What Do You Call Your Penis?

[ChefChiTown]

What Do You Call Your Penis?

Small

 

[Facial_King]

Small

tee-hee!!

:hatsoff:

Mine? I guess it must be "The Hounds" since "Release The Hounds" is a common bedroom plea (joke?) here at home.

 

[AFA]

My Boss

Well that implies who does your thinking for you!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

What do you call your penis?

Mine!

 

[jibbijib]

WPD - Weapon of Pussy Destruction.

 

[The Yak]

Huntington Fillmore III

 

[Volume]

Not Big Enough

 

[Sean McC]

I call mine dick or cock.

If a girlfriend wants to name it, that's fine by me.

If I had to name it, I'd call it Richard or William.

 

[bombardier52]

Vlad the Impaler

 

[The Paulinator]

you got three balls?

OK, let me explain...it was Dewey and Mr. Peanut, but some sort of interscortal mitosis occurred leaving me with extra treasures down below.



Just joking, I don't name my balls no matter how many of them there are.

 

[coolbeers]

we aren't on speaking terms, so nothing

 

[villiageidiot]

Pedro!

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

king schlong

 

[senob44]

Mine!

What a coincidence, that's also what I call yours!!! :tongue:

I call my penis Dragon, because it drags on the floor.

 

[capetonian]

"Me" !

It normally goes like this: "play with Me !, suck Me !, etc.....

 

[ChefChiTown]

we aren't on speaking terms, so nothing

Hmm, that's sad...real sad. Do you uh...would you like me to mediate the situation? :dunno:

 

[Violator79]

Never gave it second thought.

 

[black amal]

Magic... or just Mr. Johnson! Chicks think that cute. Oh well! lol

 

[Doc Scurlock]

My dink is pretty classy so I call him Lord Fuckington.

 

[Sicario]

Russell the love muscle.