no matter which way I should decide. Even if I have to pay for all those motorized wheelchairs and safety bathtubs, I will at least feel a sense of self satisfaction knowing that the elders are well taken care of.
Well, since I've rubbed C_A so much (rubbed him the wrong way that is) by surpassing his post count, the least I can do is stay and lend whatever sway I have on this board to his Important Age Group. The class structure on the board has become so well defined that I would be a fool to jump classes at this point. So, bodie, friday and others, please rescind my nomination for the 35+ age group, with one caveat: That I may be allowed, once in awhile, to interject some of my humor into this thread, lest it become old, dry and dusty with old man smell.
Are you absolutely sure, senob?
Remember, you'll only be in the IAG until you're 32, whereas if you choose we fossils there is no glass ceiling.
Understandably. Your level of joy matched mine of depression that I was ineligible.
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Remember, you'll only be in the IAG until you're 32, whereas if you choose we fossils there is no glass ceiling.
Understandably. Your level of joy matched mine of depression that I was ineligible.
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I can remember these, too, but you don't see me lobbying to join.
Nothing against the respected elders, but...
Getting older hurts my female pride. :******:
So how old are you if you're not feeling one
Or can you make up a age, if so I'm 18 again
^^Hmmm, it's hard to tell if he's being typically naive or uncharacteristically sardonic?
At any rate, can any of you old-timers tell us what it's like to wear adult diapers? And what do crackers taste like?
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^^ Hmmm, it's hard to tell if he's being typically sardonic or uncharacteristically naive?
I am sure some members of the most important age group do know what it feels like to wear adult diapers. Just for the fun of it.
I am sure some members of the most important age group do know what it feels like to wear adult diapers. Just for the fun of it.
Well, I don’t wear diapers but when the doctor want a sperm, ***** or stool sample I just give them my underpants.
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They don't call him "Ol' Skidmarks YMIHERE" for nothin'!!
Here in Connecticut I knew it as "teachers take it, buy it at the drugstore".
BTW here's what could be our theme song.
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I saw a memory from the 70's today. Now I'm sure it wasn't the one my ****** had, but it brought back some memories of holidays and such.
http://img237.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=77480_vauxhallventura_122_168lo.jpg
This thing was one of the best cars my ****** ever had (his was in a dark red). It was very powerful for a ****** car of the day. It had a cruising speed of 94 miles an hour. But the thing broke down so much you wouldn't believe. I even remember on one holiday it breaking down in the middle of a safari park! So out of all the cars he's had since my birth to this day, it's always is the one that sticks out in my memory. Basically just for it been a real character of sort. Been a bike man it has to have something to make me laugh when I think of a car.
PS
His was customised by a mechanic up the road from us when he sold it.
http://img237.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=77480_vauxhallventura_122_168lo.jpg
This thing was one of the best cars my ****** ever had (his was in a dark red). It was very powerful for a ****** car of the day. It had a cruising speed of 94 miles an hour. But the thing broke down so much you wouldn't believe. I even remember on one holiday it breaking down in the middle of a safari park! So out of all the cars he's had since my birth to this day, it's always is the one that sticks out in my memory. Basically just for it been a real character of sort. Been a bike man it has to have something to make me laugh when I think of a car.
PS
His was customised by a mechanic up the road from us when he sold it.
There was some up to about 1985 because video tapes weren't covered by the obscenity laws (when the laws were drawn up,video was a long time in the future).this loophole was exposed by Mary Whitehouse and her friends and new legislation was enacted.
